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Ugly Meter app rates attractiveness

Ugly Meter app rates attractiveness | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
For less than a dollar, your smartphone can tell you how ugly -- or pretty -- you are.

 

TOPIC:  I think Stern had this guy in studio about three weeks ago and now the mainstream is just getting it.  Screams morning show bit.  Get the scores of everyone on the show.  Make sure you ask any in-studio guest for their participation.  Would be GREAT for continued hits on the web site.

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Octo-Mom Changes Stance On Porn, Says She'd Do It If The Price Is Right

Octo-Mom Changes Stance On Porn, Says She'd Do It If The Price Is Right | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
By Radar Staff Nadya "Octo-Mom" Suleman has changed her mind on doing a porno movie -- if the price is right.

 

TOPIC:  What is the price for members of your show?  What about nudity?  Play pop culture jeopardy in studio.  Loser has to e-mail a video of themselves naked and jumping on a trampoline to their parents.

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Restaurateur Reveals Ugly Secrets of Fine Eateries

Restaurateur Reveals Ugly Secrets of Fine Eateries | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Welcome to the world of New York restaurants, where Wise Guys drop "hundies," Bill Clinton always gets a table, and the maitre d' is on the take. Long-time restaurateur Joe Bastianich—co-owner... US News Summaries.

 

TOPIC:  This is a great excuse to ask people for "Secrets of their professsion."  Tell us your job and what we would be shocked to find out.  EX:  Job is radio.  No REALLY....will always DO take caller #9...allegedly :).

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School principal quits after student secretly films his steamy kiss with secretary and posts footage online

School principal quits after student secretly films his steamy kiss with secretary and posts footage online | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Stephen McClenning stood down from The Scholars Academy in Quartzside, Arizona, after the two-and-a-half minute footage of the steamy encounter was leaked online.

 

TOPIC:  Who used a smart phone to bust someone having an affair?  What REALLY goes on in the teachers lounge?

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Dentist Anna Mackowiak pulled out ALL boyfriend Marek Olszewski 's teeth after he dumped her

Dentist Anna Mackowiak pulled out ALL boyfriend Marek Olszewski 's teeth after he dumped her | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Anna Mackowiak is facing jail after taking her revenge on Marek Olszewski (not pictured), 45, when he turned up at her surgery in Wroclaw, Poland, with toothache just after breaking up with her.

 

TOPIC:  Seems pretty simple...getting revenge on the ex.  Dentist horror stories.  What did you do while they put ya under?

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Signs He Is Not The One - When You Should Dump Him

Signs He Is Not The One - When You Should Dump Him | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We asked you to tweet us with the hashtag #RandomSignsHesNotThe1. And wow. Some of you really dodged a man-bullet.

 

TOPIC:  I think this magazine is moronic and it supports my point with sign number one.  Would a guy REALLY cuddle with his grandma on a date?  What are some true signs of dumping someone?  Strangest thing that happened on a date?

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Man Caught Going 111 MPH Says He Was Rushing To Go Have Sex

Man Caught Going 111 MPH Says He Was Rushing To Go Have Sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
One can only wonder whether Zachary P. Ramirez has a slow hand to go with that apparently lead foot of his.

 

TOPIC:  Excuses you have used to get out of tickets.  Most expensive ticket ever written?  Who has most tickets in a week?

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"Joke" to "Hijack Plane, Kill Obama" gets Utah man in trouble

"Joke" to "Hijack Plane, Kill Obama" gets Utah man in trouble | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
SALT LAKE CITY (Reuters) - A purported practical joke on a colleague that threatened a plane hijacking and the assassination of President Barack Obama has landed a Utah man in trouble with federal authorities.

 

TOPIC:  Practical jokes gone wrong; when did you try to be funny and ya had it blow up in your face?

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Georgia Grandmother Foils Robbery By Getting Into Shootout With Suspects

Georgia Grandmother Foils Robbery By Getting Into Shootout With Suspects | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Authorities in Georgia say a grandmother foiled a robbery attempt by two armed men by getting into a shootout with them, injuring one man.

 

TOPIC:   Senior Citizen Rocky stories.  "It was Grandpa...he is ____ years old and his weapon of choice was a _________."

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Excessive car sex is arousing the ire of some NYC residents

Excessive car sex is arousing the ire of some NYC residents | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Sex in the city is thriving on one midtown Manhattan block, where clubgoers are getting down and dirty in the back seats of their cars. They don't call it the Naked City for nothing, we guess.

 

TOPIC:  Who lost their virginity in a car?  What song was plkaying on the radio?  Who has kids in college but still had sex in a car within the last week?

What happened when ya got busterd having sex in the car (best if it was her dad)?

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Friends throw dogs $5,000 wedding

Friends throw dogs $5,000 wedding | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  How do ya spoil your pet?  Anyone ever attend a birthday party for a dog?  Ask guys how they have used puppies to pick up chicks.  When my lab was a puppy, a buddy would come over in the afternoon and ask if he could "borrow" my dog.  He'd take it for a walk by the dorms of a local college where the girls were laying in the sun.  BINGO!

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Pilar Sanders Released from Jail, BANNED from Texas Mansion

Pilar Sanders Released from Jail, BANNED from Texas Mansion | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Deion Sanders' estranged wife has just been released from jail after her domestic violence arrest yesterday -- and she's forbidden from returning home ...…...

 

TOPIC:  Who is living with someone they are in the process of breaking up with?  Are you allowed to bring dates to the house?

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14 Things You Need To Know About Drinking Hand Sanitizer

14 Things You Need To Know About Drinking Hand Sanitizer | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
14 Things You Need To Know About Drinking Hand Sanitizer: So, kids are drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk. Here's everything...

 

TOPIC:  Any parents actually bust their kid trying this? Rock shows can have your stunt guy do it on the air.  Have breathalyzer handy.  Be prepared for the complaints.  Press release before hand because ya know TV will be all over this.

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Man wakes during surgery: 'My worst nightmare'

Man wakes during surgery: 'My worst nightmare' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It sounds like the stuff of nightmares: A man wakes up in the middle of a surgery and can’t speak, or even twitch a muscle.
But that’s exactly what a young man from Sweden says happened to him.

 

TOPIC:  Give us a hospital story that will be us scream---either with laughter or in agony.

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Homeowners association rents home it doesn't own

Homeowners association rents home it doesn't own | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Joanne McCarn owns her home, but her homeowners association has taken it over and calls the sheriff's office if she comes near the property.

 

TOPIC:   HOA from hell stories.   Condo commando stories.

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Teen Totes Sign As Punishment

Teen Totes Sign As Punishment | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
NEW BERN -- Drivers along Highway 17 in New Bern saw one teenager pacing with a sign that wasn’t advertising pizza or cash-for-gold -- instead, she was atoning for bad behavior at school. Friday, April 27, 2012.

 

TOPIC:  What sign would you make ______ on your show wear?  Or use a local politician/public figure.  How about "interesting ways you punished your kids?"
 

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Man's 'crazy' ex-girlfriend caught tanning, sipping beer at his pool

Man's 'crazy' ex-girlfriend caught tanning, sipping beer at his pool | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Man's 'crazy' ex-girlfriend caught tanning, sipping beer at his pool | crestview, girlfriend, pool, beer, sipping, caught, tanning, crazy...

 

TOPIC:  Crazy ex stories.  What happened when you ran into your ex for the first time? Anyone wake up to someone ya don't know using your pool?

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Detroit Tigers slugger Delmon Young busted after Midtown hotel brawl

Detroit Tigers slugger Delmon Young busted after Midtown hotel brawl | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Natan Dvir/New York PostDelmon Young is escorted from the Midtown North Precinct today.

 

TOPIC:  I'll never drink _______________ after I ended up doing _____________."

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Woman Kills Man By Squeezing His Testicles

Woman Kills Man By Squeezing His Testicles | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The man on the graphic photo below is a 42-year-old shop owner in the Meilan District of Haikou City, in Hainan, that big island south of mainland China.

 

TOPIC:  Always fun to hear about stories involving getting hit in the balls.

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Kim Kardashian: Why does she fascinate us? We used to revere scientists and surgeons!

Kim Kardashian: Why does she fascinate us? We used to revere scientists and surgeons! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
My face bears an expression of extreme gravitas. I would appear to have the weight of the world on my shoulders. Want to get inside my head? Want to hear a snippet of my internal dialogue? Here goes: Blah.

 

TOPIC:  You can vote one hollywood celebrity off the pop culture island.  Who would it be and why?  Top 5 place on web-site; vote over weekend to draw hits.  Winner announced Monday and you promise as a station to never mention that celebrity ever again.

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Barack Obama on Secret Service Prostitution Scandal -- We Fired the 'Knuckleheads'

Barack Obama on Secret Service Prostitution Scandal -- We Fired the 'Knuckleheads' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Jimmy Fallon got one hell of an exclusive out of Barack Obama on his talk show last night ...

 

TOPIC:   Make a list of "Old People Smack."  Knuckleheads, hooligans, fool-hardy, horseplay, nit-wits, etc.   You get the idea.

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Judge texts shirtless photo to bailiff

Judge texts shirtless photo to bailiff | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A DETROIT judge from a legendary legal family has admitted to texting a shirtless photo of himself to his bailiff's cellphone, where her husband found it.

 

TOPIC:  Anyone get sexted by a co-worker?  Anyone get an accidental sext or better yet who did YOU accidentally sext?

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NJ woman denies trapping mother-in-law in basement

NJ woman denies trapping mother-in-law in basement | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
NEWARK, N.J. — A northern New Jersey woman charged with elderly neglect after authorities found her mother-in-law living in the basement with the door barricaded said Tuesday that police misinterpreted the situation and she'll fight the charges.

 

TOPIC:  In-law horror stories.  WORST first impression you made on your eventual in-laws.

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How to Get a Guy to Like You - How to Get a Man's Attention

How to Get a Guy to Like You - How to Get a Man's Attention | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We consulted guys about the magic moves that hooked them to a girl.

 

TOPIC:  Who are these skirt-wearing men that give these pansy answers to Cosmo?  It's funny to go through the article.  Open the phones for both sexes.  He/She won me over when they did ________.

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Police: Man, woman, 11-year-old steal from Fort Pierce Walmart

Police: Man, woman, 11-year-old steal from Fort Pierce Walmart | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The family that stays together steals together. That's what Fort Pierce police say Tony Williams, Melissa Mounts and her 11-year-old daughter did during a Monday visit to Walmart.

 

TOPIC:  Where do ya get better stories from Wal-Mart or Waffle House?  What did your kid steal while they were with you?  Did ya make them take it back?

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