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Detroit Tigers slugger Delmon Young busted after Midtown hotel brawl

Detroit Tigers slugger Delmon Young busted after Midtown hotel brawl | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Natan Dvir/New York PostDelmon Young is escorted from the Midtown North Precinct today.

 

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This musician strummed a guitar during his own brain surgery

This musician strummed a guitar during his own brain surgery | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Guitar players can strum almost anywhere, from a beach to a park bench to an operating room -- while undergoing brain surgery.
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Houston man must pay child support for kid that's not his

Houston man must pay child support for kid that's not his | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Gabriel Cornejo, 45, took a DNA test proving a child his ex-girlfriend had 16 years ago was not his. In 2003, a child support court in Houston ruled that Cornejo owed his ex-girlfriend child support because, she claims, there was no way he wasn't the father.  Rule denying car registration to parents who don't pay child support generates $1.17 million  At the crux of why Cornejo must pay up is Texas' family code, chapter 161, which states, even if you're not the biological father, you still owe child support that accrued before the DNA test proves you're not the father, Cornejo's lawyer Cheryl Coleman told Chron.com. In further support of why Cornejo is on the line for the  child support is a claim from the ex-girlfriend that the child support started coming out from Cornejo's paycheck without his objection.
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Grandfather, 33, furious as he and family thrown off plane

Grandfather, 33, furious as he and family thrown off plane | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Davi Stretton-Mellor, 33, was with his wife, children and grandchildren on a flight to Gran Canaria when a row broke out with passengers they claimed were banging on seats.
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Exposed wood bears likeness to Mother Theresa

Exposed wood bears likeness to Mother Theresa | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The image, which was found opposite All Hallows Church in Allerton, near Liverpool, appears to show a hooded woman with her head bowed.
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Wife put chillis up woman's vagina after catching husband and her having sex

Wife put chillis up woman's vagina after catching husband and her having sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A pregnant wife who caught her husband cheating punished his mistress by putting chili peppers up her vagina.  Ly Chanel, 23, became suspicious when her husband of seven months
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Airport security staff reveal brazen details about their jobs 

Airport security staff reveal brazen details about their jobs  | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Staff claiming to be employed by America's Transportation Security Administration (TSA) have been sharing anecdotes about their role on secret-sharing forum Whisper.
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Wild monkeys roaming Florida and breeding like, well, monkeys

Wild monkeys roaming Florida and breeding like, well, monkeys | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The rhesus macaque monkeys were brought to Florida in the 1930s as a tourist draw and quickly spread through wooded corridors. Today, they roam populated neighborhoods and could be aggressive toward humans.
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'Million Dollar Ho' busted in Fort Pierce

'Million Dollar Ho' busted in Fort Pierce | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A woman who introduced herself as the "Million Dollar Ho" to an undercover police officer was arrested this week in Fort Pierce.
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Rodents Fall From Ceiling of Dallas Chipotle: Customers

Some diners at a Dallas Chipotle restaurant said their lunch was ruined by rodents falling from the ceiling.
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College Student Suspended for Grading Ex-Girlfriend's Apology Letter and Sharing It on Twitter

College Student Suspended for Grading Ex-Girlfriend's Apology Letter and Sharing It on Twitter | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A student at the University of Central Florida was suspended for grading an apology letter he received from his ex-girlfriend and sharing it on Twitter.
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Former NYPD sergeant guilty of tossing semen on female co-worker

Former NYPD sergeant guilty of tossing semen on female co-worker | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A sick former NYPD sergeant was convicted Tuesday of throwing semen on a female co-worker at police headquarters.
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Pa. man threatens divorce if wife stops working as prostitute: cops

Pa. man threatens divorce if wife stops working as prostitute: cops | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
This was a home-run family business of a far different kind, and it has led to criminal charges against a husband and wife in western Pennsylvania.
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Baby sitter accused of breaking arm of boy, 3, who wet pants

Baby sitter accused of breaking arm of boy, 3, who wet pants | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) - A baby sitter in Florida is accused of breaking a 3-year-old's arm and beating him with a spatula because he wet his pants.
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NEW: Florida deputy fired after taking naked pictures on duty, report says

NEW: Florida deputy fired after taking naked pictures on duty, report says | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Indian River County Sheriff’s deputy who was fired on Wednesday reportedly took photos o
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Minnesota motorcyclist hit with sex charge for topless decal of his ex

Minnesota motorcyclist hit with sex charge for topless decal of his ex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A southern Minnesota man faces felony charges after he allegedly put a decal of a topless woman on his motorcycle without her consent. Timothy James Brandt, 39, of Minnesota Lake was charged this w…
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Man says he stabbed dog for siding with girlfriend in arguments

Man says he stabbed dog for siding with girlfriend in arguments | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
LEE COUNTY, Fla. -- A boyfriend allegedly claimed his girlfriend's dog would always take her side in an argument. Minutes later, he stabbed the dog, according to a Lee County arrest report.
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Police: Naked gunman fired 200 rounds in Bainbridge shooting

Police: Naked gunman fired 200 rounds in Bainbridge shooting | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A naked gunman fired up to 200 rounds from a sailboat in Bainbridge Island's Eagle Harbor before he was shot dead by police earlier this month, according to a newly released report.. A naked gunman fired up to 200 rounds from a sailboat in Bainbridge Island's Eagle Harbor before he was shot dead by police earlier this month, according to a newly released report. The report, released Thursday by the Washington State Patrol Criminal Investigative Division and the Kitsap County Incident Response Team, said the man first opened fire at shoreline residences and then at responding officers.The man, identified as Robert D. Yeiser, 34, was then shot in the chest and abdomen by officers who approached on a boat. Multiple law enforcement agencies responded to the incident, including members of the Kitsap County Regional SWAT team, according to the newly released report.
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Teens filmed, mocked drowning man, Cocoa police say

Teens filmed, mocked drowning man, Cocoa police say | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Teens filmed, mocked drowning man, Cocoa police say
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Oops! 2 Florida men throw eggs at biker, turns out to be cop

Oops! 2 Florida men throw eggs at biker, turns out to be cop | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Two Florida men were up to no good when police say they were throwing eggs at people, but they hi
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Angry Florida man shoots out tires of AT&T trucks parked outside his h | Where Orlando Turns First For Breaking News, Weather, and Traffic

Angry Florida man shoots out tires of AT&T trucks parked outside his h  | Where Orlando Turns First For Breaking News, Weather, and Traffic | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Where Orlando Turns First For Breaking News, Weather, and Traffic
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Creep wanted for rubbing groin against woman on 3 train

Creep wanted for rubbing groin against woman on 3 train | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Cops are looking for a man who sexually assaulted a 28-year-old woman on a crowded downtown 3 train and was then photographed by the victim.
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This passenger from hell was only getting started

This passenger from hell was only getting started | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We’ve reached a new low in air travel.
A San Francisco woman endured a horrifyingly gross JetBlue flight when the passenger behind her decided to kick of
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OJ Simpson caught masturbating in cell could impact parole

OJ Simpson caught masturbating in cell could impact parole | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
OJ Simpson was caught pleasuring himself by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada.
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Taiwan woman divorces husband who ignored her messages - BBC News

Taiwan woman divorces husband who ignored her messages - BBC News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A woman in Taiwan is granted a divorce after her husband read her messages - but never replied.
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Manitowoc police subdue naked man, accidentally light him on fire

Manitowoc police subdue naked man, accidentally light him on fire | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Man was arrested after being found naked in the 1100 block of South 25th Street Friday evening.
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