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Man set wife's clothes on fire because she was snoring, police say | ksl.com

Man set wife's clothes on fire because she was snoring, police say | ksl.com | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man was charged Thursday with setting fire to his wife's clothing because he was upset about her snoring.
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Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats

Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Why would someone go around shaving other people's cats?
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Father says ‘demonic’ ex-wife took God from daughter’s life

Father says ‘demonic’ ex-wife took God from daughter’s life | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
His “demonic” model ex-wife took God out of his daughter’s life, an investment banker claims in a Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit.



Bear Stearns financier Manuel Asensio, 62, who once slammed his ex, Emilie Bosak, in a suit as having “demonic capacities,” is back in court because she took their daughter to St. Barts for Easter without his OK.

When the banker and Bosak split in 2011, they agreed to “consult” each other about their now 12-year-old daughter’s education, religion and health matters and to keep each other informed if the girl left the city, court papers say.

Now Asensio, in the suit that asks for unspecified damages, alleges she has ceased all religious education and stopped taking the girl to church.

Bosak could not be reached for comment.
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Police warn of possibly drunk, 'very pushy' door-to-door meat salesmen

Police warn of possibly drunk, 'very pushy' door-to-door meat salesmen | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The men have been seen in the Alpena and Rogers City area.
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Ohio man arrested after calling 911 to request police dog for stolen heroin

Ohio man arrested after calling 911 to request police dog for stolen heroin | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Bath Township, Ohio man was arrested after he called 911 requesting a police dog and reporting that heroin was stolen from him.
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Cops: Lakeview Man Put Poop Under Noisy Neighbor's Door 'Cuz Urine Didn't Quiet Them Down—"I Had To Step It Up"

Cops: Lakeview Man Put Poop Under Noisy Neighbor's Door 'Cuz Urine Didn't Quiet Them Down—"I Had To Step It Up" | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Lakeview man poured “liquid feces” under a neighbor’s apartment door because he had to "step it up" after plain old urine failed to ge
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Cremation turns into uncontrolled fire at funeral home

Cremation turns into uncontrolled fire at funeral home | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
When fat in the body began to burn at a higher temperature than usual, the too-hot flames spread to nearby urns and parts of the surrounding room.
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Police: Drunk man knocked down 300-pound robot in Mountain View

Police: Drunk man knocked down 300-pound robot in Mountain View | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police arrested a man accused of being drunk and knocking down a security robot that was built to prevent crime in Mountain View.
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Swingers charged in Goodhue Co. with sexually assaulting teen in 'sex room'

Swingers charged in Goodhue Co. with sexually assaulting teen in 'sex room' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Authorities discovered a “sex room” in a southeastern Minnesota home and have charged a husband and wife with numerous criminal sexual conduct charges that include allegations of assaulting a girl for many months starting when she was 15.
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Former Mrs. Orange County pleads guilty to possessing child pornography

Former Mrs. Orange County pleads guilty to possessing child pornography | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A former Mrs. Orange County pleaded guilty Friday to possessing child pornography and lewd acts with a minor, authorities said.
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Deadliest Catch star arrested on drug charges in Phoenix

Deadliest Catch star arrested on drug charges in Phoenix | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Jacob Harris, star of the popular reality show, Deadliest Catch was arrested in Phoenix Saturday night on drug charges.
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Florida woman tells trooper: ‘I want to kiss you'

Florida woman tells trooper: ‘I want to kiss you' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A former Florida middle school teacher who faces several charges after police say she drove drunk and caused a crash put on quite a performance for a state trooper.
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Authorities Say Michigan Doc May Have Performed Liposuction in a Barn

Authorities Say Michigan Doc May Have Performed Liposuction in a Barn | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Michigan authorities say a doctor may have endangered patients and the public by performing liposuctions in a pole barn, the AP reports. Health officials said they learned from Allegan County sheriff's... US News Summaries. | Newser
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Pakistani man, 50, is addicted to eating trees

Pakistani man, 50, is addicted to eating trees | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Mehmood Butt, 50, from Gujranwala, a district in the Punjab province, first started eating wood and leaves because he was too poor to afford a basic meal.
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'I got 2 clips!' Impatient mom pulls out gun, threatens barber cutting son's hair

'I got 2 clips!' Impatient mom pulls out gun, threatens barber cutting son's hair | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police are looking for a woman who pointed a gun at a barber all because her son's haircut was taking too long.
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Chunky monkey named 'Uncle Fatty' gorges on tourists' food in Thailand

Chunky monkey named 'Uncle Fatty' gorges on tourists' food in Thailand | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The 33lb long-tailed macaque - nicknamed 'Uncle Fatty' - is being sent to a fat camp getting fed sweets and noodles by visitors to a floating water market in Bangkok, Thailand.
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Man dressed as giant asparagus to celebrate St George's Day slammed as 'mockery'

Man dressed as giant asparagus to celebrate St George's Day slammed as 'mockery' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

Worcester Cathedral said the fancy dress added a "bit of colour" to the religious service which was held to mark the start of the British Asparagus Festival
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Goodyear man accused of using stun gun on son for not doing his homework

Goodyear man accused of using stun gun on son for not doing his homework | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Goodyear man has been arrested for allegedly using a stun gun on his son for not doing his homework.
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Woman Arrested For Xylophone Rage Attack

Woman Arrested For Xylophone Rage Attack | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
April Encarnacion, 43, allegedly doused the victim after he refused to stop playing the instrument while inside the kitchen of the Florida home the duo shares.
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Austin couple who share girlfriend want three parents for their children

Austin couple who share girlfriend want three parents for their children | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A married couple with three children are filing for divorce so their shared girlfriend won't feel left out.
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"Bad Experience" At Bookstore Prompts Man, 71, To Retaliate With Dildo Barrage

"Bad Experience" At Bookstore Prompts Man, 71, To Retaliate With Dildo Barrage | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Meet Nelson Webb Lentz.
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Man arrested over elaborate plot to get out of holiday with girlfriend

Man arrested over elaborate plot to get out of holiday with girlfriend | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A cheating husband tried to get out of a holiday with his girlfriend by sending hoax warnings of a hijack plot. Motaparthi Vamshi Krishna, 32, of Hyderabad, India, ha
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Florida man convicted of murdering former FSU mascot in fight over gumbo spices

Florida man convicted of murdering former FSU mascot in fight over gumbo spices | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Orlando Ricardo Thompson was found guilty in the 2015 death of his co-worker Caleb Joshua Halley.
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Turns out, the turkey hunters were stalking each other. Then one of them fired.

Turns out, the turkey hunters were stalking each other. Then one of them fired. | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The hunters were using a controversial turkey hunting tactic and ended up stalking each other. Both sides made mistakes in the hunting accident in which a man shot his brother and friend while turkey hunting.
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Thai police arrest man smuggling semen into Laos - BBC News

Thai police arrest man smuggling semen into Laos - BBC News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
He was delivering semen from Bangkok to a fertility clinic in Laos, say Thai authorities.
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Prosecutors: Dentist pulled tooth while riding hoverboard

Prosecutors: Dentist pulled tooth while riding hoverboard | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Prosecutors say an Alaska dentist charged with Medicaid fraud pulled a sedated patient's tooth while riding a hoverboard.
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