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15 Things I've Learned From 15 Years Of Marriage

15 Things I've Learned From 15 Years Of Marriage | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Our list does not resemble the ones you'll find in Cosmo. We have never had a regular date night, nor do we prioritize "communication" or play sex games or see a therapist.

 

TOPIC:  This really is a great list and can fill a few breaks.  I would ask for people married over 15 years to add to the list.

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Does Facebook Wreck Marriages?

Does Facebook Wreck Marriages? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Real-Time Advice: Newlywed CEO Mark Zuckerberg may want to watch his status updates, divorce lawyers say. Facebook often gets blamed for breakups.

 

TOPIC:  1/3 of marriages are wrecked by facbook?  Really?  Do you have your spouses password?  If so, how often do you check up on them?  If your spouse asked for your password would ya give it to them?

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Police: Man jumps from vehicle after fight with girlfriend

Police: Man jumps from vehicle after fight with girlfriend | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police: Man jumps from vehicle after fight with girlfriend, A man bailed from a moving vehicle early Sunday morning, following a quarrel with his girlfriend, Phoenix Police said.

 

TOPIC:  I love seeing "Get out of the car" fights.  I always wonder what prompted someone to get out of the car.  What was it about?  How far did he/she walk?  Anyone walk all the way home?

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Woman bites boyfriend's leg after he tries to break up with her

Woman bites boyfriend's leg after he tries to break up with her | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Woman bites man's leg after he tries to break up with her | fort, leg, tries, beach, walton, bites, woman, break...

 

TOPIC:  Bad break-up stories.  How about public meltdowns when ya tried to break it off in public (ALWAYS break it off in public btw).

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6 Things Mothers-In-Law Love to Hear

You only have to kind of mean it....

 

TOPIC:  In-Law horror  stories.  I haven't talked to my mother-in-law since she did/said ________________."  Mother-in-laws that have hit on you.

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Two wives meet for first time at bigamist soldier husband's funeral... along with mother of his third son

Two wives meet for first time at bigamist soldier husband's funeral... along with mother of his third son | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Army Specialist Moises Gonzalez, 29 (pictured) was killed in a road accident in Afghanistan on April 25. He leaves three sons - one by each of his wives and a third by another woman.

 

TOPIC:  I always love the chick that dates the married guy and NEVER knows it.  Please call in and tell us how that happened.  What about guys?  I have NEVER heard about a dude dating a married chick and not knowing it.  Anyone out there?  How did you find out your other half was cheating?

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Nympho kept victim captive for 36-hour forced sex session

Nympho kept victim captive for 36-hour forced sex session | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
GERMAN nymphomaniac met her latest victim on way home from sex addiction therapy...

 

TOPIC:  Any guy listening that had to end a relationship because she demanded too much sex?   How often is "normal sex?"  Who has had the most partners in one day?  Who has the longest dry spell but is still in a relationship?

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Signs He Is Not The One - When You Should Dump Him

Signs He Is Not The One - When You Should Dump Him | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We asked you to tweet us with the hashtag #RandomSignsHesNotThe1. And wow. Some of you really dodged a man-bullet.

 

TOPIC:  I think this magazine is moronic and it supports my point with sign number one.  Would a guy REALLY cuddle with his grandma on a date?  What are some true signs of dumping someone?  Strangest thing that happened on a date?

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Phyllis Schlafly: Don’t date feminists!!!!

Phyllis Schlafly: Don’t date feminists!!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  This story is so silly it's PERFECT for firing up the females listeners.  Make sure the "dick" on your show anchors this topic and AGREES with her.  Have him say "Feminists are really just lesbians that haven't come out of the closet."  Make sure the first two callers you put on the air are females that AGREE---that will REALLY fire up the females.  LMAO

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5 Things You Didn't Know About Women

5 Things You Didn't Know About Women | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
You've studied them carefully, but there are still a few things you don't know about the fairer sex.

 

TOPIC:  #4 Says that if you are gonna cheat make sure its a meaningless one night stand as opposed to emotionally bonding with someone.  Really?  Have the women explain that to ya.  I don't get it.  I used to date a chick that got pissed because I posted an Xmas card of one of my female friends and her family on my refrigerator.

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Signs of A Toxic Relationship - Decoding His Body Language

Signs of A Toxic Relationship - Decoding His Body Language | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Keep an eye out for these body language cues to see if you're dating a shady dude.

 

TOPIC:  What are some "douche bag" warning signs women should look for?

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I FOUND MY BOYFRIEND'S FACE ON A DATING WEBSITE!!!!

I FOUND MY BOYFRIEND'S FACE ON A DATING WEBSITE!!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Last June, my morning routine was interrupted by a series of texts from a friend, showing a pair of screen shots that were at first incomprehensible.

 

TOPIC:  Did ya ever catch your better half on a dating site?  How did the internet end your relationship?  How did you make a fool out of yourself thinking your better half was cheating?

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Texas women claim they had affairs with disgraced Secret Service agent Arthur Huntington  

Texas women claim they had affairs with disgraced Secret Service agent Arthur Huntington       | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Disgraced Secret Service agent Arthur Huntington’s extramarital conquests began during the George W. Bush administration, when he did the Texas two-step with a pair of Lone Star lovelies.

 

TOPIC:  How long did ya date before ya found out he was married.  Have women call in that date married guys and have them tell ya why they do it.  What are some of the way questions you need to ask to make sure he's not married.  How did you find out he was married?

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Survey: Vacation sex is better

Survey: Vacation sex is better | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Almost three-quarters of U.S. adults ages 18-49 say sex is better while on vacation, a survey indicates.

 

TOPIC:  Anyone rent out a hotel room for the weekend just to reignite the flame?  Anyone go on vacation and NOT have sex.  Who got caught by room service?  Who got in a HUGE fight on vacation and ended up not talking to each other?

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WHAT WOULD BE THE MOVIE TITLE INVOLVING YOUR EX?

WHAT WOULD BE THE MOVIE TITLE INVOLVING YOUR EX? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We saw #DescribeYourExAsAMovieTitle trending on Twitter, we had to see what you'd come up with.

 

TOPIC:  Topic was trending Twitter--makes for a good call-in bit.  Have them name the movie and of course whay it pertains to their ex.

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20 Magical Disney Pickup Lines That Will Rock Your Whole New World: Smitten

20 Magical Disney Pickup Lines That Will Rock Your Whole New World: Smitten | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Remember about a year ago when Disney pick-up lines were trending on Twitter?

 

TOPIC:   Bad pick-up lines the ladies have heard.  Pick up lines that have worked.  Might be fun to send ur street guy to happy hour and use these lines on women.   Recod, edit, play back!

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I'm jealous of my baby -- a Mother's Day confession

I'm jealous of my baby -- a Mother's Day confession | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Shanon Cook bristled when she heard her husband call their baby "sweetie," her special nickname. Could she be jealous?

 

TOPIC:  Is this rteally true?  Anyone jealous of the attention their spouse shows to their child?  I would set up the first two callers to completely agree.  That should spark the debate because this seems silly to me.  Anyone end up divorcing because children ruined their marriage?

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Hookup Horror Stories - What To Not Do During A Hookup

Hookup Horror Stories - What To Not Do During A Hookup | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
In our May issue, we ran a piece about girls' hookup horror stories. In the spirit of equality, we decided to let guys share their tales of smush mayhem.

 

TOPIC:  This one is self explanatory..."Hook-up Horror Stories."  I can fill an hour.

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Man's 'crazy' ex-girlfriend caught tanning, sipping beer at his pool

Man's 'crazy' ex-girlfriend caught tanning, sipping beer at his pool | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Man's 'crazy' ex-girlfriend caught tanning, sipping beer at his pool | crestview, girlfriend, pool, beer, sipping, caught, tanning, crazy...

 

TOPIC:  Crazy ex stories.  What happened when you ran into your ex for the first time? Anyone wake up to someone ya don't know using your pool?

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How to Get a Guy to Like You - How to Get a Man's Attention

How to Get a Guy to Like You - How to Get a Man's Attention | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We consulted guys about the magic moves that hooked them to a girl.

 

TOPIC:  Who are these skirt-wearing men that give these pansy answers to Cosmo?  It's funny to go through the article.  Open the phones for both sexes.  He/She won me over when they did ________.

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8 Signs She's Interested In You

8 Signs She's Interested In You | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Women are probably flirting a lot more thank you think: they just do it in different ways. What signs are you missing?

 

TOPIC:  Ask the females what their "go to move" is.  I firmly believe that if a woman asks you over to her place to "set up her TV, computer, router, etc" then she is looking for a different kind of tool---YOURS!!!!  Let's discuss!

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Pickup Lines for Girls - How to Pick Up a Guy

Pickup Lines for Girls - How to Pick Up a Guy | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We got dating experts to spill their secrets on which pickup lines you should use on guys.

 

TOPIC:  Run these seven tips past the ladies and see if they agree that if they said or did this to a dude he should figure they are hitting on them.  Cheesy pick up lines?  Worst pick-up line you ever heard ladies?  Why not have some of the douche-bag guys call in and try their pick up lines out on the female of your show.

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Why women lose interest in sex

Why women lose interest in sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Study: The longer a woman is in a relationship, the more her sexual desire decreases. Men reported no such decrease.

 

TOPIC:  Longest "dry spell."  Why did YOU lose interest in sex?

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