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70-Year-Old Virgin Seeking Suitor

70-Year-Old Virgin Seeking Suitor | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Steve Carell's character in Judd Apatow's "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" can breathe a sigh of relief; he's no longer the oldest virgin capturing pop culture's attention.

 

TOPIC:  Where did u lose ur viginity?  Oldest virgin listening.  Longest dry spell?  Who is in a sexless relationship?

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Tainted buffet at Jacksonville strip club blamed after severe diarrhea incident on stage

Tainted buffet at Jacksonville strip club blamed after severe diarrhea incident on stage | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A popular strip club in Jacksonville, Florida has been closed until further notice after several dancers contracted diarrhea last Friday night. The cause of the incident, which remains under investigation, has been initially linked to a contaminated buffet at the venue. While the investigation continues, the venue has not been named. According to reports by …
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Hot air balloon crashes in Alberta just after man proposes marriage

Hot air balloon crashes in Alberta just after man proposes marriage | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man’s wedding proposal on a hot air balloon didn’t go exactly as planned but his girlfriend still said yes -- and both are excited to have an “awesome” story to tell.
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Mom locked kids in trunk while she shopped at Wal-Mart, police say

Mom locked kids in trunk while she shopped at Wal-Mart, police say | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police say witnesses heard the children making noises and saw the car shaking before calling 911
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Suspect in gas station robbery threatened attendant with caulking gun: police

Suspect in gas station robbery threatened attendant with caulking gun: police | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police have arrested a suspect in a trio of gas station robberies, including one in which the perpetrator threatened the attendant with a caulking gun.
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Jelly Belly sued by woman claiming she didn't know jelly beans contain sugar

Jelly Belly sued by woman claiming she didn't know jelly beans contain sugar | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The company calls the case complete nonsense.
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Man dresses like a lady to avoid authorities, police say

Man dresses like a lady to avoid authorities, police say | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
After escaping Marion County Sheriff Office authorities, Woodrow Dyer decided to dress up like a woman to avoid further detection. He was caught the next day.
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Man who wanted to show his penis to jury to help him beat a murder rap found not guilty

Man who wanted to show his penis to jury to help him beat a murder rap found not guilty | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The Margate man who was accused of killing his girlfriend and asked to show his penis as part of his defense was found not guilty Monday, according to news reports.
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Shots fired outside Chuck E. Cheese by father celebrating son's birthday

Shots fired outside Chuck E. Cheese by father celebrating son's birthday | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Witnesses reported Jovan Chamberlain, 25, got into an argument with another man who was a guest at his son’s birthday party when he fired several shots into the air as he sped away from the scene.
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Man hospitalized after being shot in head with arrow in Arkansas, sheriff's office says

Man hospitalized after being shot in head with arrow in Arkansas, sheriff's office says | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Arkansas man was hospitalized after being shot in the head with an arrow early Monday, authorities said.
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NEW: Florida man with 20 tattoos wearing hot pink bra arrested 

NEW: Florida man with 20 tattoos wearing hot pink bra arrested  | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Florida man who was reported for erratic driving was found by deputies a short time later in
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Police officer charged with stealing package of hamburger he stuffed down his pants

Police officer charged with stealing package of hamburger he stuffed down his pants | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A St. John Police sergeant has resigned after allegedly stuffing a $30 package of hamburger down his pants and walking out of a store without paying for it on April
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Couple Nabbed For X-Rated Public Romp

Couple Nabbed For X-Rated Public Romp | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Proving again that romance is not dead, Merri-Anne Bromley and David Wheeler allegedly trysted early Wednesday night on the front steps of a dental office.
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Bessie, stay home: No Cow Pie Bingo at this weekend's Sheep Shearing Festival

Bessie, stay home: No Cow Pie Bingo at this weekend's Sheep Shearing Festival | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It’s that time of year again in North Andover – The snow is gone, the flowers are blooming, and the sheep are on their way.But at North Andover’s 45th annual Sheep Shearing Festival – to be held this Sunday, May 21, from 10 to 4 p.m. at the Old Town Common – there will be one missing celebrity: the cow.Cow Pie Bingo, organized by North Andover Police Lt. Eric Foulds – has been a favorite feature of the event for years. There’s a grid drawn on the
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Fishermen caught with 3 times the legal limit of bass after 'mooning' land owner, tipping porta potty

Fishermen caught with 3 times the legal limit of bass after 'mooning' land owner, tipping porta potty | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
When confronted, the two men “mooned” the landowner and tipped over a portable toilet.
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A dead cow; something you can't do in Shippensburg; a gorilla impression?: Offbeat Police Blotter

A dead cow; something you can't do in Shippensburg; a gorilla impression?: Offbeat Police Blotter | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Here's a look at some of the recent unusual, weird, infuriating, and odd police incidents from around the area.
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Naked man holding bucket steals $25,000 swan statue in Lakeland

Naked man holding bucket steals $25,000 swan statue in Lakeland | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A naked man carrying a 5-gallon bucket stole a $25,000 swan statue from the front of a Lakeland business last Thursday.
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NEW: Florida woman arrested after covering ex-boyfriend in pork fried rice 

NEW: Florida woman arrested after covering ex-boyfriend in pork fried rice  | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
There’s a big difference between being “hangry” and being a really angr
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Nuclear Warning Flashes on Some TVs in New Jersey

Nuclear Warning Flashes on Some TVs in New Jersey | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A false alarm that went out to some people’s television sets Tuesday might have scared some in New Jersey.
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Man in clown makeup with bladed gloves accused of killing man near Torchy’s Tacos

Man in clown makeup with bladed gloves accused of killing man near Torchy’s Tacos | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man wearing clown makeup is accused of slashing another man to death near Torchy’s Tacos using a glove that had blades attached to the end of each finger.
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Florida woman arrested for 'making out' with 14-year-old boy

Florida woman arrested for 'making out' with 14-year-old boy | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Middleburg woman was arrested Monday, accused of "making out" with a 14-year-old boy in front of a gas station.
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3 people had sex on a bar deck with a view of the Jourdan River, sheriff says

3 people had sex on a bar deck with a view of the Jourdan River, sheriff says | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man and two women were arrested after the owner of Triple D’s Landing in Kiln and deputies said they saw them having sex on the deck of a restaurant and bar.
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Florida man crashes car into sheriff's 'Don't Drink and Drive' unit

Florida man crashes car into sheriff's 'Don't Drink and Drive' unit | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Citrus County man driving drunk crashed his car into the sheriff's brand new drunk-driving awareness vehicle.
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CO man accused of removing a transgender woman's testicles

CO man accused of removing a transgender woman's testicles | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police say a man faces felony assault charges after he used an Army surgical kit to remove the testicles of a transgender woman.
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Charges: Man Lured Agent Posing As Teen To Start Incestuous Family

Charges: Man Lured Agent Posing As Teen To Start Incestuous Family | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A St. Paul man is accused of collecting child porn and attempting to lure who he thought was a teenage girl into starting an incestuous "nudist family."
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Man dead after shooting himself with makeshift gun in NYC park

Man dead after shooting himself with makeshift gun in NYC park | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man shot himself with a makeshift gun in a Lower East Side park Thursday night, police sources said.
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