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Logano and Hamlin clash at Bristol

Logano and Hamlin clash at Bristol | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Tempers flared Sunday at Bristol Motor Speedway in — and after — the NASCAR Sprint Cup Food City 500.



Former Joe Gibbs Racing teammates Joey Logano and Denny Hamlin, who engaged in ...
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Inflatable Gorilla Still Missing After Being Stolen From Dealership

Inflatable Gorilla Still Missing After Being Stolen From Dealership | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Kong, a large inflatable gorilla, was stolen from a Texas car dealership this weekend. His handlers, Corpus Christi Fiat, are concerned that if he is not returned home he may pose a danger by offering HUGE SAVINGS to those that may not qualify for such discounts.
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Man stopped at red light uses slingshot to take out traffic camera

Man stopped at red light uses slingshot to take out traffic camera | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A driver stopped at a traffic light in China was recorded leaning out the window of his van and using a slingshot to take out a traffic camera.
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Jameis Winston Tells Elementary School Girls To Be "Polite, Silent, Gentle"

Jameis Winston Tells Elementary School Girls To Be "Polite, Silent, Gentle" | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Jameis Winston went to Melrose Elementary in Tampa, Fla., on Wednesday, and what was supposed to be a breezy photo op turned into yet another instance of Winston being a dumb shithead in public.
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Man caught filming women in pizza shop bathroom jumps out of ceiling: police

Man caught filming women in pizza shop bathroom jumps out of ceiling: police | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man recording videos in the women's bathroom ceiling of a pizza shop was discovered when a woman saw his hand in the ceiling, police say.
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Ohio caregiver caught on video forcing lap dance on elderly man

Ohio caregiver caught on video forcing lap dance on elderly man | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Ohio care worker was arrested after a disturbing video was released showing her performing lewd acts in front of a 100-year-old man.
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Burglary suspect showered in Texas home he broke into, put on victim's Betty Boop pajamas | Crime | Dallas News

Burglary suspect showered in Texas home he broke into, put on victim's Betty Boop pajamas | Crime | Dallas News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A burglary suspect was arrested Sunday after Wichita Falls police caught him fresh out of the shower in a stranger's home wearing Betty Boo
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Man trying to burn out moles, sets neighbor’s house on fire

Man trying to burn out moles, sets neighbor’s house on fire | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
RIVERVIEW, MO (KTVI) – A grass fire quickly turned into a house fire in a Riverview neighborhood Monday afternoon. Around 1 pm Michael Mitchell and Darien Finley were driving down the street when they saw a man waving for help.
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Builder fires an inch-and-a-half nail into his CROTCH

Builder fires an inch-and-a-half nail into his CROTCH | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
WARNING - GRAPHIC CONTENT: Builder Sam Rees, 22, mistimed pulling the trigger on a hydraulic hand nail gun while working on a site near Swansea and was left with an excruciating injury.
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Man stands under loose sign for two days hoping it'll fall on him so he can sue

Man stands under loose sign for two days hoping it'll fall on him so he can sue | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Most people spent Valentine's Day with their loved ones, but Manuel Garcia had other plans. The Texan apparently spent two days standing under a loose sign at Walmart wit
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Woman sues for $1M, claims contacts she bought at flea market left her blind

Woman sues for $1M, claims contacts she bought at flea market left her blind | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A woman is suing for damages after claiming a pair of contact lenses she bought at a flea market stand caused her to go blind.
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Police: Coralville man impersonates FBI agent at Burger King

Police: Coralville man impersonates FBI agent at Burger King | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Iowa City Police say a Coralville man pretended to be an FBI agent while at an Iowa City Burger King. A police report states Michael Barnhart, 28, approached employees and asked about he vehicle in the parking lot.
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Teacher Suspended After Giving Students Cooking Instructions For Crystal Meth

Teacher Suspended After Giving Students Cooking Instructions For Crystal Meth | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Ontario mother is outraged after her 13-year-old son was handed instructions for making and injecting crystal meth as part of a drama class assignment.
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Lakeland police: Man tries to run woman off road, throws dog at her so he can talk to her

Lakeland police: Man tries to run woman off road, throws dog at her so he can talk to her | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Howard Van Sweringen, 41, is accused of pursuing 35-year-old Kristina Fuller, apparently ramming her vehicle several times and, at one point, throwing his dog at her. He was arrested Thursday at Lakeland High.
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Report: Goose Creek bus driver drank 3/4 of a gallon of bourbon before arrest

Report: Goose Creek bus driver drank 3/4 of a gallon of bourbon before arrest | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An incident report released Tuesday is providing more information about the arrest of a Goose Creek High School coach.Troopers with the South Carolina Highway Patrol arrested 50-year-old Brent Carter Sunday in Newberry County. They say when he was taken to
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He wore a bra to understand the brands he works with at Elevate

He wore a bra to understand the brands he works with at Elevate | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
What's it really like to work at Chicago startups and tech companies? Blue Sky's Inside Job talked to Peter Bender, Director of Account Management at Elevate.
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Green Bay teen says shooting was an accident

Green Bay teen says shooting was an accident | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Bryant Ellis says he and Andrew Tohulka were playing with Ellis's mother's gun, and Ellis didn't think the gun was loaded.
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Man claims his dog shot sleeping girlfriend

Man claims his dog shot sleeping girlfriend | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
This pup's really in the doghouse now.

A Florida man claims his pooch accidentally shot his sleeping girlfriend in the leg on Tuesday night, according to reports.

Brian Murphy, 25, told police the dog, Diesel, had woken him up, so he let him outside.

When they returned together to the pitch-black bedroom, Diesel “jumped up on the nightstand, where his gun was sitting, and it went off,” Murphy claimed, according to ActionNewsJax.

Murphy said he saw a flash and then heard a bang.

His girlfriend, Summer Miracle, awoke with a throbbing pain in her right leg. She’d been struck by a bullet but wasn’t sure how, Miracle told police.

Murphy put a towel around his girlfriend’s bleeding leg and called the cops just before 11:30 p.m. The woman was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
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Cops: Suspect Used Sex Toy During Attack

Cops: Suspect Used Sex Toy During Attack | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police report they "did not locate the dildo allegedly used by" Eric Pritsch, 42, during a violent confrontation in the trailer he shares with Carol Favuzza, 58.
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Texas man with murky mugshot charged with public intoxication

Texas man with murky mugshot charged with public intoxication | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It’s not Halloween, buddy.
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Nevada transportation officer with DUI history arrested on heroin charge

Nevada transportation officer with DUI history arrested on heroin charge | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A state law officer who had multiple DUI arrests and fled the scene of his crashed state vehicle last month is facing new charges of drunken driving and buying heroin for himself and his mother.
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Stanley Wilson II arrested while naked for a third time

Stanley Wilson II arrested while naked for a third time | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A sad situation keeps getting sadder. Former Lions defensive back Stanley Wilson II had been arrested while naked for the third time in less than a year, and the second time in little more than a month.
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Parkour mishap leaves tall, thin man stuck in downtown Denver chimney

Parkour mishap leaves tall, thin man stuck in downtown Denver chimney | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A 26-year-old man who was rescued after falling into a downtown Denver chimney on Thursday afternoon told police he had been practicing parkour, authorities say.
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Police officer sacked for sending his boss picture of porn star

Police officer sacked for sending his boss picture of porn star | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A police officer has been sacked after he sent his female boss a picture of a porn star he thought looked like her. PC Mark Scruby also showed th
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Woman marries house so she doesn't get evicted

Woman marries house so she doesn't get evicted | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
They say that love works in mysterious ways and for Deborah Hodges it really has. The 43-year-old 'married' her rented house this week in a desperate bid to kee
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Arkansas man accused of head-butting 70-year-old mother twice

Arkansas man accused of head-butting 70-year-old mother twice | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A north Arkansas man is accused of head-butting his 70-year-old mother twice, according to court filings.
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