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Woman Who Shares Name With ‘Alexa’ And ‘Siri’ Says Life Is ‘Waking Nightmare'

Woman Who Shares Name With ‘Alexa’ And ‘Siri’ Says Life Is ‘Waking Nightmare' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It's a Siri-us dilemma.
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TPD: Tagging suspect caught with spray paint in his pants

TPD: Tagging suspect caught with spray paint in his pants | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Tucson police have released new information about a man who they say cost taxpayers thousands of dollars in graffiti clean-up.
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Mom: Jacksonville Hardee's gave credit card to wrong customer, who tried using it at liquor store

Mom: Jacksonville Hardee's gave credit card to wrong customer, who tried using it at liquor store | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A local mom says a simple stop at a fast-food restaurant ended with her credit card being served up to other customers.
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Deputies: 2 jet skiers nearly hit by cruise ship in Port Canaveral

Deputies: 2 jet skiers nearly hit by cruise ship in Port Canaveral | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
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Man repeatedly called 911 and requested 'girls' be sent to his home: Police

Man repeatedly called 911 and requested 'girls' be sent to his home: Police | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The 39-year-old man was cited with disorderly conduct, police say.
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Jilted woman sliced off lover’s PENIS with SICKLE - and then ran down the street with it

Jilted woman sliced off lover’s PENIS with SICKLE - and then ran down the street with it | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A JILTED girlfriend sliced off her lover’s penis with an old fashioned gardening tool after he told her he would be marrying another woman.
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Police puzzled why body hauled 1,000 miles in suitcase

Police puzzled why body hauled 1,000 miles in suitcase | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police in two states say they are trying to figure out why a woman hauled an elderly man's body in a suitcase more than 1,000 miles from upstate New York to Arkansas and then dumped it in a rice field.
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Laurentian researcher sniffing out answers to how stinky gas works in humans

Laurentian researcher sniffing out answers to how stinky gas works in humans | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Sudbury scientist has discovered how the gas — more commonly known as farts — is linked to medical conditions. Dr. Rui Wang at Laurentian University studies the hydrogen sulphide that is produced in small quantities around human cells and how the amount could result in abnormalities, specifically health problems.
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Inflight proposal goes awry when nervous man gets motion sickness

Inflight proposal goes awry when nervous man gets motion sickness | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
At least the idea was cute.
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Man on LSD calls police, says spider gave birth in his stomach

Man on LSD calls police, says spider gave birth in his stomach | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Facebook post from South Euclid police about a call they got from a man on drugs is going viral because of the bizarre nature of the call. 
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HOA to homeowners who lost everything in Gatlinburg wildfires: Pay up

HOA to homeowners who lost everything in Gatlinburg wildfires: Pay up | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
“We lost everything. That was our permanent residence,” he said. “Then we got a bill: $290.”
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Woman captured putting own hair in meal before complaining

Woman captured putting own hair in meal before complaining | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A diner appears to have been caught red handed putting her own hair in a meal before complaining to restaurant staff.
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'I'm A Little Dazed, Which ... Is Totally Normal After One Week Living In A Rock'

'I'm A Little Dazed, Which ... Is Totally Normal After One Week Living In A Rock' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Those are the words uttered by French performance artist Abraham Poincheval upon leaving the boulder in which he'd entombed himself for seven days. It was Poincheval's latest artwork of endurance.
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Car launches 210 feet onto frozen Minnesota lake — and driver survives

Car launches 210 feet onto frozen Minnesota lake — and driver survives | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
ALEXANDRIA, Minn. — The fact that 38-year-old James Sundby of Wadena is alive after driving his car off an embankment, flying over 210 feet of open water and coming to rest on the ice of Lake…
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A Blizzard Is Coming, So Naturally the Craigslist Dick Pics Are Coming, Too

New Yorkers are preparing for Winter Storm Stella with Craigslist personal ads for blizzard buddies.
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Serial pickpocket jailed after 153rd offense

Serial pickpocket jailed after 153rd offense | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
After 153 strikes, a British serial thief dubbed by the media as the “Pickpocket Queen of Birmingham” is finally out.
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Beads of sweat give away speeding man who said he was delivering friends’ forgotten pot and ecstasy

Beads of sweat give away speeding man who said he was delivering friends’ forgotten pot and ecstasy | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
21-year-old faces four felonies after arrest in Marathon.
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$4,000 towing bill angers Ottawa couple

$4,000 towing bill angers Ottawa couple | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
George Hollo says his car was held "hostage" by a towing company after they billed him for more than $4,000 after a collision.
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Chicago man freed from prison, given $25 million. He spent his second chance rebuilding his old gang

Chicago man freed from prison, given $25 million. He spent his second chance rebuilding his old gang | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Jimenez had won a $25 million verdict for his wrongful conviction, but instead of building a new life, he used the windfall to rejuvenate his old gang.
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Hot story: Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court

Hot story: Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Investigators are probing whether Stephen Gutierrez was trying to pull a courtroom stunt in front of jurors when smoke began billowing from his pants pocket. His client was on trial for arson.
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Two brothers take shrooms, get naked and cause mayhem at Indy apartment complex

Two brothers take shrooms, get naked and cause mayhem at Indy apartment complex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. - Two brothers took magic mushrooms, got naked and then caused havoc around an Indianapolis apartment complex, according to court documents.
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Holy cow! California police find 2 calves crammed inside car

Holy cow! California police find 2 calves crammed inside car | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It was one of the more unusual calls the California Highway Patrol has received: A report of a cow trying to climb out of a small car parked along an interstate.
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He was acquitted in a Norfolk cheese theft. But he fled his trial, and now he’s a fugitive.

He was acquitted in a Norfolk cheese theft. But he fled his trial, and now he’s a fugitive. | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Jurors found Allen Cochran not guilty of trying to steal cheese from the Food Lion in 2015. But the 49-year-old wasn’t there Friday to hear he’d gotten off. He’d absconded
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Austin man who was ‘having sex with a fence’ charged with exposure

Austin man who was ‘having sex with a fence’ charged with exposure | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A caller reported a man “outside her window having sex with a fence” Wednesday at
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