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'Duck Dynasty' Star Offers Marriage Advice

'Duck Dynasty' Star Offers Marriage Advice | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
MARS, Pa. -- A camouflage-clad bride and groom got a little advice from a bewhiskered witness on their wedding day: "Duck Dynasty" star Willie Robertson.
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TOPIC:  Ask listeners that have been married for at least fifteen years "What is the single piece of advice you can offer to make a marriage last?"

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Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong

Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Doctors from Canberra, Australia, have published a case in which an elderly man 'lost' a piece of cutlery inside his body.
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TOPIC:  What did you have to have surgically removed?  I got my ______________ stuck in a ______________________.

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Conference gall: AOL's Armstrong throws tantrum, fires worker during call

Conference gall: AOL's Armstrong throws tantrum, fires worker during call | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Aol Ceo Tim Armstrong is vying for a new title — America’s worst boss. Armstrong apparently freaked out and fired an employee who tried to take a photo of him yesterday during a morning...
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TOPIC:  Bad boss stories.  Strangest rule you ever had in the work place.  What was the the most bizzare request your boss made of you?

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Threesomes, sex with your friends and their colleagues: What men REALLY think about in bed...

Threesomes, sex with your friends and their colleagues: What men REALLY think about in bed... | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Regionally, Welsh men are the most faithful, with 70 per cent having never cheated on a partner. Those in the West Midlands are the most promiscuous.
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TOPIC:  Ladies, who do you think about when in bed with your man?  Anyone invite a third party into their bedroom?  How did that affect your realtionship?

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From Skype Sex to Surprise Visits: How to Keep Your Long Distance Relationship Hot

From Skype Sex to Surprise Visits: How to Keep Your Long Distance Relationship Hot | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We’re not even gonna try to candy-coat it, because if you’ve been there, and you know: LDRs suck. That said, there are definitely ways to make them more manageable, even, dare we say, fun!
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TOPIC:  Anyone REALLY do "Skype Sex?"  Anyone really make a long distance relationship turn into marriage?  Who is married but living in separate houses?  How long did you continue your "long distance relationship" before you found out the other person was married?

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5 Ways to End a Bad Date

5 Ways to End a Bad Date | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
“Something bad happened?!?!” We try to go into every date hoping for the best, but let’s be frank: Sometimes a date is the worst. If you’ve ever been in one of those situations where you know instantly that he’s...
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TOPIC:  How did YOU end a bad date.  Is it okay to get up and just leave?  When is "lying" to get of a social situation okay?

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OUCH! Russell Brand Jokes About Sex With Katy Perry

OUCH! Russell Brand Jokes About Sex With Katy Perry | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Ouch! Russell Brand reportedly didn't play nicely when discussing ex-wife Katy Perry at a recent stand-up routine.
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TOPIC:  What did you do when you ran into your ex?  When you break up do you defriend friends you made with your ex on Facebook?

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Rex Ryan poses with NY Jets fan who was wearing shirt that says ‘this team makes me drink’ 

Rex Ryan poses with NY Jets fan who was wearing shirt that says ‘this team makes me drink’  | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Rex Ryan may not be the bold and boisterous coach he once was, but at least he still has a sense of humor.
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TOPIC:  What dumb t shirt do you proudly own?

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Never Married And Middle Aged: Dating Dealbreaker?

Never Married And Middle Aged: Dating Dealbreaker? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Would you be wary of dating someone who had never been married by time they hit middle age?
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TOPIC:  Woman never engaged by 3o....is she "damaged goods?"  What are some other "dating dealbreakers" you can add to the list?  Good to hear from both sexes.

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Two women arrested after fight breaks out inside Chuck E. Cheese

Two women arrested after fight breaks out inside Chuck E. Cheese | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
BROOKFIELD (WITI) -- Town of Brookfield Police confirm with FOX6 News two 28-year-old women were arrested after a fight broke out inside Chuck E. Cheese on Saturday, July 27th. Police say they got ...
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TOPIC:   Seems everyone has a Chuck E Cheese story--adults always acting like kids in so many wrong ways.  What is your Chuck E Cheese story?

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Meet the Man Awarded the “Smallest Penis in Brooklyn” Crown. He Sounds Like a Catch!

Meet the Man Awarded the “Smallest Penis in Brooklyn” Crown. He Sounds Like a Catch! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
I realize that headline might have sounded sarcastic, but I actually mean it! This guy has a sense of humor and a lot of smart things to say about body image. That’s a catch in my book. Anyway, I...
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TOPIC:  Laides...did you ever call off a relationship because of his size?

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Weiner admits to XXX online chats with woman for 6 months after resigning from Congress because of sext scandal; won't drop out of race

Weiner admits to XXX online chats with woman for 6 months after resigning from Congress because of sext scandal; won't drop out of race | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Web site claims that mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner had another raunchy online sexual relationship with a young woman for six months _ after resigning resigned in disgrace from Congress in a
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TOPIC:  Do you sext with your significant other?  Do you send pictures?  Ever received a picture of a males "special purpose" without asking for it?

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George Clooney, Stacy Keibler broke up over the phone, 'hadn't had sex in months': report  

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler broke up over the phone, 'hadn't had sex in months': report   | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler's break up was certainly not a sudden one. According to reports the two stars have had a rocky relationship for quite some time allegedly lacking intimacy before deciding to call it quits--over the phone.
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TOPIC:  Is breaking up over the phone okay?  How about text?  What about caling off an engagement?  Are you obligated to tell others?  What's the longest you have been in a sexless relationship?

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Rally organized by Christine Quinn's campaign turns violent when an anti-Quinn protester slaps a state senator and a young campaign volunteer  

Rally organized by Christine Quinn's campaign turns violent when an anti-Quinn protester slaps a state senator and a young campaign volunteer     | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Manhattan rally organized by Christine Quinn's mayoral campaign turned violent when an anti-Quinn protester slapped a state senator and a young campaign volunteer.
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TOPIC:  Senior Citizen "Rocky moments."  Strangest thing you saw a senior citizen do in public.

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SC man charged with smearing buttered toast on SUV

SC man charged with smearing buttered toast on SUV | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man from Union has been arrested after a neighbor accused him of smearing buttered toast on her SUV.
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TOPIC:  I live next to the worst neighbor because they __________.  Longest you have not talked to your neighbor.  Why doesn't a neighbor toalk to YOU?

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Wisconsin Official Fired After Saying Undocumented Immigrants Remind Him Of "Satan"

Wisconsin Official Fired After Saying Undocumented Immigrants Remind Him Of "Satan" | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
"You may see Jesus when you look at them. I see Satan."
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TOPIC:  What did you say that got you fired from a job?

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One Man's Insane List Of Dating Requirements

One Man's Insane List Of Dating Requirements | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
One man is on a mission to find his wife -- and he'll pay you in cash or Botox to introduce her to him. Sounds like a sweet deal, right?
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TOPIC:  What are your "requirements" to date someone.  Other than smoking what is a dating "dealbreaker?"

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Death By Black Market Buttocks: The Depressing New Epidemic

Death By Black Market Buttocks: The Depressing New Epidemic | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Women are resorting to outrageous lengths in pursuit of Kardashian-level kurves, and the consequences are proving fatal.
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TOPIC:  Besides ripping out a tooth...who has performed something that should have been done by a professional at home?

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LOOK: People With Actual Tails

LOOK: People With Actual Tails | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The human tail is front and center this week, thanks to Ke$ha and a 12-year-old boy worshipped as a living God in India.
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TOPIC:  Who was born with an extra body part?

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Jennifer Aniston: Fiancé Justin Theroux broke my toe!

Jennifer Aniston: Fiancé Justin Theroux broke my toe! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Whoops! Jennifer Aniston needs to watch where she puts her feet around fiancé Justin Theroux. The "We're the Millers" star, 44, showed up to a press junket for her new flick with a broken toe, thanks to her soon-to-be-husband.
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TOPIC:  How have you accidentaly injured your better half?

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Progress! An app that sends a breakup text for you

Progress! An app that sends a breakup text for you | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
BreakUp Text is an app that does the dirty work for you. Because, well, why bother telling your lover sayonara yourself? Who needs the grief? Read this article by Chris Matyszczyk on CNET News.
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TOPIC:  Breaking up by text is that acceptable?  Anyone get dumped on Valentines Day?   Sidebar topic:  People that break up and get back together again----is that just an excuse to grab sex with someone else?

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Rise of the feminist wedding: No veils, no engagement ring - and don't DARE try to give me away

Rise of the feminist wedding: No veils, no engagement ring - and don't DARE try to give me away | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Doing away with the engagement ring, choosing not to be 'given away like property' and wearing a colour other than white are key themes of the feminist wedding trend.
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TOPIC:  This is awesome! What woman REFUSED an engagement ring?   If she wants a BIG ring then is it a sign you should run?   Any woman find out he didn't buy a diamond he bought a CZ?

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The 9 Types of Pre-Exclusive Relationships

The 9 Types of Pre-Exclusive Relationships | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
One of the most frequently asked questions in the world of dating has got to be “If they’re not your significant other, then what the hell are they?” Well, pre-exclusive relationships (or PXRs) don’t have to be a frustrating...
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TOPIC:  Is there such a thing as a "pre-exclusive relationship?"  Anyone marry a former booty-call?

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14 Types Of People You Meet At The Gym

14 Types Of People You Meet At The Gym | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
AKA Please don't be these people.
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TOPIC:  Funny list to go through but I'm SURE some have been left off.  Let the listeners add to it.

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Report: Alex Rodriguez Is Looking To Make Deal; Could Face Lifetime Ban - CBS New York

Report: Alex Rodriguez Is Looking To Make Deal; Could Face Lifetime Ban - CBS New York | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An MLB source told CBS Evening News' Jim Axelrod that the five-time American League home-run champion could be looking at a lifetime ban. So will the three-time American League MVP cut a deal with the league?
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TOPIC:  Wherer have YOU been banned from and why?

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