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Pooh Sticks Championships cancelled due to weather - ITV News

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Read Pooh Sticks Championships cancelled due to weather latest on ITV News. All the UK news
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Warrant Issued For Man In Fence Sex Case

Warrant Issued For Man In Fence Sex Case | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Eliodoro Estala, 32, is a wanted man after failing to appear for a Travis County court hearing in connection with his alleged tryst with a chain link partner.
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Suspect admits to doing meth and throwing rocks at cars believing ‘the purge’ was happening

Suspect admits to doing meth and throwing rocks at cars believing ‘the purge’ was happening | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man arrested  Saturday for throwing rocks from atop an abandoned building told police he had done methamphetamine and believed "the purge" was about to happen, according to court documents. Jeremy A.
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Shoplifter dubbed the ‘Poo Bomber’

Shoplifter dubbed the ‘Poo Bomber’ | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
MEET the shoplifter police have dubbed the Poo Bomber who creates a huge mess everywhere she goes.
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Police: Sex offender accused of masturbating in park blames groundhog

Police: Sex offender accused of masturbating in park blames groundhog | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Louisville Metro police were called to Lannan Memorial Park Thursday on a report of a man masturbating in the bushes.
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‘I don’t want any trouble’: How I was mistaken for Bigfoot

‘I don’t want any trouble’: How I was mistaken for Bigfoot | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A plumber from Minneapolis — who claims he has seen Bigfoot — was wearing a homemade suit of raccoon pelts in the woods of North Carolina when a grou
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Police Arrest Man Who Allegedly Taunted Them On Social Media

Police Arrest Man Who Allegedly Taunted Them On Social Media | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Authorities have jailed a Pennsylvania drug suspect who they say taunted them on social media, saying they wouldn't be able to find and jail him.
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Pa. dentist accused of drinking bottle of vodka before seeing patients

Pa. dentist accused of drinking bottle of vodka before seeing patients | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A western Pennsylvania dentist was scheduled to see a full slate of 14 patients. There was just one problem -- an alleged blood alcohol level of .418 percent -- more than five times the legal driving limit.
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Accused burglar doesn't flush toilet, leaves DNA for police

Accused burglar doesn't flush toilet, leaves DNA for police | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The suspect did not flush during the October break-in in the city of Thousand Oaks, Detective Tim Lohman of the Ventura County Sheriff's Office says.
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Man causes stir by smoking pot in Portland courtroom

Man causes stir by smoking pot in Portland courtroom | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The unidentified man strolled into a third-floor courtroom of the Multnomah County Courthouse last month and lit up.
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Man peed on family of 3 at Metallica concert, per court docs

Man peed on family of 3 at Metallica concert, per court docs | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The victim family -- a 10-year-old girl, her father and his wife -- told police they "felt warm liquid washing over their backs and legs."
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Ariz. man stranded in desert for days survived on beer, urine

Ariz. man stranded in desert for days survived on beer, urine | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Arizona man stranded in the sweltering desert for days said he survived on beer, crackers, a spoiled sandwich and drinking his urine.
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UK's youngest sex swap patient reveals why she's changing for the third time

UK's youngest sex swap patient reveals why she's changing for the third time | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

Ria Cooper was born a boy, became the UK's youngest sex-swap patient at 15 but transitioned back to being a man at the age of 18
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Naked man found 'covered in lubricant' in massage parlour after performing sex act in restaurant toilets

Naked man found 'covered in lubricant' in massage parlour after performing sex act in restaurant toilets | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

By the time police arrived the suspect had already left, but they managed to trace him to a massage parlour not too far away
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Taxi Driver Thought to Be Resting for 18 Hours Was Dead

Taxi Driver Thought to Be Resting for 18 Hours Was Dead | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A New York City taxi driver who appeared to be resting was actually dead in his parked vehicle for about 18 hours.
The New York Times says 59-year-old Mehari Bokrezion died of cardiovascula
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Couple transporting grill injured after SUV explodes when wife lights up cigarette

Couple transporting grill injured after SUV explodes when wife lights up cigarette | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
https://twitter.com/orlandosentinel/status/896848374196039680 ORLANDO -- A couple transporting a barbecue grill was injured Sunday after their SUV exploded, the Orlando Sentinel reported.
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Police: Man Causes $100,000 of Damage to Liquor Store Construction Site

Police: Man Causes $100,000 of Damage to Liquor Store Construction Site | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The rampage caused more than $100,000 in damage to the liquor store under construction at the Crestview Wal-mart and to construction equipme…
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Forged typo-filled letter only gets inmate into more trouble

Forged typo-filled letter only gets inmate into more trouble | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
While in jail, an inmate apparently tried to find a way to keep his outside job – in the form of an official-looking Polk County Sheriff’s Office letter.
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Man Wanted In Sexual Assault In Line At Walmart [SUSPECT SKETCH]

Man Wanted In Sexual Assault In Line At Walmart [SUSPECT SKETCH] | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The suspect is described as a Hispanic man between the ages of 17 and 25.
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Cops: Man kicks girl for picking up Chuck E. Cheese's tokens

Cops: Man kicks girl for picking up Chuck E. Cheese's tokens | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man has been accused of knocking a 6-year-old girl out of his way when she tried to help him pick up tokens he dropped at a Chuck E. Cheese's in Massachusetts. 
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Pair arrested for having sex at Wisconsin state fair

Pair arrested for having sex at Wisconsin state fair | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Wisconsin State fair-goers were given an x-rated show when a man and a woman were filmed having sex in public.
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Gurney holding deceased person falls from van into traffic

Gurney holding deceased person falls from van into traffic | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) - Police say a gurney that was occupied by a deceased person fell from the back of a coroner's van into Olympia traffic. The Olympian reports the van was heading back to the county coroner's office Monday after responding to a home death. Olympia Police Department Lt. Paul Lower says two gurneys fell out of the van at the intersection of Martin Way East and Phoenix Street Southeast. The gurney holding the deceased person was found in the intersection, while the second gurney rolled down the street and was found in a parking lot. Lower says officers rerouted traffic while the coroner's office was notified and returned to load the gurneys back into the van. Thurston County Coroner Gary Warnock says an investigation has started to determine the cause of the incident. He says there was no trauma to the body and the family was notified.  
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Suspected tortoise thief's mom says case is getting 'ridiculous'

Suspected tortoise thief's mom says case is getting 'ridiculous' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The case of the stolen tortoise is getting a little hairy.
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Indiana police officers caught sleeping in patrol car at cemetery

Indiana police officers caught sleeping in patrol car at cemetery | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
RICHMOND, Ind. -- An Indiana police chief said his department launched an internal investigation after photos turned up on social media showing two officers sleeping in their car at a local cemetery.
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Mum has awkward moment confronting daughter about 'sex toy' in dishwasher

Mum has awkward moment confronting daughter about 'sex toy' in dishwasher | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

WARNING: This is rude and some readers might find the material explicit
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Former Officer Says He Looked At Nude Photos For Research

Former Officer Says He Looked At Nude Photos For Research | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A New Mexico law enforcement officer admits he looked at pictures of naked women on the internet while on duty, but says he was doing so as part of his job.
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