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Rise of the feminist wedding: No veils, no engagement ring - and don't DARE try to give me away

Rise of the feminist wedding: No veils, no engagement ring - and don't DARE try to give me away | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Doing away with the engagement ring, choosing not to be 'given away like property' and wearing a colour other than white are key themes of the feminist wedding trend.
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TOPIC:  This is awesome! What woman REFUSED an engagement ring?   If she wants a BIG ring then is it a sign you should run?   Any woman find out he didn't buy a diamond he bought a CZ?

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The 9 Types of Pre-Exclusive Relationships

The 9 Types of Pre-Exclusive Relationships | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
One of the most frequently asked questions in the world of dating has got to be “If they’re not your significant other, then what the hell are they?” Well, pre-exclusive relationships (or PXRs) don’t have to be a frustrating...
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TOPIC:  Is there such a thing as a "pre-exclusive relationship?"  Anyone marry a former booty-call?

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14 Types Of People You Meet At The Gym

14 Types Of People You Meet At The Gym | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
AKA Please don't be these people.
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TOPIC:  Funny list to go through but I'm SURE some have been left off.  Let the listeners add to it.

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Report: Alex Rodriguez Is Looking To Make Deal; Could Face Lifetime Ban - CBS New York

Report: Alex Rodriguez Is Looking To Make Deal; Could Face Lifetime Ban - CBS New York | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An MLB source told CBS Evening News' Jim Axelrod that the five-time American League home-run champion could be looking at a lifetime ban. So will the three-time American League MVP cut a deal with the league?
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TOPIC:  Wherer have YOU been banned from and why?

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Divorce Drama: Khloe Kardashian Forced Lamar Odom Into Separate Bedroom Before Kicking Him Out Of House

Divorce Drama: Khloe Kardashian Forced Lamar Odom Into Separate Bedroom Before Kicking Him Out Of House | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
In the days before Khloe Kardashian booted Lamar Odom from their mansion, she first exiled him to a separate bedroom as their marriage unraveled, RadarOnline has learned exclusively. The divorce dr...
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TOPIC: Who is happily married but sleeps in seperate bedrooms?  Do ya take turns visiting each others rooms to get intimate?

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Man charged after throwing semen on woman he stalked at Walmart in Delaware

Man charged after throwing semen on woman he stalked at Walmart in Delaware | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Delaware man was arrested Tuesday after police say he followed a woman around a Walmart store and threw a handful of his own semen on her legs and buttocks.
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TOPIC:  Strangest thing you saw at a department store.

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Grove City 11-Year-Old Found “Sexting” Topless Photos - CBS Pittsburgh

Grove City 11-Year-Old Found “Sexting” Topless Photos - CBS Pittsburgh | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Grove City has a population of slightly more than 8,000, but even in mostly rural areas, some children are growing up way too fast.
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TOPIC:  Have you caught your kid sexting and how did you handle it as a parent?

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4 Criminal Items People Found in Their Fast Food Order

4 Criminal Items People Found in Their Fast Food Order | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The underworld masterminds behind this new fast food initiative have yet to iron all the kinks out of the process.
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TOPIC:  Strangest thing you saw at a fast food restaurant or found in your food.

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Indecent Exposure Arrests, 1 Hops Into His Shorts

Indecent Exposure Arrests, 1 Hops Into His Shorts | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It was a busy morning Monday for Lincoln Police catching men trying to get the attention of people while gratifying themselves sexually.
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TOPIC:  Ladies...ever have a stranger just "pull it out" on ya?

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Teacher Arrested After Allegedly Having Student's Baby

Teacher Arrested After Allegedly Having Student's Baby | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Redlands, Calif., high school teacher who allegedly gave birth to a baby fathered by a teen student has been arrested for having sex with the male pupil. Laura Elizabeth Whitehurst, 28, was arrested...
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TOPIC:  Be honest....who had a fling in high school with one of their teachers?

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Skeleton belonging to missing woman Joann Nichols found after 28 years

Skeleton belonging to missing woman Joann Nichols found after 28 years | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A CLEANER found the hidden skeleton of a woman who had been missing for 28 years after uncovering a false wall in the basement of a home.
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TOPIC:  Confess the "skeleton" you have in YOUR closet.

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Ex-lover of ‘To Catch a Predator’ host Chris Hansen pens open letter about affair

Ex-lover of ‘To Catch a Predator’ host Chris Hansen pens open letter about affair | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
“To Catch a Predator” host Chris Hansen better take a seat — his ex-mistress has penned a tell-all about their steamy affair.
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TOPIC:  How long did you date someone before ya found out he was married?  Who was hit on by a married local celebrity?

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Dopey IT worker beams porn onto giant outdoor screen

Dopey IT worker beams porn onto giant outdoor screen | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
MAN tuned into X-rated film, unaware his laptop was still hooked up to huge TV outside Jilin Railway Station in China
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TOPIC:  Who is married to a woman that watches too much porn?  Ladies...ever break up with a guy because he watcched too much porn?

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Two women arrested after fight breaks out inside Chuck E. Cheese

Two women arrested after fight breaks out inside Chuck E. Cheese | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
BROOKFIELD (WITI) -- Town of Brookfield Police confirm with FOX6 News two 28-year-old women were arrested after a fight broke out inside Chuck E. Cheese on Saturday, July 27th. Police say they got ...
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TOPIC:   Seems everyone has a Chuck E Cheese story--adults always acting like kids in so many wrong ways.  What is your Chuck E Cheese story?

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Meet the Man Awarded the “Smallest Penis in Brooklyn” Crown. He Sounds Like a Catch!

Meet the Man Awarded the “Smallest Penis in Brooklyn” Crown. He Sounds Like a Catch! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
I realize that headline might have sounded sarcastic, but I actually mean it! This guy has a sense of humor and a lot of smart things to say about body image. That’s a catch in my book. Anyway, I...
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TOPIC:  Laides...did you ever call off a relationship because of his size?

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Weiner admits to XXX online chats with woman for 6 months after resigning from Congress because of sext scandal; won't drop out of race

Weiner admits to XXX online chats with woman for 6 months after resigning from Congress because of sext scandal; won't drop out of race | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Web site claims that mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner had another raunchy online sexual relationship with a young woman for six months _ after resigning resigned in disgrace from Congress in a
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TOPIC:  Do you sext with your significant other?  Do you send pictures?  Ever received a picture of a males "special purpose" without asking for it?

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George Clooney, Stacy Keibler broke up over the phone, 'hadn't had sex in months': report  

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler broke up over the phone, 'hadn't had sex in months': report   | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler's break up was certainly not a sudden one. According to reports the two stars have had a rocky relationship for quite some time allegedly lacking intimacy before deciding to call it quits--over the phone.
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TOPIC:  Is breaking up over the phone okay?  How about text?  What about caling off an engagement?  Are you obligated to tell others?  What's the longest you have been in a sexless relationship?

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9 Completely Pointless Infomercial Products That Promise To Make You More Beautiful

9 Completely Pointless Infomercial Products That Promise To Make You More Beautiful | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Or just keep your shoes clean and your boobs big.
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TOPIC:  Dumbest thing you ended up buying off a TV advertisment.

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French Chefs Are Serving You Frozen Factory Food And You Don't Even Know It

French Chefs Are Serving You Frozen Factory Food And You Don't Even Know It | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
According to a recent survey, around 33 percent of French restaurants are committing a ghastly sin: they're serving diners factory-frozen products—an egregious transgression in the country that prides itself in creating the world's best chefs.
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TOPIC:  Take calls from restaurant workers telling us what REALLY goes on in the kitchen that they don't want you to know about.

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Man at domino game shot and killed in Pompano Beach - Broward - MiamiHerald.com

Man at domino game shot and killed in Pompano Beach - Broward - MiamiHerald.com | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Broward Sheriff’s Office detectives are investigating a multiple shooting early Sunday at a domino game that left one man dead and three others wounded.
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TOPIC:  Strangest and most bizarre thing you got into an argument over.

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Couple arrested having sex inside their motel room cause the curtains were open.

Couple arrested having sex inside their motel room cause the curtains were open. | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Couple arrested having sex inside their motel room cause the curtains were open.
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TOPIC:   Wildest place you and your better half did the mommy and daddy dance?

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'Baseball Wives' Anna Benson arrested for breaking into estranged husband Kris Benson's house — wearing bulletproof vest

'Baseball Wives' Anna Benson arrested for breaking into estranged husband Kris Benson's house — wearing bulletproof vest | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The spitfire wife of former Mets hurler Kris Benson was busted Monday after she allegedly burst into his Atlanta apartment wearing a bulletproof vest and tried to rob him at gunpoint.
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TOPIC: Strange and wacy ex-stories.

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4 Things Every Modern Man Should Be Able to Do

4 Things Every Modern Man Should Be Able to Do | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Being a man is hard. Where previous generations opted to take the easy road, defining manhood with tangible accomplishments like carving out a homeste...
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TOPIC:  Ladies...what manly thing do you you expect your man to be able to do that he just can't?

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Mass. man accused of filing fake marathon claim | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram

Mass. man accused of filing fake marathon claim | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Branden Mattier, 22, allegedly claimed to The One Fund that his aunt, who died over 10 years ago, lost both legs as a result of the April 15 attacks.
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TOPIC:  How were you a victim of a scam?

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West Salem man arrested for pulling child’s tooth : Anne Jungen

West Salem man arrested for pulling child’s tooth : Anne Jungen | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A disorderly conduct charge is pending against a West Salem man who while drunk pulled a tooth from a 9-year-old boy’s mouth, according to La Crosse police reports.
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TOPIC:  Home made first aid your parents performed on you as a kid.

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