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Couple arrested having sex inside their motel room cause the curtains were open.

Couple arrested having sex inside their motel room cause the curtains were open. | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Couple arrested having sex inside their motel room cause the curtains were open.
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TOPIC:   Wildest place you and your better half did the mommy and daddy dance?

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'Baseball Wives' Anna Benson arrested for breaking into estranged husband Kris Benson's house — wearing bulletproof vest

'Baseball Wives' Anna Benson arrested for breaking into estranged husband Kris Benson's house — wearing bulletproof vest | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The spitfire wife of former Mets hurler Kris Benson was busted Monday after she allegedly burst into his Atlanta apartment wearing a bulletproof vest and tried to rob him at gunpoint.
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TOPIC: Strange and wacy ex-stories.

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4 Things Every Modern Man Should Be Able to Do

4 Things Every Modern Man Should Be Able to Do | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Being a man is hard. Where previous generations opted to take the easy road, defining manhood with tangible accomplishments like carving out a homeste...
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TOPIC:  Ladies...what manly thing do you you expect your man to be able to do that he just can't?

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Mass. man accused of filing fake marathon claim | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram

Mass. man accused of filing fake marathon claim | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Branden Mattier, 22, allegedly claimed to The One Fund that his aunt, who died over 10 years ago, lost both legs as a result of the April 15 attacks.
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TOPIC:  How were you a victim of a scam?

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West Salem man arrested for pulling child’s tooth : Anne Jungen

West Salem man arrested for pulling child’s tooth : Anne Jungen | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A disorderly conduct charge is pending against a West Salem man who while drunk pulled a tooth from a 9-year-old boy’s mouth, according to La Crosse police reports.
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TOPIC:  Home made first aid your parents performed on you as a kid.

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Ohio man spends $2,600 fighting $95 speeding ticket; legal battle continues

Ohio man spends $2,600 fighting $95 speeding ticket; legal battle continues | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Authorities say he also has a smooth tongue that has helped him talk police out of writing him speeding tickets and cite him instead for lesser violations that don't affect his driver's license or auto insurance.
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TOPIC:  Who has gotten out of the most speeding tickets?  What excuses did you use?

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Girl Takes Amazing Selfie While Getting Tackled By Security As She Sprints Through A Baseball Game

A girl posted a Vine of herself running on to the field during the College World Series and ended up with maybe the best selfie ever.
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TOPIC:  Who has a story about running on stage or running on a playing field?

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Scott signs bills on guns, bunnies, chicks, mullet

Scott signs bills on guns, bunnies, chicks, mullet | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Gov. Rick Scott signed a bill Friday that will close a loophole that allowed dangerously mentally ill people to admit themselves for treatment, then quickly check out and buy a gun.
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TOPIC:  Web contest--ladies send in the best pciture of your man's current or former mullet.

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The terrible fate of Raja the baby elephant, chained and held hostage by an angry mob: An image that will haunt you and a story that will enrage you

The terrible fate of Raja the baby elephant, chained and held hostage by an angry mob: An image that will haunt you and a story that will enrage you | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The Duchess of Cornwall's brother Mark Shand writes of his shock at the destruction of Sumatra's elephant population. Deforestation of Asia has forced elephants from their habitat, forcing them to live beside humans.
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TOPIC:  Strangest animal you have had in your house?  Who has most  animals/pets in their house?

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Chris Brown Charged With Criminal Hit-And-Run

Chris Brown Charged With Criminal Hit-And-Run | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Chris Brown has been slapped with a misdemeanor hit-and-run charge stemming from a minor car accident in May, CBS Los Angeles reports.
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TOPIC:  Is Chris Brown the biggest D-Bag in America right now?  If not who is?

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Marriage rate may be low, but more weddings predicted

Marriage rate may be low, but more weddings predicted | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
U.S. marriage rates are at historic lows but may soon rebound a bit, demographers predict.
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TOPIC:  Who is getting pressure from their parents to marry?  Anyone prefer to pull a "Kardashian" (have the kid, stay as a couple and not get married)?  How long should you stay with someone without getting a ring?

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10 Things To Never Say During Sex | MyDailyMoment

10 Things To Never Say During Sex | MyDailyMoment | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
You can't really be held accountable for what you say in the bedroom, right? Your hormones are raging, adrenaline is pumping, and you're totally controlled by your urges. In the heat of the moment
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TOPIC:  Simple one here:  "Worst thing someone said to you in the bedroom."

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Bullying from siblings as bad as bullying from peers: Study

Bullying from siblings as bad as bullying from peers: Study | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
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TOPIC:  Sibling tortue stories.

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Indecent Exposure Arrests, 1 Hops Into His Shorts

Indecent Exposure Arrests, 1 Hops Into His Shorts | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It was a busy morning Monday for Lincoln Police catching men trying to get the attention of people while gratifying themselves sexually.
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TOPIC:  Ladies...ever have a stranger just "pull it out" on ya?

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Teacher Arrested After Allegedly Having Student's Baby

Teacher Arrested After Allegedly Having Student's Baby | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Redlands, Calif., high school teacher who allegedly gave birth to a baby fathered by a teen student has been arrested for having sex with the male pupil. Laura Elizabeth Whitehurst, 28, was arrested...
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TOPIC:  Be honest....who had a fling in high school with one of their teachers?

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Skeleton belonging to missing woman Joann Nichols found after 28 years

Skeleton belonging to missing woman Joann Nichols found after 28 years | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A CLEANER found the hidden skeleton of a woman who had been missing for 28 years after uncovering a false wall in the basement of a home.
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TOPIC:  Confess the "skeleton" you have in YOUR closet.

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Ex-lover of ‘To Catch a Predator’ host Chris Hansen pens open letter about affair

Ex-lover of ‘To Catch a Predator’ host Chris Hansen pens open letter about affair | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
“To Catch a Predator” host Chris Hansen better take a seat — his ex-mistress has penned a tell-all about their steamy affair.
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TOPIC:  How long did you date someone before ya found out he was married?  Who was hit on by a married local celebrity?

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Dopey IT worker beams porn onto giant outdoor screen

Dopey IT worker beams porn onto giant outdoor screen | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
MAN tuned into X-rated film, unaware his laptop was still hooked up to huge TV outside Jilin Railway Station in China
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TOPIC:  Who is married to a woman that watches too much porn?  Ladies...ever break up with a guy because he watcched too much porn?

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Oops: 'Flordia' misspelling makes it to Interstate 95 sign | firstcoastnews.com

Oops: 'Flordia' misspelling makes it to Interstate 95 sign | firstcoastnews.com | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
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TOPIC:  Biggest screw up you made on thee job.

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Man says Nazi flag outside home is anti-Obama, not anti-Jewish

Man says Nazi flag outside home is anti-Obama, not anti-Jewish | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
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TOPIC:  Worst thing your neighbor has in their yard?

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Anti-Tank Missiles Found In Leesburg; Situation Clear

Anti-Tank Missiles Found In Leesburg; Situation Clear | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It's finally quiet in the area of Rockbridge Drive SE in Leesburg this evening, following a long day for local police and fire-rescue personnel who were tasked with evaluating and moving anti-tank missiles that were discovered hidden in a garden...
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TOPIC:  What did you find when you cleaned out someone's attic/shed/house?

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Weird Crime: Bamboo Flute Goes Hard, Son

Weird Crime: Bamboo Flute Goes Hard, Son | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
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TOPIC:  Worst name you marriend into?  Strangest name you went to school with?

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What Men Do After A Breakup That Women Don't

What Men Do After A Breakup That Women Don't | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Why are some men so quick to move on after a breakup?
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TOPIC:   How long should you wait between relationships?  Most relationships you had in a year?

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Ontario soccer dads come to blows on Father's Day

Ontario soccer dads come to blows on Father's Day | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
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TOPIC:  "Rocky Moments" at family gatherings.

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Photos: Creepiest Craigslist IT ad ever

Photos: Creepiest Craigslist IT ad ever | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We've cataloged the weirdest posts on Denver Craigslist a number of times over the years, so we've got a...
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TOPIC:  Use this article to kick off "Creepy Craig's List" stories.

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