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Clooney Hosting $6M Fundraiser for Obama

Clooney Hosting $6M Fundraiser for Obama | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Super PACS might be gearing up to back Mitt Romney in the general election, but George Clooney is about to rake in the bucks for Barack Obama. Clooney is hosting a $6 million fundraiser for the president....

 

TOPIC:  Anyone fanous ever been in your house?  What celebrity's home have you been in?

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10 felonies in nine hours--he even left a Cleveland Steamer on a desk of a law firm!!!!

10 felonies in nine hours--he even left a Cleveland Steamer on a desk of a law firm!!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Metro police say they've never encountered a man quite like William Todd, who they say in just nine hours managed to wreak havoc on Nashville.

 

TOPIC:  What was your worst day EVER?

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Is He Going To Propose - Signs Your Boyfriend Is Going to Propose

Is He Going To Propose - Signs Your Boyfriend Is Going to Propose | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
These recently engaged men reveal the sneaky indicators that your boyfriend is just days (or minutes!) away from getting on one knee.

 

TOPIC:  Can he propose WITHOUT a ring?  Is there a deadline in your relationship for him to propose?  What if you don't like the ring he picked out?  Is it bitchy to exchange it?

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Jet engine blast blows woman into wall

Jet engine blast blows woman into wall | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A woman was blown off her feet after she deliberately stood in the jet wash of a plane taking off at Princess Juliana International Airport on the Caribbean island of Saint Martin.

 

TOPIC:  Tell us what happened after you or someone you know said "WATCH THIS!!!!"

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Man caught sleeping in someone else's bed

Man caught sleeping in someone else's bed | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Man caught sleeping in someone else's bed | fort, sleeping, beach, someone, bed, walton, caught, else...

 

TOPIC:  Starnge places ya passed out.  Sleep walking stories.  My doctor has me on Seraquel and I actually got up, unlocked two deadbolts on my front door, and walked 1500 feet down the street until I walked into a palm tree.

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How to Hit a Nude Beach

How to Hit a Nude Beach | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Feel like taking a nakation? Here's what you need to know.

 

TOPIC:  Can two guys go to a nude beach together?  Whats the cut off age for kids to see their parents naked?  Last time you saw your parents naked?  

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BATMAN RUNS ON FIELD AT ORIOLES OPENER

A fan, dressed in a cape and Batman boxers, runs onto the field at the Baltimore Orioles opener. My Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/kyle_mace WashPost: http:/...

 

TOPIC:  Funny video from baseball's opening weekend.  This guy took a POUNDING from the cops at the end.  If this was a chick they would NEVER toss her around like this.  Women like to run on stage at concerts.  Who has done this?  What did the performer say to you?  What was the purpose in getting on stage (no one seems to know what to do when they get there)?

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Tiger Woods Kicks Club 2012 Masters Meltdown!!!!! Who is Gonna Change Tiger's Diaper?

Tiger Woods kicks his club after a poor tee shot on the par 3 16th. After scrambling to make par on the par-5 15th hole, where his second shot was wayward to...

 

TOPIC:  No way Tiger wins the Masters but his temper tantrum will still be a topic on Monday.  When I was in 11th grade I was mad the Browns lost and I punched a wall--and broke my hand.  Dumb ass...I know.  Ladies will love talking about how their man injured himself throwing a temper tantrum.

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Woman Facing Felony Charges After Waitress Is Attacked for Delivering Wrong Order at Red Lobster

Woman Facing Felony Charges After Waitress Is Attacked for Delivering Wrong Order at Red Lobster | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A 20-year-old woman is facing felony charges for allegedly attacking a waitress who brought the wrong food to her table at a Red Lobster in Illinois. Ania Wilkes of Ferguson, Mo., has been charged with aggravated battery and mob action, St.

 

TOPIC:  Service Industry Horror Stories---pretty simple.  Waiters, waitressess. bartenders ALL have stories.

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Man Proposes —in Court— to Woman Who Stabbed Him

Man Proposes —in Court— to Woman Who Stabbed Him | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Now that's unconditional love. A man in Britain has asked for a woman's hand in marriage—not long after she stabbed him in the back with a 12-inch knife. And he did it in court, the Telegraph... Crime & Courts News Summaries.

 

TOPIC:  Proposals gone wrongh.  How many times can you propose to someone before ya give up?  If she says "no" to your proposal isn't the relationship over?

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Woman Charged After Allegedly Texting While Driving With Baby on Lap

Woman Charged After Allegedly Texting While Driving With Baby on Lap | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
TORRANCE, Calif. (KTLA) -- A local woman was charged with seven misdemeanor counts Thursday for allegedly texting while driving -- with an infant on her lap -- on the 405 freeway.

 

TOPIC:  Bad parenting stories.

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JUDGE IN MONTANA UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR RACIST E-MAIL.

JUDGE IN MONTANA UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR RACIST E-MAIL. | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
HELENA — U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals chief judge Alex Kozinski has appointed a special judicial committee to investigate a misconduct allegations against Montana chief U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull.

 

TOPIC:  How has an e-mail, text or facebook update got you into trouble?

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Woman's 'cop fantasy' ends with DUI charge

Woman's 'cop fantasy'  ends with DUI charge | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Woman's 'cop fantasy' ends with DUI charge, ALTOONA, Pa.

 

TOPIC:  What creepy fantasy did your better half approach you with?  Females tell us your secrets to getting out of tickets.  Who has gotten out of the most?

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Locker room clash with Cuban marked end of Odom's tenure with Mavs

Locker room clash with Cuban marked end of Odom's tenure with Mavs | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Lamar Odom clashed with Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban during halftime of his final game with the team, it was reported today.

 

TOPIC:  Blow-ups with the boss.  Dumbest thing your boss ever asked you to do?  Anyone start a job and quit on the same day?

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Woman Says She Used Telepathy After Plunge Off Forest Highway

Woman Says She Used Telepathy After Plunge Off Forest Highway | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
ANGELES NATIONAL FOREST, Calif. (KTLA) -- A woman who barely survived a 350-foot plunge down an icy mountainside said she used telepathy to let her husband know she needed help.

 

TOPIC:  Who has spent the most on psychics?  Who has died and come back?  What did they see?

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Mesa man impaled on four-inch pool fence survives

Mesa man impaled on four-inch pool fence survives | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A witness tells ABC15 he heard a person moaning and walked outside to find a man stuck on a pool fence with a four inch piece of metal through his mouth.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing that got stuck inside your body?  I was golfing at a place called The Pines in Grand Rapids.  I was making my partner chase the cart as I was driving away and was not looking where I was going.  I drove into a pine tree and had an 8 inche branch impaled through my lip.

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Driver Hangs Up Keys After 576K Miles in One Car

Driver Hangs Up Keys After 576K Miles in One Car | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Her eyesight failing her, a 93-year-old woman is quitting the road—which means her 1964 Mercury could be yours. It's got 576,000 miles on it, but it seems to have served Rachel Veitch well:... US News Summaries.

 

TOPIC:  Why did you finally have to take the keys from Grandma or Grandpa?  Strangest thing ya hit/ran over with your car?

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Kids at pediatric office witness couple having sex on lawn

Kids at pediatric office witness couple having sex on lawn | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
ST. PETERSBURG — A drunken couple having sex on the front lawn of an open pediatric office was charged Saturday night with disorderly intoxication, Pinellas County deputies said.

 

TOPIC:  Wildest place ya got lucky?  Anyone have a sex in public place bucket list?  Where did u walk in on two people doing the mommy and daddy dance?

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Birdman of Devon fills every room in house with 21,600 bird ornaments

Birdman of Devon fills every room in house with 21,600 bird ornaments | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Lawrence Cobbold, 38, has filled every room in his three-bedroom semi with his 21,600-strong collection...

 

TOPIC:  Starnge things you collect.  Do you have a special room set aside for these items?  Anyone ever date an obsessive collector?  Freakshow or not?

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Phyllis Schlafly: Don’t date feminists!!!!

Phyllis Schlafly: Don’t date feminists!!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  This story is so silly it's PERFECT for firing up the females listeners.  Make sure the "dick" on your show anchors this topic and AGREES with her.  Have him say "Feminists are really just lesbians that haven't come out of the closet."  Make sure the first two callers you put on the air are females that AGREE---that will REALLY fire up the females.  LMAO

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Lies Men Tell Before Sex

Lies Men Tell Before Sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
That's why we asked you to tweet us the biggest doozies you've heard from dudes in search of a little nooky. Get ready to LOL at these weak lines.

 

TOPIC:  This topic really has no timeline and you can use it any time.  Some of these lines (or maybe most of them) are REALLY pathetic.  I'm sure many of your female listeners can add to this list.

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Facebook fool: Man accused of stealing Dom Perignon champagne; posting proof on Facebook

Facebook fool: Man accused of stealing Dom Perignon champagne; posting proof on Facebook | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  How did you get busted by what you or someone else posted on facebook?  Facebook got me fired!  Facebook got me divorced.  You get the idea

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Teen Sells Kidney To Buy iPhone

Teen Sells Kidney To Buy iPhone | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
BEIJING (Reuters) - Five people in southern China have been charged with intentional injury in the case of a Chinese teenager who sold a kidney so he could buy an iPhone and an iPad, the government-run Xinhua News Agency said on Friday.

 

TOPIC:  What did you trade for as a kid?   When I was in fifth grade I would always take the two peanut butter and marshmellow sandwishes my mother would make and sell them for a dollar.  I would take the dollar and buy five Eskimo Pie ice cream bars for lunch.  I did that for a year.  Not as extreme as a kidney for an iPhone but it made me happy.

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DA: Teacher asked student for naked photos, promised better grade

DA: Teacher asked student for naked photos, promised better grade | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A high school teacher stands accused of asking one of his students for naked pictures of herself in exchange for a better grade.

 

TOPIC:  Tell us your "creepy teacher" story.  Anyone date their teacher when they got out of high school?

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Naked woman with history of breast, buttocks offenses nabbed in Vero Beach

Naked woman with history of breast, buttocks offenses nabbed in Vero Beach | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC/BIT:  Get a female listener to agree to meet her man totally naked when he comes home that night.  Make sure she records it on her iPhone and e-mails you the mp3.  Good horizontal tease for PPM.

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