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6 Things Never To Say To Your Husband

6 Things Never To Say To Your Husband | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
By Leigh Newman By never, we mean never, ever.
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Cremation turns into uncontrolled fire at funeral home

Cremation turns into uncontrolled fire at funeral home | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
When fat in the body began to burn at a higher temperature than usual, the too-hot flames spread to nearby urns and parts of the surrounding room.
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Police: Drunk man knocked down 300-pound robot in Mountain View

Police: Drunk man knocked down 300-pound robot in Mountain View | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police arrested a man accused of being drunk and knocking down a security robot that was built to prevent crime in Mountain View.
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Swingers charged in Goodhue Co. with sexually assaulting teen in 'sex room'

Swingers charged in Goodhue Co. with sexually assaulting teen in 'sex room' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Authorities discovered a “sex room” in a southeastern Minnesota home and have charged a husband and wife with numerous criminal sexual conduct charges that include allegations of assaulting a girl for many months starting when she was 15.
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Former Mrs. Orange County pleads guilty to possessing child pornography

Former Mrs. Orange County pleads guilty to possessing child pornography | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A former Mrs. Orange County pleaded guilty Friday to possessing child pornography and lewd acts with a minor, authorities said.
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Deadliest Catch star arrested on drug charges in Phoenix

Deadliest Catch star arrested on drug charges in Phoenix | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Jacob Harris, star of the popular reality show, Deadliest Catch was arrested in Phoenix Saturday night on drug charges.
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Florida woman tells trooper: ‘I want to kiss you'

Florida woman tells trooper: ‘I want to kiss you' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A former Florida middle school teacher who faces several charges after police say she drove drunk and caused a crash put on quite a performance for a state trooper.
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Authorities Say Michigan Doc May Have Performed Liposuction in a Barn

Authorities Say Michigan Doc May Have Performed Liposuction in a Barn | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Michigan authorities say a doctor may have endangered patients and the public by performing liposuctions in a pole barn, the AP reports. Health officials said they learned from Allegan County sheriff's... US News Summaries. | Newser
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Pakistani man, 50, is addicted to eating trees

Pakistani man, 50, is addicted to eating trees | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Mehmood Butt, 50, from Gujranwala, a district in the Punjab province, first started eating wood and leaves because he was too poor to afford a basic meal.
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South Korean man dies after eating toads - BBC News

South Korean man dies after eating toads - BBC News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A group of men cooked and ate the toads thinking they were edible bullfrogs, police say.
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Live eel removed from man’s stomach after folk remedy fails him

Live eel removed from man’s stomach after folk remedy fails him | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Patient nearly dies after inserting 50cm burrowing fish in himself ‘as a folk remedy for constipation’
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MAN BITES DOG: Police Said Suspect Tried To ‘Teach the Dog a Lesson’ |

MAN BITES DOG: Police Said Suspect Tried To ‘Teach the Dog a Lesson’ | | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Brevard County man was arrested, accused of biting the family dog. Police said the suspect told them he was trying to "teach the dog a lesson."
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NJ Man Spent Days Getting High in Home With Corpse: Police

NJ Man Spent Days Getting High in Home With Corpse: Police | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A 35-year-old New Jersey man is facing charges after a woman who lived with him died and he continued to reside with her corpse and use drugs for several days, police say.

Hopatcong Police sa
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Woman Has Crappiest Day Ever When She Gets Hand Stuck In Toilet

Woman Has Crappiest Day Ever When She Gets Hand Stuck In Toilet | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
She was flushed with embarrassment.
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Austin couple who share girlfriend want three parents for their children

Austin couple who share girlfriend want three parents for their children | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A married couple with three children are filing for divorce so their shared girlfriend won't feel left out.
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"Bad Experience" At Bookstore Prompts Man, 71, To Retaliate With Dildo Barrage

"Bad Experience" At Bookstore Prompts Man, 71, To Retaliate With Dildo Barrage | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Meet Nelson Webb Lentz.
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Man arrested over elaborate plot to get out of holiday with girlfriend

Man arrested over elaborate plot to get out of holiday with girlfriend | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A cheating husband tried to get out of a holiday with his girlfriend by sending hoax warnings of a hijack plot. Motaparthi Vamshi Krishna, 32, of Hyderabad, India, ha
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Florida man convicted of murdering former FSU mascot in fight over gumbo spices

Florida man convicted of murdering former FSU mascot in fight over gumbo spices | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Orlando Ricardo Thompson was found guilty in the 2015 death of his co-worker Caleb Joshua Halley.
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Turns out, the turkey hunters were stalking each other. Then one of them fired.

Turns out, the turkey hunters were stalking each other. Then one of them fired. | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The hunters were using a controversial turkey hunting tactic and ended up stalking each other. Both sides made mistakes in the hunting accident in which a man shot his brother and friend while turkey hunting.
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Thai police arrest man smuggling semen into Laos - BBC News

Thai police arrest man smuggling semen into Laos - BBC News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
He was delivering semen from Bangkok to a fertility clinic in Laos, say Thai authorities.
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Prosecutors: Dentist pulled tooth while riding hoverboard

Prosecutors: Dentist pulled tooth while riding hoverboard | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Prosecutors say an Alaska dentist charged with Medicaid fraud pulled a sedated patient's tooth while riding a hoverboard.
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Kansans Are Going Crazy Over A Terrible Driver Nicknamed 'The CR-V Lady'

Kansans Are Going Crazy Over A Terrible Driver Nicknamed 'The CR-V Lady' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Tecumseh, Kansas, near Topeka is home to perhaps the worst driver in the world. Known by many as “The CR-V Lady,” Patricia McDonald has garnered such a reputation from her poor driving that there’s actually a Facebook page called “CRV Lady Awareness Of Topeka” to warn citizens of her whereabouts.
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He was Joe, but his friends knew him as ‘Wes.’ Then the police showed up.

He was Joe, but his friends knew him as ‘Wes.’ Then the police showed up. | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Shortly after his 2013 release from prison, Joseph Thomas Hawkinson became a new man. He assumed an alternate identity, landed a job and found a girlfriend. But he was a wanted man ... and Facebook did him in.
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Man dies after setting himself on fire inside car

Man dies after setting himself on fire inside car | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man committed suicide by dousing himself and the inside of his vehicle with gasoline and then setting the car ablaze on the shoulder of a Queens highway early Wednesday, police sources said.

Firefighters responded to a report of a car fire on the shoulder of the southbound Cross Island Parkway near Northern Boulevard in Bayside around 5:25 a.m., officials said.

Barry Marvin, 50, said he was sleeping in his home near where the car was found and woke when he heard an explosion.

"We thought someone slammed into the house," he said. "Then five minutes later another explosion with flames shooting up 15 to 20 feet into the sky."

After extinguishing the flames, firefighters found a badly burned body in the driver’s seat.

"We saw them pull the body out on a stretcher. There wasn't much in the [body] bag."

Police sources said the man, 41, stopped by his uncle's BP station, where he soaked himself and the car with gas before driving off and phoning relatives to say he intended to burn himself to death.

Police believe he then parked his 2005 Nissan Sentra on the side of the highway and ignited himself, engulfing the entire car in flames.

Police did not identify the man, but said he had a history of psychiatric issues.
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Nursing home owner in Festus says he spent Medicaid funds on strippers

Nursing home owner in Festus says he spent Medicaid funds on strippers | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
He spent nearly $200,000 at strip clubs and pocketed more than $400,000, according to the accusation.
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Registered sex offender arrested at Wiscasset school concert

Registered sex offender arrested at Wiscasset school concert | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Wiscasset police arrested a registered sex offender at a recital at Wiscasset Middle High School. Maine news, sports, politics and election results, and obituaries from the Bangor Daily News.
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