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Giants DT Rogers has $500,000 in jewelry stolen: report

Giants DT Rogers has $500,000 in jewelry stolen: report | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Anthony J. CausiShaun Rogers at Giants OTAs before last season.
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TOPIC:   Any guy listening that has spent more than $50K on jewelry for HIMSELF?   Dumbest thing your man splurged on.  What's the most a man has spent on an unmanly thing for himself?

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Idaho woman blames Bigfoot for crashing

Idaho woman blames Bigfoot for crashing | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Idaho woman claimed her Wednesday crash into a deer on Highway 95 caused by Bigfoot.
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Police: Man wearing leopard print robe and Crocs used a hairbrush to rob McDonald’s

Police: Man wearing leopard print robe and Crocs used a hairbrush to rob McDonald’s | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
GROVES, Texas -- A man dressed in a leopard print robe used a hairbrush to rob a McDonald's in southeast Texas Thursday morning, according to KFDM. Gevondis Demond Joseph, 29, of Port Arthur, Texas, is charged with first-degree felony aggravated robbery.
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Hernando County deputy fired, Sheriff calls actions 'shocking, embarrassing'

Hernando County deputy fired, Sheriff calls actions 'shocking, embarrassing' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Hernando County deputy has been fired after an Internal Affairs investigation revealed he violated several policies.
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Gas station manager arrested, accused of selling drugs at store

Gas station manager arrested, accused of selling drugs at store | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The manager of a Craighead County gas station was arrested Wednesday afternoon for allegedly selling drugs at the store. 
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Principal accuses Wisconsin girl of selling sex toys at school

Principal accuses Wisconsin girl of selling sex toys at school | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Racine family says their principal accused their child of selling sex toys at school. That 12-year-old girl's father has been trying to clear his daughter's name ever since she was suspende
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Man in Deadpool onesie arrested for DUII after driving onto Portland Taco Bell lawn

Man in Deadpool onesie arrested for DUII after driving onto Portland Taco Bell lawn | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man in a Deadpool onesie learned the hard way this weekend that when you are drunk and in need of a chalupa, it's always best to call a Lyft.
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High School Football Coach Suspended After He Allegedly Put His Dick In A Hot Dog Bun And Showed Players 

High School Football Coach Suspended After He Allegedly Put His Dick In A Hot Dog Bun And Showed Players  | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A high school football coach in Spokane, Wash., has been suspended with pay while the school investigates complaints that he exposed himself to students at a leadership camp last summer. According to public records describing the allegations, which were obtained by local news organizations, the coach put his penis in a hot dog bun, showed it to players, and said, “You think that is a big dog - take a look at this.”
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NEW: Florida man takes a nap during traffic stop

NEW: Florida man takes a nap during traffic stop | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A traffic stop is probably a bad time for a power nap, but that didn’t stop a Florida ma
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Woman assaults mother with cheeseburger

IMPD called to the McDonald's at 21st Street and Shadeland Avenue around 12:30 a.m. Sunday
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Oklahoma law allows Sen. Ralph Shortey to keep his state retirement even if convicted of prostitution with a minor

Oklahoma law allows Sen. Ralph Shortey to keep his state retirement even if convicted of prostitution with a minor | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
OKLAHOMA - Senator Ralph Shortey is free on bail, charged with three felony counts. Thursday morning, prosecutors charged him with engaging in prostitution, engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church, and transporting a minor for prostitution.
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Calgary Stampede 'balloonatic' sorry for stunt

Calgary Stampede 'balloonatic' sorry for stunt | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man who strapped more than 100 helium balloons to a lawn chair and soared above the Calgary Stampede grounds apologized Friday for the danger he caused, but said he doesn't regret his actions.
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Burglar caught after pooing out gold necklace he swallowed to hide

Burglar caught after pooing out gold necklace he swallowed to hide | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A burglar who swallowed down a gold chain was discovered by police after it came out the other end.  Clifford Airey, a prolific burglar, pinched the chain, worth severa
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Hemet Man Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Pull Over Sheriff’s Deputy Using Fake Police Lights, Siren

Hemet Man Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Pull Over Sheriff’s Deputy Using Fake Police Lights, Siren | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A 21-year-old Hemet man was arrested on suspicion of impersonating a police officer after he tried to pull over a sheriff’s deputy on Tuesday, authorities said. Johnnie Issa Sellers was arrested Tuesday night by the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department. About 12:30 p.m.
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Dad caught stealing bag full of knickers from Debenhams - by his own daughter

Dad caught stealing bag full of knickers from Debenhams - by his own daughter | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

Neirmal Singh targeted a branch of the department store in Bristol as part of a pilfering spree
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High school teacher fired for requiring student to stand for Pledge of Allegiance

High school teacher fired for requiring student to stand for Pledge of Allegiance | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A high school in suburban Chicago has fired a driver’s ed teacher who told a student he must stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. It's not the first time the student's protest has caused problem
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'Hookers' turned gay man straight with 'anointed cake,' Dallas evangelist says | Texas | Dallas News

'Hookers' turned gay man straight with 'anointed cake,' Dallas evangelist says | Texas | Dallas News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Dallas evangelist told his followers that an anointed cake baked by hookers turned a gay man straight.
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Driver ends up with fines worth more than the car they've been put on

Driver ends up with fines worth more than the car they've been put on | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A driver has been given 26 parking tickets after leaving their car in the same spot for six months.
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Ontario doctor argued he was too obese to have rubbed erection against patients

Ontario doctor argued he was too obese to have rubbed erection against patients | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Ontario dermatologist who argued he was too obese to have rubbed his penis against female patients has been found guilty of professional misconduct.
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Deputies: Deltona woman arrested after toddler shoots out car window at school

Deputies: Deltona woman arrested after toddler shoots out car window at school | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
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Check out what cops found in driver’s buttocks in St. Lucie County

A man with marijuana “sticking out” of his buttocks was arrested in St. Lucie County
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Teen arrested in Florida after 30-pack cases of beer, marijuana found in truck

Teen arrested in Florida after 30-pack cases of beer, marijuana found in truck | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Florida teen heading to a spring break trip  was arrested after authorities found 30 cases of beer and marijuana in his truck, authorities said.
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Man allegedly made meth out of 'crude' dental office

Man allegedly made meth out of 'crude' dental office | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
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Pevely woman comes home to find naked lady on her couch

Pevely woman comes home to find naked lady on her couch | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
PEVELY, MO (KTVI) – Brianna Willey called Pevely police last Friday night when she returned home with her two young boys to find a strange woman sitting on their couch.
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A porn actress, a bogus doc and a butt implant gone bad — it’s a Miami crime story

A porn actress, a bogus doc and a butt implant gone bad — it’s a Miami crime story | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Prosecutors have been unable to make a case against Ruth Planas, an adult film performer who also ran a strip mall clinic where Suyima Torres had two enhancement procedures that police say led to her death.
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Dispute over hot dog led to Riviera hostage standoff, police say

Dispute over hot dog led to Riviera hostage standoff, police say | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man involved in a standoff with police Thursday pulled a gun on relatives in an apparent disput
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