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Drunk Lawyer Locks Herself Out of Apartment, Tries to Break-In Via Garbage Chute, Almost Loses Arm

Drunk Lawyer Locks Herself Out of Apartment, Tries to Break-In Via Garbage Chute, Almost Loses Arm | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
On Friday night, a wasted lawyer locked herself out of her Manhattan apartment. Pretty standard stuff, right? I mean, who hasn't done that at some point?

 

TOPIC:  How did you hurt yourself breaking into your home?  Tequilia moments.

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Porn industry suffers second HIV scare after Rod Daily, boyfriend of infected actress Cameron Bay, announces he is HIV-positive; industry not shut down

Porn industry suffers second HIV scare after Rod Daily, boyfriend of infected actress Cameron Bay, announces he is HIV-positive; industry not shut down | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The porn industry has been rocked by a second HIV scare in as many weeks after an actor announced he tested positive for the virus.
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TOPIC:  Has anyone had a relationship with someone that used to be in porn?  Former strippers; what are you doing now?  If you used to be a stripper do you reveal that to someone you are dating?

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Sir Elton John: I was a monster. I’m a better person now that I’ve got children

Sir Elton John: I was a monster. I’m a better person now that I’ve got children | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Sir Elton John revealed that fatherhood has helped him to consign his tantrums to the past, as he was honoured with the first Brits Icon award.
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TOPIC:  Who is the biggest celebrity jerk you have ever met?

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Man gets booked into Oklahoma jail with loaded Derringer pistol hidden in his rectum

Man gets booked into Oklahoma jail with loaded Derringer pistol hidden in his rectum | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Mark Gregory Valadez, 33, was booked into the Oklahoma County Jail on Sunday morning with a loaded Derringer pistol concealed inside his person.
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TOPIC:  I once got a ___________ stuck in my _______________.

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Study: More Than 25% Of Journalism Grads Wish They’d Chosen Another Career - CBS DC

Study: More Than 25% Of Journalism Grads Wish They’d Chosen Another Career - CBS DC | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A new study has found 28 percent of journalism graduates wish they had chosen another field.
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TOPIC:  What did you want to be growing up, what did you study to do, and what are you doing now?

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'Duck Dynasty' Star Offers Marriage Advice

'Duck Dynasty' Star Offers Marriage Advice | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
MARS, Pa. -- A camouflage-clad bride and groom got a little advice from a bewhiskered witness on their wedding day: "Duck Dynasty" star Willie Robertson.
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TOPIC:  Ask listeners that have been married for at least fifteen years "What is the single piece of advice you can offer to make a marriage last?"

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Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong

Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Doctors from Canberra, Australia, have published a case in which an elderly man 'lost' a piece of cutlery inside his body.
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TOPIC:  What did you have to have surgically removed?  I got my ______________ stuck in a ______________________.

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Conference gall: AOL's Armstrong throws tantrum, fires worker during call

Conference gall: AOL's Armstrong throws tantrum, fires worker during call | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Aol Ceo Tim Armstrong is vying for a new title — America’s worst boss. Armstrong apparently freaked out and fired an employee who tried to take a photo of him yesterday during a morning...
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TOPIC:  Bad boss stories.  Strangest rule you ever had in the work place.  What was the the most bizzare request your boss made of you?

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Threesomes, sex with your friends and their colleagues: What men REALLY think about in bed...

Threesomes, sex with your friends and their colleagues: What men REALLY think about in bed... | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Regionally, Welsh men are the most faithful, with 70 per cent having never cheated on a partner. Those in the West Midlands are the most promiscuous.
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TOPIC:  Ladies, who do you think about when in bed with your man?  Anyone invite a third party into their bedroom?  How did that affect your realtionship?

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From Skype Sex to Surprise Visits: How to Keep Your Long Distance Relationship Hot

From Skype Sex to Surprise Visits: How to Keep Your Long Distance Relationship Hot | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We’re not even gonna try to candy-coat it, because if you’ve been there, and you know: LDRs suck. That said, there are definitely ways to make them more manageable, even, dare we say, fun!
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TOPIC:  Anyone REALLY do "Skype Sex?"  Anyone really make a long distance relationship turn into marriage?  Who is married but living in separate houses?  How long did you continue your "long distance relationship" before you found out the other person was married?

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5 Ways to End a Bad Date

5 Ways to End a Bad Date | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
“Something bad happened?!?!” We try to go into every date hoping for the best, but let’s be frank: Sometimes a date is the worst. If you’ve ever been in one of those situations where you know instantly that he’s...
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TOPIC:  How did YOU end a bad date.  Is it okay to get up and just leave?  When is "lying" to get of a social situation okay?

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OUCH! Russell Brand Jokes About Sex With Katy Perry

OUCH! Russell Brand Jokes About Sex With Katy Perry | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Ouch! Russell Brand reportedly didn't play nicely when discussing ex-wife Katy Perry at a recent stand-up routine.
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TOPIC:  What did you do when you ran into your ex?  When you break up do you defriend friends you made with your ex on Facebook?

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Rex Ryan poses with NY Jets fan who was wearing shirt that says ‘this team makes me drink’ 

Rex Ryan poses with NY Jets fan who was wearing shirt that says ‘this team makes me drink’  | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Rex Ryan may not be the bold and boisterous coach he once was, but at least he still has a sense of humor.
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TOPIC:  What dumb t shirt do you proudly own?

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Never Married And Middle Aged: Dating Dealbreaker?

Never Married And Middle Aged: Dating Dealbreaker? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Would you be wary of dating someone who had never been married by time they hit middle age?
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TOPIC:  Woman never engaged by 3o....is she "damaged goods?"  What are some other "dating dealbreakers" you can add to the list?  Good to hear from both sexes.

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Robin Thicke’s cheeky fan Lana Scolaro says singer cheated on wife Paula Patton at VMAs after-party: ‘He started making out with me’  

Robin Thicke’s cheeky fan Lana Scolaro says singer cheated on wife Paula Patton at VMAs after-party: ‘He started making out with me’   | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The plot continues to thicken. In a scandalous new interview, Robin Thicke's cheeky fan Lana Scolaro revealed to Life & Style Magazine that the 36-year-old “Blurred Lines” singer really crossed the line.
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TOPIC:  What defines "cheating?"  If your significant other "friends" a member on facebook that is of the opposite sex that you don't know...is that cheating?  Should couples have "joint" facebook accounts?  Should you have your significant others passwords?

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Police: Pal used sword in assault

Police: Pal used  sword in assault | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police say a Springfield man found his friend and girlfriend having sex at his apartment, then attacked the friend with a samurai sword.
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TOPIC:  What did you do when you caught your man/woman in bed with someone else?

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WSVN-TV - Family allegedly kicked out of Universal Studios over police T-shirt

WSVN-TV - Family allegedly kicked out of Universal Studios over police T-shirt | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Family allegedly kicked out of Universal Studios over police T-shirt
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TOPIC:  What t-shirt with a silly saying do you refuse to let your man wear in public?

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What The Feminine Side Of Masculinity Really Looks Like

What The Feminine Side Of Masculinity Really Looks Like | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Are you sick of art history's obsession with the gentle beauty of a female muse? Enough of these beautiful women with coy glances, flowing locks and milky soft skin -- we're ready for the men.
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TOPIC:  Ladies...what feminine traits does your man possess?  Do you find them endearing or a reason for concern?

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Rally organized by Christine Quinn's campaign turns violent when an anti-Quinn protester slaps a state senator and a young campaign volunteer  

Rally organized by Christine Quinn's campaign turns violent when an anti-Quinn protester slaps a state senator and a young campaign volunteer     | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Manhattan rally organized by Christine Quinn's mayoral campaign turned violent when an anti-Quinn protester slapped a state senator and a young campaign volunteer.
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TOPIC:  Senior Citizen "Rocky moments."  Strangest thing you saw a senior citizen do in public.

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SC man charged with smearing buttered toast on SUV

SC man charged with smearing buttered toast on SUV | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man from Union has been arrested after a neighbor accused him of smearing buttered toast on her SUV.
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TOPIC:  I live next to the worst neighbor because they __________.  Longest you have not talked to your neighbor.  Why doesn't a neighbor toalk to YOU?

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Wisconsin Official Fired After Saying Undocumented Immigrants Remind Him Of "Satan"

Wisconsin Official Fired After Saying Undocumented Immigrants Remind Him Of "Satan" | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
"You may see Jesus when you look at them. I see Satan."
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TOPIC:  What did you say that got you fired from a job?

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One Man's Insane List Of Dating Requirements

One Man's Insane List Of Dating Requirements | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
One man is on a mission to find his wife -- and he'll pay you in cash or Botox to introduce her to him. Sounds like a sweet deal, right?
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TOPIC:  What are your "requirements" to date someone.  Other than smoking what is a dating "dealbreaker?"

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Death By Black Market Buttocks: The Depressing New Epidemic

Death By Black Market Buttocks: The Depressing New Epidemic | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Women are resorting to outrageous lengths in pursuit of Kardashian-level kurves, and the consequences are proving fatal.
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TOPIC:  Besides ripping out a tooth...who has performed something that should have been done by a professional at home?

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LOOK: People With Actual Tails

LOOK: People With Actual Tails | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The human tail is front and center this week, thanks to Ke$ha and a 12-year-old boy worshipped as a living God in India.
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TOPIC:  Who was born with an extra body part?

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Jennifer Aniston: Fiancé Justin Theroux broke my toe!

Jennifer Aniston: Fiancé Justin Theroux broke my toe! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Whoops! Jennifer Aniston needs to watch where she puts her feet around fiancé Justin Theroux. The "We're the Millers" star, 44, showed up to a press junket for her new flick with a broken toe, thanks to her soon-to-be-husband.
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TOPIC:  How have you accidentaly injured your better half?

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Progress! An app that sends a breakup text for you

Progress! An app that sends a breakup text for you | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
BreakUp Text is an app that does the dirty work for you. Because, well, why bother telling your lover sayonara yourself? Who needs the grief? Read this article by Chris Matyszczyk on CNET News.
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TOPIC:  Breaking up by text is that acceptable?  Anyone get dumped on Valentines Day?   Sidebar topic:  People that break up and get back together again----is that just an excuse to grab sex with someone else?

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