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Pooh Sticks Championships cancelled due to weather - ITV News

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Turns out, the turkey hunters were stalking each other. Then one of them fired.

Turns out, the turkey hunters were stalking each other. Then one of them fired. | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The hunters were using a controversial turkey hunting tactic and ended up stalking each other. Both sides made mistakes in the hunting accident in which a man shot his brother and friend while turkey hunting.
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Thai police arrest man smuggling semen into Laos - BBC News

Thai police arrest man smuggling semen into Laos - BBC News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
He was delivering semen from Bangkok to a fertility clinic in Laos, say Thai authorities.
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Prosecutors: Dentist pulled tooth while riding hoverboard

Prosecutors: Dentist pulled tooth while riding hoverboard | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Prosecutors say an Alaska dentist charged with Medicaid fraud pulled a sedated patient's tooth while riding a hoverboard.
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Kansans Are Going Crazy Over A Terrible Driver Nicknamed 'The CR-V Lady'

Kansans Are Going Crazy Over A Terrible Driver Nicknamed 'The CR-V Lady' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Tecumseh, Kansas, near Topeka is home to perhaps the worst driver in the world. Known by many as “The CR-V Lady,” Patricia McDonald has garnered such a reputation from her poor driving that there’s actually a Facebook page called “CRV Lady Awareness Of Topeka” to warn citizens of her whereabouts.
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He was Joe, but his friends knew him as ‘Wes.’ Then the police showed up.

He was Joe, but his friends knew him as ‘Wes.’ Then the police showed up. | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Shortly after his 2013 release from prison, Joseph Thomas Hawkinson became a new man. He assumed an alternate identity, landed a job and found a girlfriend. But he was a wanted man ... and Facebook did him in.
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Man dies after setting himself on fire inside car

Man dies after setting himself on fire inside car | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man committed suicide by dousing himself and the inside of his vehicle with gasoline and then setting the car ablaze on the shoulder of a Queens highway early Wednesday, police sources said.

Firefighters responded to a report of a car fire on the shoulder of the southbound Cross Island Parkway near Northern Boulevard in Bayside around 5:25 a.m., officials said.

Barry Marvin, 50, said he was sleeping in his home near where the car was found and woke when he heard an explosion.

"We thought someone slammed into the house," he said. "Then five minutes later another explosion with flames shooting up 15 to 20 feet into the sky."

After extinguishing the flames, firefighters found a badly burned body in the driver’s seat.

"We saw them pull the body out on a stretcher. There wasn't much in the [body] bag."

Police sources said the man, 41, stopped by his uncle's BP station, where he soaked himself and the car with gas before driving off and phoning relatives to say he intended to burn himself to death.

Police believe he then parked his 2005 Nissan Sentra on the side of the highway and ignited himself, engulfing the entire car in flames.

Police did not identify the man, but said he had a history of psychiatric issues.
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Nursing home owner in Festus says he spent Medicaid funds on strippers

Nursing home owner in Festus says he spent Medicaid funds on strippers | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
He spent nearly $200,000 at strip clubs and pocketed more than $400,000, according to the accusation.
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Registered sex offender arrested at Wiscasset school concert

Registered sex offender arrested at Wiscasset school concert | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Wiscasset police arrested a registered sex offender at a recital at Wiscasset Middle High School. Maine news, sports, politics and election results, and obituaries from the Bangor Daily News.
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Police: Inmate punches inmate who wouldn't pray with him

Police: Inmate punches inmate who wouldn't pray with him | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An inmate at the Lancaster County Jail was charged with assault after he punched a man who wouldn't pray with him, according to court documents.
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Florida man, 71, gets 10 years for trying to bribe teen to have sex

Florida man, 71, gets 10 years for trying to bribe teen to have sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) - A 71-year-old church volunteer received a 10-year federal prison sentence for trying to bribe a 14-year-old girl to have sex with him.
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Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves announces 58th surgery

Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves announces 58th surgery | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The 33-year-old surgery fan relaxed before his eye colour change operation in Delhi by rollerblading in Central Park donning an outfit of scarlet shorts, Gucci belt and a white shirt styled as a crop top.
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Bloody Brawl Caught on Camera at SoCal Wal-Mart

Bloody Brawl Caught on Camera at SoCal Wal-Mart | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A bloody fight that broke out inside a Wal-Mart in Hesperia, California, was caught on camera Saturday night.

The fight left a man unconscious and prompted a hazmat cleanup, Victor Valley News reported.
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Man sues dating app Grindr after 1,100 men show up expecting sex

Man sues dating app Grindr after 1,100 men show up expecting sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It really Grindrs his gears.
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Florida woman tells trooper: ‘I want to kiss you'

Florida woman tells trooper: ‘I want to kiss you' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A former Florida middle school teacher who faces several charges after police say she drove drunk and caused a crash put on quite a performance for a state trooper.
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Authorities Say Michigan Doc May Have Performed Liposuction in a Barn

Authorities Say Michigan Doc May Have Performed Liposuction in a Barn | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Michigan authorities say a doctor may have endangered patients and the public by performing liposuctions in a pole barn, the AP reports. Health officials said they learned from Allegan County sheriff's... US News Summaries. | Newser
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Pakistani man, 50, is addicted to eating trees

Pakistani man, 50, is addicted to eating trees | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Mehmood Butt, 50, from Gujranwala, a district in the Punjab province, first started eating wood and leaves because he was too poor to afford a basic meal.
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South Korean man dies after eating toads - BBC News

South Korean man dies after eating toads - BBC News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A group of men cooked and ate the toads thinking they were edible bullfrogs, police say.
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Live eel removed from man’s stomach after folk remedy fails him

Live eel removed from man’s stomach after folk remedy fails him | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Patient nearly dies after inserting 50cm burrowing fish in himself ‘as a folk remedy for constipation’
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MAN BITES DOG: Police Said Suspect Tried To ‘Teach the Dog a Lesson’ |

MAN BITES DOG: Police Said Suspect Tried To ‘Teach the Dog a Lesson’ | | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Brevard County man was arrested, accused of biting the family dog. Police said the suspect told them he was trying to "teach the dog a lesson."
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NJ Man Spent Days Getting High in Home With Corpse: Police

NJ Man Spent Days Getting High in Home With Corpse: Police | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A 35-year-old New Jersey man is facing charges after a woman who lived with him died and he continued to reside with her corpse and use drugs for several days, police say.

Hopatcong Police sa
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Woman Has Crappiest Day Ever When She Gets Hand Stuck In Toilet

Woman Has Crappiest Day Ever When She Gets Hand Stuck In Toilet | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
She was flushed with embarrassment.
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Man charged with DUI after crashing PBIA fence as Air Force One parked

Man charged with DUI after crashing PBIA fence as Air Force One parked | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A suburban Lake Worth man charged with driving drunk appeared to have picked the wrong time to drive his vehicle through a fence near PBIA.
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NEW: Couple caught having sex on Bingham Island as Trump visited area

NEW: Couple caught having sex on Bingham Island as Trump visited area | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A couple was caught having sex Friday night on Bingham Island, the small patch of land nea
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Marc Emery claims smoking marijuana makes people better drivers

Marc Emery claims smoking marijuana makes people better drivers | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Canada's self-proclaimed "Prince of Pot" claims smoking marijuana makes people better drivers.
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Transgender Woman Sues Widow For Injuries She Sustained When Having Sex With Her Husband At His Death!

Transgender Woman Sues Widow For Injuries She Sustained When Having Sex With Her Husband At His Death! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
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