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300 gallons of urine found in home

300 gallons of urine found in home | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Authorities are seeking to determine whether criminal charges should be brought against a Newtown man they say stored as much as 300 gallons of human urine in his home.
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Teen boy rushed to hospital after circumcising himself using a MACHETE

Teen boy rushed to hospital after circumcising himself using a MACHETE | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A TEENAGE boy used a machete to circumcise his penis after being mocked by friends.
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Indianapolis man arrested for fondling himself outside Catholic mission

Indianapolis man arrested for fondling himself outside Catholic mission | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A 58-year-old man was arrested Friday for allegedly fondling himself outside of a Catholic mission on the Near Eastside.
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Golfer sues course, claims he was hit by portable toilet

Golfer sues course, claims he was hit by portable toilet | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Golfers deal with many hazards on the course — water, trees and sand traps, to name a few. But an Illinois man said he never expected a portable toilet to affect his game or his well-being, and he has filed a lawsuit for some relief.
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Florida woman, 70, arrested for prostitution in undercover sting

Florida woman, 70, arrested for prostitution in undercover sting | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A senior citizen was arrested at a Florida massage parlor after an undercover sting, the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office said in a report.
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Florida maid of honor turns wedding into nightmare

Florida maid of honor turns wedding into nightmare | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Florida bride's maid of honor goes on drunken rampage at reception, punching the best man, stealing a car and exposing herself to sheriff's deputies, according to the sheriff's office.
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Cops: Naked Fla. man breaks into home; wanted ‘sesame seeds

Cops: Naked Fla. man breaks into home; wanted ‘sesame seeds | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man on Florida’s west coast was arrested after he allegedly burglarized a home while nake
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Man allegedly exposes himself to woman on Orange Line after bringing up election

Man allegedly exposes himself to woman on Orange Line after bringing up election | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Malden man was arrested early Wednesday morning for allegedly exposing himself to a woman on an Orange Line train after he brought up the 2016
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Florida sex party house dubbed the "Sausage Castle" destroyed by fire

Florida sex party house dubbed the "Sausage Castle" destroyed by fire | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
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Man choked to death in £5 bet to eat 4 pickled eggs in a minute

Man choked to death in £5 bet to eat 4 pickled eggs in a minute | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man choked to death in his local boozer after accepting a £5 bet to eat four pickled eggs in a minute, an inquest heard. Retired builder David Mitchell, 66, collapsed at the ba
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Woman 'downs five beers at Walmart and drunkenly gropes paramedic'

Woman 'downs five beers at Walmart and drunkenly gropes paramedic' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Shellby Conder, from Summerfield, Florida, has been charged with petit theft, battery on a police officer and resisting arrest following the incident in the Villages.
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Maryland man opens fire after wife bites his grilled cheese sandwich

Maryland man opens fire after wife bites his grilled cheese sandwich | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Maryland man is facing attempted murder charges after an argument over a grilled cheese sandwich sparked an hours-long stand-off with police Sunday.
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Help! My Stepdaughter Hates Me, but She Wants Free Child Care.

Help! My Stepdaughter Hates Me, but She Wants Free Child Care. | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Mallory Ortberg, aka Dear Prudence, is online weekly to chat live with readers. An edited transcript of the chat is below. (Sign up below to get Dear
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Cops: Woman, 61, Clobbered Hubby For Sex Refusal

Cops: Woman, 61, Clobbered Hubby For Sex Refusal | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Kerry Lee Pineiro allegedly punched her spouse in the face and then twice kneed him in the groin during an altercation last night in the couple's Florida residence.
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Man ends up setting his armpit on fire

Man ends up setting his armpit on fire | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man has been filmed showing a unique way to remove his armpit hair. In a video entitled 'Fire Hair Removal', deodorant is seen being sprayed before a lighter is used to singe the hair away.
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Rumble in the jungle: Orangutan slaps a tourist in the face

Rumble in the jungle: Orangutan slaps a tourist in the face | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The hungry orangutan slapped a tourist in the face when he tried to take a photo with him rather than handing over a snack during an encounter on the Sekonyer River in Borneo, Indonesia.
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Woman Caught With Purloined Prophylactics

Woman Caught With Purloined Prophylactics | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Court records do not indicate whether accused thief Shaearion Davis, 25, intended the condoms--valued in excess of $300--for resale or personal use.
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The Internet Can’t Stop Laughing at This Obamacare Hater Learning He Has Obamacare

The Internet Can’t Stop Laughing at This Obamacare Hater Learning He Has Obamacare | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Imgur post depicts someone finally learning the Affordable Care Act is Obamacare.
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12-year-old boy demands chicken nugget at gunpoint, classmate refuses

12-year-old boy demands chicken nugget at gunpoint, classmate refuses | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
HARLEM, Manhattan — A 12-year-old boy allegedly pulled a gun on a classmate and demanded she give him a chicken nugget earlier this week, NYPD officials said. It was his second attempt to get a chicken nugget from the girl, police said.
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Company recalls boots after man discovers swastikas on soles

Company recalls boots after man discovers swastikas on soles | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
You probably wouldn't want to walk a day in this man's shoes.
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Nearly naked man found trapped inside New York City apartment wall

Nearly naked man found trapped inside New York City apartment wall | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The man did not appear to be intoxicated. He was taken to the hospital for minor injuries and was released.
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Man accused of pulling gun on woman, attempting to sexually assault her after she turned down grilled cheese

Man accused of pulling gun on woman, attempting to sexually assault her after she turned down grilled cheese | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
WAUKESHA COUNTY -- A 19-year-old Brookfield man is facing felony charges for attempted sexual assault and holding a woman against her will -- accused in an incident that escalated after the woman turned down a meal.
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'Probably not terribly realistic': Woman sues Chipotle for $2.2 billion over photograph

'Probably not terribly realistic': Woman sues Chipotle for $2.2 billion over photograph | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Sacramento woman is suing Chipotle Mexican Grill for allegedly using her image and posting it in several restaurants without her permission.
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Cops: Two women fight in adult bookstore

Cops: Two women fight in adult bookstore | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police said that store manager Holly Saunders, 34, of New Haven was counseling Jacqueline Ferraro, 26, of Branford about her work performance on Dec. 28 when the dispute became physical. Other employees of the VIP (Very Intimate Pleasures) store at 170 Boston Post Road intervened to break up the loud argument but not before Saunders struck Ferraro in the head, according to a post on the Orange police Facebook page.
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Prosecutor Defends Man's 22-Year Sentence for Stealing TV Remote

Prosecutor Defends Man's 22-Year Sentence for Stealing TV Remote | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
‘The only way to stop him is to lock him up,’ the prosecutor says of a defendant who reportedly swore at a judge and represented himself.
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Groomsmen dress up as McDonalds' menu items for the yummiest wedding party ever

Groomsmen dress up as McDonalds' menu items for the yummiest wedding party ever | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Happiest meal ever.
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