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My Nearly Steamy Night With Jose Canseco

My Nearly Steamy Night With Jose Canseco | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
My Nearly Steamy Night With Jose Canseco: I used a photo of a sexy model to lure him, and Jose followed me on Twitter and called me on...

 

TOPIC:  Anyone use a fake profile to pick up on someone?  How have people hit on you on Twitter?

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“I was told via Facebook”: Military Widow Learns of Husband’s Death Online

“I was told via Facebook”: Military Widow Learns of Husband’s Death Online | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A breakdown in military procedure compounds a tragedy for one military family...

 

TOPIC:  Facebook surprises.  What did you stumble across on facebook that caused you to freak out?

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Athlete names and shames stalker online!

Athlete names and shames stalker online! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Top athlete Ariane Friedrich had enough of being stalked and took the matter into her own hands last week. Now she has defended the decision to name and shame her stalker online.

 

TOPIC:  I have talked with numerous female friends that have tried online dating services.  Seems they ALL have been sent a sexual picture by test.  What was sent to you by text ladies?

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30 Things Every Woman Should Have and Should Know by the Time She's 30

30 Things Every Woman Should Have and Should Know by the Time She's 30 | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  I love reading these ridiculous lists from chick magazines.  Have the listeners help you compile your own list.  Here are MY 5 things a woman should have done by the time she is 30:  1)Had her heart broken, 2)  Have someone propose to her 3)Started a 401-k  4)  Know how to change a tire  5)  Seen a therapist.

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Family upset field trip to library gets 6-year-old placed in jail cell

Family upset field trip to library gets 6-year-old placed in jail cell | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
MARY MITCHELL: At 6 years old, Stephen Stovall has seen the inside of a jail cell. But not because he did anything wrong.

 

TOPIC:  Strange field trips you went on as a kid.  I remember going to the Strongsville pumping station in second grade.  We went like 5 stories below ground level and I watched raw sewage come rushing in, saw a red ball floating, a bunch of cigarettes, etc.  I have no idea what the purpose of this trip was for.

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Children grow up addicted to online porn sites: Third of 10-year-olds have seen explicit images

Children grow up addicted to online porn sites: Third of 10-year-olds have seen explicit images | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
MPs are calling for internet providers to provide an easy way of blocking adult content after a cross-party report revealed four out of five 16-year-olds regularly access porn online.

 

TOPIC:  How do you make sure that your teenager isn't looking at porn?  If you catch your kid looking at porn who has the "talk" with him/her?  Have you fought with your better half over internet porn?

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Financial Services Guy Uses Excel Spreadsheet For Match.com Dating

Financial Services Guy Uses Excel Spreadsheet For Match.com Dating | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
From pretending to be an Israeli spy to burning down an ex's parents' house, there's no shortage of press coverage when it comes to dating sociopaths in the financial industry

 

TOPIC:  How many people can you date at once?  Can you have sex with all or just one?  Who had the most dates in one week?  Ever get caught on a date by someone else you were dating?

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Why This Married Wall Street Banker Pays For Sex

Why This Married Wall Street Banker Pays For Sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Why This Married Wall Street Banker Pays For Sex: An anonymous finance guy tells BuzzFeed Shift what compels him to seek out these arr...

 

TOPIC:  Anyone listening who has paid for sex?  Talk to an actual escort.  Did you tell your man you were a former escort?  Did you tell her you once paid for an escort?

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Oops: Player's Dad Trips, Breaks $30K BCS Trophy

Oops: Player's Dad Trips, Breaks $30K BCS Trophy | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Fummmmble! National champion Alabama was showing off its $30,000 crystal bowl trophy over the weekend when a player's father tripped on a rug near the display and sent it crashing to ground, reports...

 

TOPIC:  Most expensive item you destroyed accidentaly.  What did you do at work that cost the company thousands?

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Simon Cowell -- Robbed During One Night Stand

Simon Cowell -- Robbed During One Night Stand | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Simon Cowell has learned the hard way not to sleep with strangers, because when he woke up he realized he had been robbed of a computer that contained X…...

 

TOPIC:  Anyone get ripped off from a one night stand?  Anyone meet someone, take them home, and that person NEVER moved out?

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Police: Applicant at Ormond bar drinks shots as 5-year-old sits in car - Breaking News

Police: Applicant at Ormond bar drinks shots as 5-year-old sits in car - Breaking News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Breaking news from The Daytona Beach News-Journal, your hometown newspaper.

 

TOPIC:  Worst experience interviewing someone.  Anyone ever not get offered a job but get asked out by the interviewer?

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Alabama's proposed covenant marriage bill would make divorce more difficult

Alabama's proposed covenant marriage bill would make divorce more difficult | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Though it easily passed in committee last week, the bill isn't supported by all lawmakers. Sen. Cam Ward, R-Alabaster, is among those who don't see the need. "When people get married, they make a pact before God.

 

TOPIC:  If you are going to counseling BEFOREyou get married isn't that a sign you SHOULDN'T get married?  Anyone walk dopwn the aisle KNOWING they were making a mistake?  Anyone call off the wedding within 24 hours?

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There is now a bucket list for kids 12 and under. WTF?

There is now a bucket list for kids 12 and under.  WTF? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
With childhood obesity on the rise and fears increasing about the amount of time kids spend online, the National Trust has decided to get children off the sofa and back out in the great outdoors.

 

TOPIC:  Is this taking it to the extreme for kids?  Any adult do all of these?  Might be fun to have someone on the show do one of these a day.  Video tape it, edit, post to site.  Increase traffic.

 

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Romance is 'driven by women'

Romance is 'driven by women' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A study of mobile phone calls suggests that women call their spouse most frequently earlier and over a longer period of time than men.

 

TOPIC:  How many times a day do ya call your spouse?  How late can a spouse be without calling before ya read him/her the riot act.

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Judge’s computer login used in attempts to view pornography!

Judge’s computer login used in attempts to view pornography! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Associate Judge Joseph Polito was trusted with one of Will County’s most notorious heater cases in 2007 when he presided over Plainfield man Craig Stebic’s attempt to divorce his missing wife Lisa.

 

TOPIC:  How did you get in trouble on the company computer?

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LI mom fired after donating kidney to her boss: suit

LI mom fired after donating kidney to her boss: suit | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Yeah, but what have you done for me lately?

 

TOPIC:Bad boss stories.  Strangest thing your boss asked you to do.

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Worker injured during sex gets compensation payout

Worker injured during sex gets compensation payout | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A WOMAN who was injured while having sex in her hotel room during a work trip is entitled to compensation.

 

TOPIC:  How did you injure yourself in the bedroom.

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What Does a Man's Pet Say About His Romantic Potential?

What Does a Man's Pet Say About His Romantic Potential? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The guy you're dating owns an iguana. Is this a dealbreaker?

 

TOPIC:  GREAT list.  I think a guy with more than two cats needs to be dominated.  Bird guy is weird guy.  Never have known a bird guy that wasn't a bit off.  I think snake chick would be a wild one.  Before I leave this earth I would like to date snake chick.  Always stay away from spider people.  You see how easy this one is to bring up on the radio!

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Zuckerberg blew $1bn on Instagram without telling Facebook board

Zuckerberg blew $1bn on Instagram without telling Facebook board | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  What did he/she buy without your permission?  "I went to the store to buy a _________ and I ended up buying a ____________."  What is the spending limit you have before having to call the other person?  What purchase have you hiden from your better half?

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Possible security breach: Secret Service agents had president's schedule in rooms

Possible security breach: Secret Service agents had president's schedule in rooms | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The Secret Service agents who brought prostitutes back to their hotel rooms in Colombia last week had copies of the president’s schedule in their rooms, which raises the issue of a potential security breach, a law enforcement official tells NBC News

 

TOPIC:  How did you get into trouble on a business trip?  A convention?  Most outrageous thing someone tried to get paid for on their expense report?

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Couple gets married at IKEA restaurant in College Park

Couple gets married at IKEA restaurant in College Park | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It is a union that has been decades in the making. A man and woman who grew up together in D.C. became husband and wife Tuesday night. But getting to this point wasn't easy. And they tied the knot in a rather unusual location.

 

TOPIC:  Strange wedding themes.  Craziest first dance (I was at a wedding where the first dance was Guns and Roses "Patience").

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13 of the Grossest, Weirdest Pickup Lines We Have Ever Heard, Ever.: Smitten

13 of the Grossest, Weirdest Pickup Lines We Have Ever Heard, Ever.: Smitten | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The very concept of catcalls and pickup lines are weird enough: Does this guy really think that he can get us to go home with him with the power of one phrase? Apparently, some do. And here are some real...

 

TOPIC:  Funny article to talk about.  Have women call in with their bad lines to ad to the list.  Have the single studs call in and see if they can work their "game" on the female volice of the show.

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Sporting a tattoo? There's a good chance you like a drink, study finds

Sporting a tattoo? There's a good chance you like a drink, study finds | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
French scientists said they had found evidence proving the stereotype that people who sport tattoos and piercings are heavier drinkers.

 

TOPIC:   Here's your proof.  Women that smoke, have a tattoo and do shots are clearly tramps looking for a one night stand.  Make sure the first call is set up and she says she drtinks shots, smokes and has a tat and is a self-proclaimed whore.

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Calling Tweens Who Tweet Their Phone Numbers To Justin Bieber

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Calling Tweens Who Tweet Their Phone Numbers To Justin Bieber: What kind of person puts their phone number out on Twitter? BuzzFeed in...

 

TOPIC:  Women; who have you slipped your number to?  How did you get the attention of a celebrity?  I think a guy will call anyone that slips him her number but I don't think females call guys that slip them a number.  Ladies....what do ya do with those numbers slipped to ya?

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Be careful what you wish for... man tells wife who lost her voice for 33 years 'you were better when you couldn't talk'

Be careful what you wish for... man tells wife who lost her voice for 33 years 'you were better when you couldn't talk' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Jan Christian, 52, of Cincinnati, Ohio, was left without a voice for 33 years following a car accident at the age of 17 which broke her neck in four places. After seven operations on her larynx she is able to talk again.

 

TOPIC:  For a million dollars what ability do you have right now would you give up?   I don't see the need for my little toe.  I think females would disagree.  You can cut my little toe off for $50K.

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