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Resident charged with shaking ‘his wee-wee’

Resident charged with shaking ‘his wee-wee’ | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Zot L. Szurgot allegedly walked out of her house naked, turned to five of her neighbors and started wagging her penis.

 

TOPIC:  Have people call in with 3 words that describe a funny story.  "Neighbor shaking wee-wee" is funny.  The three words will determine if you want to hear the rest of the story.

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IF YOU ARE A FEMALE THEN YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

IF YOU ARE A FEMALE THEN YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The PGA Tour Should Abandon Augusta National: If Augusta continues to forbid women members, the PGA Tour should take a stand. Even if ...

 

Topic:  Where have you been banned from and why?  How is Augusta different from "Ladies Nights" where ladies get in for free and drink for free?  Some clubs have a lower cover charge for women than men.  Discuss!

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27 Toys You Threw Out That Are Worth a Fortune Now

27 Toys You Threw Out That Are Worth a Fortune Now | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
27 Toys You Threw Out That Are Worth a Fortune Now: Call up your mom and tell her you hate her for making you throw these away so she ...

 

TOPIC:  What do you collect?  Favorite childhood toy?  Who is creepier "comic book guy" or "Star Wars" guy?

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I'M SOOOOOO PRETTY IT'S MADE MY LIFE HELL!!!

I'M SOOOOOO PRETTY IT'S MADE MY LIFE HELL!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Oh, Samantha Brick. So we meet again.On Tuesday we ran a piece in the The Look chronicling the firestorm started by Brick, 41, a British freelance writer who penned an essay in the Daily Mail about how petty and cruel other women have been to her ...

 

TOPIC:  Let's hear from the ladies that agree with her.  How has your good looks caused ya grief?

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EX POSTS SEMI-NUDE PIX OF HIS FORMER GIRLFRIEND AROUND TOWN WITH HER NAME, ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER!!!

EX POSTS SEMI-NUDE PIX OF HIS FORMER GIRLFRIEND AROUND TOWN WITH HER NAME, ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Lawrenceville woman claims her ex-boyfriend circulated, in public places across Gwinnett County, a provocative photo of her.

 

TOPIC:  Getting revenge on the ex.  Can you remain friends with an ex?  How about their family.  Yesterday I walked past my exes sister  in a grocery store and she didn't even acknowledge me.  It actually made me feel much better had she said hello.  LMAO!

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Party animal chopped up roommate

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A Russian immigrant told cops yesterday that he killed his Brooklyn roommate in a fistfight during a wild party, chopped up his body and tried to dissolve the dismembered corpse in vats of bleach,...

 

TOPIC:  Easy one here; Bad roommate stories.

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DRUNKEN WEDDING GUEST WON'T STOP DIRTY DANCING WITH THE GROOM--POLICE CALLED--GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

DRUNKEN WEDDING GUEST WON'T STOP DIRTY DANCING WITH THE GROOM--POLICE CALLED--GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The Morning Journal is your source for all Northeast Ohio 24-hour breaking news, local news, sports, entertainment and more. View daily weather updates, watch videos and photos. Keep up with Northeast Ohio's News and Northeast Ohio local Sports.

 

TOPIC:  Who was biggest drunk at your wedding?  Why did the poilice show up at your reception?  What went wrong at your wedding?

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5 Things You Didn't Know About Women

5 Things You Didn't Know About Women | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
You've studied them carefully, but there are still a few things you don't know about the fairer sex.

 

TOPIC:  #4 Says that if you are gonna cheat make sure its a meaningless one night stand as opposed to emotionally bonding with someone.  Really?  Have the women explain that to ya.  I don't get it.  I used to date a chick that got pissed because I posted an Xmas card of one of my female friends and her family on my refrigerator.

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FEMALES THAT ARE 30 AND OVER AND NEVER BEEN ENGAGED ARE ABSOLUTE WHACK JOBS SAYS STUDY BY ME!!!!

FEMALES THAT ARE 30 AND OVER AND NEVER BEEN ENGAGED ARE ABSOLUTE WHACK JOBS SAYS STUDY BY ME!!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  #Iamsinglebecause is trending HUGE right now on Twitter.  I firmly believe that is a female is 30 and never has been engaged there is something seriously wrong with her mentally.  Every female I have dated over 30 and never engaged has been a nut-job.  All my friends say the same.  Discuss.

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Radiologist banned after being found drunk at work in a Brisbane hospital

Radiologist banned after being found drunk at work in a Brisbane hospital | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A RADIOLOGIST has been conditionally banned for being drunk on the job - having consumed a litre of wine while working at a Brisbane public hospital.

 

TOPIC:  Tell us about your co-worker that gets hammered at the work place. I knew I had too much to drink when I did __________________."

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Wife of 81-year-old pilot lands twin-engine plane in Wis. after he suffers medical emergency

Wife of 81-year-old pilot lands twin-engine plane in Wis. after he suffers medical emergency | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
STURGEON BAY, Wis. — An 80-year-old woman was able to successfully land a twin-engine airplane in northeastern Wisconsin after her husband became unconscious at the controls and died.

 

TOPIC:   Who has a "hero" story.  Craziest thing anyone over 75 did?

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Katie Couric, Meredith Vieira Battle it Out in Morning TV Returns

Katie Couric, Meredith Vieira Battle it Out in Morning TV Returns | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  This has to be a slap in the face to the vacationing Robyn Roberts.  I had a former general manager that got FIRED while he was on an African safari.  Yup...fired while on vacation.  Did this happen to anyone else?  How about getting fired on your birthday?  First day back from vacation?

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Bare breasts, 'Poem of dead tree' showcased on suddenly topless woman!!!

Bare breasts, 'Poem of dead tree' showcased on suddenly topless woman!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  Ladies...when and why did you flash someone?  When did you see a guy just "pull it out?"  Somehow its always funny to hear about women flashing others and hearing women talk about why guys just "pull it out."

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Cafe boss faces jail after holding barista interviews with female applicants while naked

Cafe boss faces jail after holding barista interviews with female applicants while naked | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A COFFE bar owner in northern England tried to conduct face-to-face interviews with female job hunters while he was naked.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing that happened during a job interview.  When did you run into "suddenly naked guy?"  This  ususally happens on a date when the female goes to the bathroom and when she comes back he's on the couch and suddenly naked!

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8 Signs She's Interested In You

8 Signs She's Interested In You | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Women are probably flirting a lot more thank you think: they just do it in different ways. What signs are you missing?

 

TOPIC:  Ask the females what their "go to move" is.  I firmly believe that if a woman asks you over to her place to "set up her TV, computer, router, etc" then she is looking for a different kind of tool---YOURS!!!!  Let's discuss!

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ITS OKAY TO GIVE SOMEONE THE FINGER UNLESS THAT FINGER HAPPENS TO BE IN YOUR SALAD!!!

ITS OKAY TO GIVE SOMEONE THE FINGER UNLESS THAT FINGER HAPPENS TO BE IN YOUR SALAD!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  Strangest thing ya found in your food.  Secrets from the kitchen; what happens behind the scenes that would horrify those in the restaurant.

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20 Of The Worst Opinions Ever

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20 Of The Worst Opinions Ever: The Week magazine's Bad ...

 

TOPIC:  Worst advice someone ever gave you.  Worst advice you ever gave someone?

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FALLING ASLEEP DRUNK ON THE TOILET IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT! MOM MUST BE PROUD

FALLING ASLEEP DRUNK ON THE TOILET IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT!  MOM MUST BE PROUD | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
When police encountered James Raymond, he appeared to be sleeping on the potty with his pants down in a Mexican restaurant. But there was more to the story.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest place you fell asleep?  What happened to you when you passed out? What did you DO to someone when they passed out?

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Siblings trade charges of knives, water bongs, under age girls

Siblings trade charges of knives, water bongs, under age girls | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Siblings trade charges of knives, water bongs, under age girls | sister, jewelry, attacked, girls, siblings, law, call, tried, deputy, called...

 

TOPIC:  Why don't you talk to your brother or sister?  Biggest sibling fight as a kid.  What happened when ya left the kids by themselves?

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10 Funniest Yearbook Quotes

10 Funniest Yearbook Quotes | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
These graduates have some hilarious parting words for their teachers and classmates!

 

TOPIC:  What is the strangest thing writtien in your yearbook?  Have show members bring in their yearbooks, read some of the dumb messages in there and see if the listeners can figure out what show member that was written for.

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Pickup Lines for Girls - How to Pick Up a Guy

Pickup Lines for Girls - How to Pick Up a Guy | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We got dating experts to spill their secrets on which pickup lines you should use on guys.

 

TOPIC:  Run these seven tips past the ladies and see if they agree that if they said or did this to a dude he should figure they are hitting on them.  Cheesy pick up lines?  Worst pick-up line you ever heard ladies?  Why not have some of the douche-bag guys call in and try their pick up lines out on the female of your show.

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Destrehan man dies while wrestling with cousin

Destrehan man dies while wrestling with cousin | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Friendly wrestling match ends in tragedy for family...

 

TOPIC:  How did you innocently injure a friend or member of the family?  What happened when you left Dad in charge of babysitting?

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Woman stabs ex-flame at cookout

Woman stabs ex-flame at cookout | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Woman stabs ex-flame at cookout | police, alton, right, cookout, cooley, brumfield, suspect, stabbing, fork, block...

 

TOPIC:  Is your ex and your current better half friends (makes for a better story).  Cat fights between the exes.

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Adam Sandler Razzies: Actor Sets Record With Sweep, Wins 10 Awards

Adam Sandler Razzies: Actor Sets Record With Sweep, Wins 10 Awards | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
LOS ANGELES — Adam Sandler and friends have scored a new high – or low – among voters of the Razzies, an Academy Awards spoof that presents prizes for the year's worst movies.

 

TOPIC:  Worst movie of all time?  I like this one better:  "What is the one movie that everyone LOVES and you just can't stand?"  I think its funny to hear people try and reason with you why "E.T." is a shi$$y movie.

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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
During a vice operation late Friday evening, a Florida detective was trolling for hookers when he pulled up to a 47-year-old suspect and “asked if she wanted a ride.” The woman accepted the offer, go...

 

TOPIC:  Let's talk about frood and sex here.  I think that if a guy invites you to HIS place for a dinner that he has made for youthen you are expected to "give it up."  Caveat is that he has to make it NOT order take out and put it on a plate.  Thoughts?  Does it send the same message if you invite him to your place for a meal?

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