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WRGT-TV FOX 45 News :: News - Top Stories - Businessman Facing Lawsuit for Another Spanking Incident

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UPDATE: WAYNESVILLE--For the second time, a Waynesville supermarket owner has been accused of 
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88-year-old Springfield man alleges woman stole wallet after sex act

88-year-old Springfield man alleges woman stole wallet after sex act | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An 88-year-old Springfield man accused a woman of stealing his wallet after she performed a se
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Police: Man enraged over nachos stabbed Las Vegas cook 14 times

Police: Man enraged over nachos stabbed Las Vegas cook 14 times | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
LAS VEGAS (KSNV) -- A Las Vegas taco shop cook is lucky to be alive after someone stabbed him 14 times, police said. A customer angered over nachos reportedly began stabbing Roberto's Taco Shop employees Tuesday.Marcos Mendiola, 40, sits in a University Me
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South African sheep births 'half-human half-beast'

South African sheep births 'half-human half-beast' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Many of the 4,000 residents and farmers of Lady Frere in Eastern Province, South Africa, were convinced that bestiality and witchcraft had led to the birth of the creature.
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Canadian cannibal killer set to wed prison inmate lover

Canadian cannibal killer set to wed prison inmate lover | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Notorious murderer Luka Magnotta, dubbed Canadian cannibal killer, has found love behind bars.
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Financier found dead after gay bondage hookup went bad: cops

Financier found dead after gay bondage hookup went bad: cops | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Brooklyn financier was found naked and dead in his tony Dumbo pad — after a gay bondage hookup went awry, police sources said Tuesday.
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Dried lizard penises from India sold as good luck charms

Dried lizard penises from India sold as good luck charms | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Dried lizard penises from India sold as good luck charms
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Dozens arrested on probation violations at ‘Welcome home’ from prison party  

Dozens arrested on probation violations at ‘Welcome home’ from prison party   | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
More than two dozen men were arrested Saturday at a Coweta County sports bar that officials ha
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Dispute Over Wrong Drink At Starbucks Ends In Wrestling Match, Stabbing

Dispute Over Wrong Drink At Starbucks Ends In Wrestling Match, Stabbing | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A trip to Starbucks ended violently, after two customers got into argument over a wrong drink order, and one of them got cut with a knife.
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Tishomingo Basketball Coaches Fired After Using School Bus To Buy Beer

Tishomingo Basketball Coaches Fired After Using School Bus To Buy Beer | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Tishomingo High School is looking for two new boys basketball coaches after the district fired last season's coaches for using a school bus to buy beer.
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Pastafarian arrested at Blue Ox Music Festival

Law enforcement officers arrested a Pastafarian at last weekend’s Blue Ox Music Festival, the first disorderly conduct arrest at the annual event in its third year. According to Eau Claire County sheriff’s Detective Sgt. Mike Mayer: Reuben Bigjohn, 36, was arrested at 8:18 p.m. June 9 at Whispering Pines Campground on Crescent Avenue in the town of Union on preliminary charges of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.  Bigjohn was arrested after he was found in a restricted area, lying on the ground like he was on the cross on which Jesus hung.  Bigjohn refused to get off the ground or identify himself. Officers later were able to identify him from his driver’s license, which has him wearing a spaghetti strainer on his head.    Pastafarians are devotees of the Church of the Flying
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Man sets underwear on fire, prompts evacuation at Modesto Walgreens

Man sets underwear on fire, prompts evacuation at Modesto Walgreens | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Modesto Walgreens was briefly evacuated Saturday morning after a man set his underwear on fire in the bathroom.
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Boy, 7, charged for urinating onto steaks on neighbor's grill

Boy, 7, charged for urinating onto steaks on neighbor's grill | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Authorities in Maryland have a charged a 7-year-old boy after they say he urinated on steaks a neighbor was grilling in his backyard.
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Yulin dog meat festival begins despite rumours of ban - BBC News

Yulin dog meat festival begins despite rumours of ban - BBC News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Campaigners had earlier said dog meat was banned from sale at this year's event in Yulin, China.
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Florida burglar's pants trip up his getaway

Florida burglar's pants trip up his getaway | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
This burglar didn't expect his crime to be such a kick in the pants.
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Goose wearing a red thong found by RSPCA

Goose wearing a red thong found by RSPCA | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A goose tried slipping into something more comfortable when it found this skimpy red thong. But the bird ended up getting trapped in the tiny piece of underwear, an
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Man jailed for dangling baby from window in Algeria - BBC News

Man jailed for dangling baby from window in Algeria - BBC News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
He held the child out of a window in a high-rise building to attract "likes" on Facebook.
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Carjacker foiled because he was ‘unable to drive a manual’ He’s been charged with high range stupidity

Carjacker foiled because he was ‘unable to drive a manual’ He’s been charged with high range stupidity | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A BUMBLING carjacker turned into a driving disaster when he failed to steal a vehicle because he couldn’t operate a manual.
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Young couple drown after their car rolls into river as they are having sex

Young couple drown after their car rolls into river as they are having sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Evgeny Chernov and Yana Kryuchkova were reported missing by their families after they failed to return home from a lake in Russia's Volograd region and were found dead together in the car
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'We are furious': Human toe stolen from Dawson City bar

'We are furious': Human toe stolen from Dawson City bar | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It's the essential ingredient in the Downtown Hotel's Sourtoe Cocktail. 'We have a couple of back up toes but we really need this one back'.
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Man stabbed to death after threesome in Brooklyn turns violent

Man stabbed to death after threesome in Brooklyn turns violent | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A threesome in Brooklyn turned deadly Monday after one of the participants began filming the kinky encounter, sparking a brutal attack.
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Woman sues casino that offered her steak dinner instead of $43 million jackpot

Woman sues casino that offered her steak dinner instead of $43 million jackpot | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A slot machine told her she hit a massive jackpot, but the casino claimed it was a machine error and paid her nothing. Now, she's taking this to court.
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Portsmouth high school teacher arrested for selling heroin near school property

Portsmouth high school teacher arrested for selling heroin near school property | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Portsmouth School District leaders won’t confirm the arrest, citing state law prohibits them from releasing the detailed information.
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