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WRGT-TV FOX 45 News :: News - Top Stories - Businessman Facing Lawsuit for Another Spanking Incident

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UPDATE: WAYNESVILLE--For the second time, a Waynesville supermarket owner has been accused of 
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'Jesus' gets his cross stuck in underground station roof in hilarious video

'Jesus' gets his cross stuck in underground station roof in hilarious video | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Onlookers burst into laughter after watching the young bearded man dressed in robes desperately trying to tug the cross out of the ceiling
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SPD: Seattle City Light manager investigated for voyeurism

SPD: Seattle City Light manager investigated for voyeurism | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Seattle police are investigating a Seattle City Light employee for suspected voyeurism in a bathroom on city property.
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Saudi king reported to be taking 506 tons of luggage, including two limos, on trip to Indonesia

Saudi king reported to be taking 506 tons of luggage, including two limos, on trip to Indonesia | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
King Salman will be joined by a 1,500-person entourage on his nine-day visit.
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Report: Sex demanded for promotions at Kay, Jared

Report: Sex demanded for promotions at Kay, Jared | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The rampant sexual harassment is described in a class-action suit involving 69,000 employees.
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Texas man carrying gun, 106 rounds nabbed at Port Authority

Texas man carrying gun, 106 rounds nabbed at Port Authority | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
He said he came to NYC to kill himself -- but he had enough ammo to do the deed 115 times.
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Bears besiege car with window open at infamous Badaling Wildlife Park

Bears besiege car with window open at infamous Badaling Wildlife Park | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The infamous Badaling Wildlife Park was the stage for yet another
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Report: Jacksonville woman claimed to be doctor, bought award at trophy shop

Report: Jacksonville woman claimed to be doctor, bought award at trophy shop | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Jacksonville woman reportedly displayed a fake award from the Mayo Clinic in her office while she posed as a health care professional. 
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Man hands his notice in on toilet paper - and it's not going down well

Man hands his notice in on toilet paper - and it's not going down well | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

We hope he wasn't expecting a decent reference
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Inflatable Gorilla Still Missing After Being Stolen From Dealership

Inflatable Gorilla Still Missing After Being Stolen From Dealership | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Kong, a large inflatable gorilla, was stolen from a Texas car dealership this weekend. His handlers, Corpus Christi Fiat, are concerned that if he is not returned home he may pose a danger by offering HUGE SAVINGS to those that may not qualify for such discounts.
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Man stopped at red light uses slingshot to take out traffic camera

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A driver stopped at a traffic light in China was recorded leaning out the window of his van and using a slingshot to take out a traffic camera.
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Jameis Winston Tells Elementary School Girls To Be "Polite, Silent, Gentle"

Jameis Winston Tells Elementary School Girls To Be "Polite, Silent, Gentle" | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Jameis Winston went to Melrose Elementary in Tampa, Fla., on Wednesday, and what was supposed to be a breezy photo op turned into yet another instance of Winston being a dumb shithead in public.
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Man caught filming women in pizza shop bathroom jumps out of ceiling: police

Man caught filming women in pizza shop bathroom jumps out of ceiling: police | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man recording videos in the women's bathroom ceiling of a pizza shop was discovered when a woman saw his hand in the ceiling, police say.
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Ohio caregiver caught on video forcing lap dance on elderly man

Ohio caregiver caught on video forcing lap dance on elderly man | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Ohio care worker was arrested after a disturbing video was released showing her performing lewd acts in front of a 100-year-old man.
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Man ‘headed to Donald Trump with bombs' starts Florida police chase

Man ‘headed to Donald Trump with bombs' starts Florida police chase | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Rhode Island man led authorities on a chase through Florida after calling 911 and saying he was “headed to Donald Trump with bombs,” according to a police report.
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Roof jumper falls to his death trying to ditch cops

Roof jumper falls to his death trying to ditch cops | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An ex-con in his underwear tried to jump between Bronx rooftops during a desperate run from the cops Tuesday, but his daring move failed and he plunged six floors to his death, authorities and witnesses said.

“Get up! Get up! Get up! Oh, my God!” a hysterical woman believed to be Devon Wade’s fiancée screamed when she saw him splayed out in an alleyway around 6:30 a.m, according to a video obtained by The Post.

“No! What the f--k!” the woman shouts just officers arrive and try to pull her away.

Wade made the mad dash for freedom when officers from the NYPD’s Manhattan North Warrant Squad showed up at his fiancée’s Morris Avenue apartment near West 181st Street, cops said.

He was wanted for a 2013 fraud case and a Feb. 7 incident of false impersonation and obstruction of governmental administration for giving police a fake name during a car stop.

Before cops could even open the door, Wade had climbed out of the window and went up the fire escape. Officers saw him scaling up the ladder and onto the roof, but did not follow him, police said.

He then tried to jump onto the roof of a neighboring building, but fell and landed in the alleyway.

Emergency responders rushed Wade to St. Barnabas Hospital, where he died just before 7 a.m., according to police.

Wade had 19 prior arrests, mostly for drug charges and other nonviolent crimes, cops said.

The NYPD’s Force Investigation Division is looking into the incident.

Bernardo Peña, 47, a super at an adjacent building, said he heard the commotion when police started knocking “really hard” on the door. Police were yelling, “He go to the roof! He go to the roof!” according to Peña, who added that he also heard officers say, “Don’t do it! Don’t do it!”

Moments later, Peña said, he heard “a loud sound like metal” just before the woman who ran down to Wade’s side burst into tears.

“I saw a guy lying on the floor face down only wearing underwear,” Peña said.

Wade’s cousin Jaquan Holmes, 29, said his family “is still in shock. It’s not real. We are still waiting for him to come through the door.”

He added that Wade’s fiancée and mother “are really going through it right now.”

Chris Collins, 53, who identified himself as a friend of Wade’s, said he was with him Monday night.

“We were hanging out last night joking and stuff. He was happy,” Collins said of Wade.

“He didn’t mean to kill himself. It was an accident,” Collins added. “He was just trying to get away. He was a good dude.”
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PD: Scottsdale woman shoots boyfriend's penis, he survives

PD: Scottsdale woman shoots boyfriend's penis, he survives | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Miraculously, the man survived. The victim said he woke up believing he had heard fireworks before feeling excruciating pain and realized he had been shot.  
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Couple caught having sex in Domino’s wants Pizza Hut next

Couple caught having sex in Domino’s wants Pizza Hut next | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A couple caught romping on CCTV in Domino’s after ordering a stuffed crust pizza boasted last night: “We love having sex in weird places.”

Daniella Hirst, 28, and Craig Smith, 31, were waiting for a 12-inch pepperoni when they “got a bit carried away”.

A 40-second clip sees Daniella performing a sex act on Craig while staff prepare their food.

She then leans over the counter while Craig pulls down her knickers and thrusts away from behind just feet from oblivious workers.

The footage has since gone viral but Danielle said anyone criticising them was “f---ing boring”.

She said: “I’m very open-minded about sex and public places — I love the thrill you may get caught.

“But obviously I never thought we’d get caught like this and end up all over the internet.”

Smirking builder Craig, 31, said: “After ordering the pizza we talked about all the places we’d had sex with each other.

“Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it.

“We got a bit frisky and one thing led to another. Domino’s is defintely now our number one – going to be hard to top it.”

The couple had spent the weekend drinking in Leeds celebrating Craig’s birthday when they got the train to Scarborough on Saturday evening.

The pair, from Bridlington, East Yorks, booked into a local pub but felt peckish so headed across the road to Dominos.

Daniella added: “We laughed as we walked home. We’ve done it all over the place but never anywhere that risky — never with people that close before.

“We got back to the hotel and continued where we left off.

“We woke up the next morning and our friends told us about the CCTV- we just laughed about it going viral.

“That’s just the type of thing that happens to us.”

The couple, who started dating three-and-a-half months ago after meeting in the pub where Daniella works, say they won’t stop.

Daniella added: “Everybody we know has had sex in risky places. It’s just one of them things that people do.

“Unfortunately for us it ended up on the internet.

“We’re open minded. We won’t do it in Dominos again. Maybe Pizza Hut.

“So long as you’re not hurting anyone else I don’t see what the problem is.

“You can’t please everyone — but at least Craig is happy.”

The couple refused to blame the Dominos staff member who posted the CCTV on Twitter and said they would have done the same.

But they now fear arrest from the cops for public indecency. Pals have supported them on Facebook but their family remain tight-lipped.

The pair plan to celebrate Craig’s 31st birthday. Craig added: “We’re going for an Indian.”

Daniella advised critics online: “Rule number 1, never waste ya boyfriend’s b***r and always opt for stuffed crust.”

Asked about the incident, a spokesperson for the Domino's shop said:

“We can’t comment on something like that — it’s a no comment from us.”
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Fla. homeowner uses martial arts training to protect home from accused burglar

Fla. homeowner uses martial arts training to protect home from accused burglar | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Florida homeowner was able to protect his home and his belongings thanks his martial arts training.
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Sproles charged in Butte with his 23rd DUI

Sproles charged in Butte with his 23rd DUI | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Butte Sheriff Ed Lester said it's alarming that someone continues to drive drunk after so many 
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JSO: Suspect hid 54 antidepressant pills in his rectum

JSO: Suspect hid 54 antidepressant pills in his rectum | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office charged a Jacksonville man with smuggling antidepressant pills into the Duval County Jail. 
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Naked man wrestles Melbourne police in rain

Naked man wrestles Melbourne police in rain | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A motorist who stripped naked in the rain atop the Eau Gallie Causeway remains under evaluation
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Report: Goose Creek bus driver drank 3/4 of a gallon of bourbon before arrest

Report: Goose Creek bus driver drank 3/4 of a gallon of bourbon before arrest | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An incident report released Tuesday is providing more information about the arrest of a Goose Creek High School coach.Troopers with the South Carolina Highway Patrol arrested 50-year-old Brent Carter Sunday in Newberry County. They say when he was taken to
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He wore a bra to understand the brands he works with at Elevate

He wore a bra to understand the brands he works with at Elevate | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
What's it really like to work at Chicago startups and tech companies? Blue Sky's Inside Job talked to Peter Bender, Director of Account Management at Elevate.
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Green Bay teen says shooting was an accident

Green Bay teen says shooting was an accident | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Bryant Ellis says he and Andrew Tohulka were playing with Ellis's mother's gun, and Ellis didn't think the gun was loaded.
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Man claims his dog shot sleeping girlfriend

Man claims his dog shot sleeping girlfriend | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
This pup's really in the doghouse now.

A Florida man claims his pooch accidentally shot his sleeping girlfriend in the leg on Tuesday night, according to reports.

Brian Murphy, 25, told police the dog, Diesel, had woken him up, so he let him outside.

When they returned together to the pitch-black bedroom, Diesel “jumped up on the nightstand, where his gun was sitting, and it went off,” Murphy claimed, according to ActionNewsJax.

Murphy said he saw a flash and then heard a bang.

His girlfriend, Summer Miracle, awoke with a throbbing pain in her right leg. She’d been struck by a bullet but wasn’t sure how, Miracle told police.

Murphy put a towel around his girlfriend’s bleeding leg and called the cops just before 11:30 p.m. The woman was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
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