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Guy takes wife's last name. Stud or big pu$$y?

Guy takes wife's last name.  Stud or big pu$$y? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

I’ve always prized the uniqueness of my first name. Pronunciation is lost but the singularity is worth the explanations and corrections during introductions.

 

TOPIC:   Who traded up/traded down in the last name department when they got married.  Is this guy a huge wimp for taking his wife's last name?

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Beijing detains 18 members from a banned religious cult

Beijing detains 18 members from a banned religious cult | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Beijing has detained 18 members of a banned religious cult that believes that Jesus has reincarnated as a Chinese woman. Eight have so far denounced their cult beliefs.
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Naked Man Filmed Running Through Streets After Chopping Off Own Penis

Naked Man Filmed Running Through Streets After Chopping Off Own Penis | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police apparently apprehended a Chicago man on Monday evening after he was filmed running through the streets naked, yelling at bystanders and bleeding from his genital area, the Daily Mail first reported. The website LiveLeak was the first to publish the blurred video from the incident, in which they claimed a man chopped off his own penis. The video was apparently taken by a civilian witness.
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Kayakers recover prosthetic leg while on Dan River

Kayakers recover prosthetic leg while on Dan River | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
WENTWORTH, N.C. -- Rockingham County sheriff's deputies are trying to find the owner of a below-the-knee prosthetic leg, according to a news release. The prosthetic leg was found by kayakers on the Dan River on July 12. The kayakers turned the leg over to the sheriff's office.
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Planned 'Ghostbusters' screening at Restlawn cemetery stirs controversy in Wausau

A showing of 'Ghostbusters' at Restlawn Memorial Park set for Aug. 11 is a topic of debate among community members.
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Woman accused of drunken, topless road-rage assault

Woman accused of drunken, topless road-rage assault | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A woman in Massachusetts is facing several felony charges after allegedly waving a dagger at another driver while topless in an apparent drunke
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'Butt Crack Bandit' swipes package from doorstep

'Butt Crack Bandit' swipes package from doorstep | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police are hoping to use surveillance footage of the theft to crack this case
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A food called "man dip" exists, and it's made in Michigan

A food called "man dip" exists, and it's made in Michigan | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Frankz in Frankfort is the place to find it.
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Car with ax in roof, no doors or windshield leads to driving while on drugs arrest

Car with ax in roof, no doors or windshield leads to driving while on drugs arrest | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A car stopped in the Town of Wethersfield with no windshield, doors or a license plate and with an ax in the roof led to the arrest of the driver on charges of …
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Man sentenced to 120 days in prison after fish cut in half

Man sentenced to 120 days in prison after fish cut in half | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Connecticut man has been sentenced to 120 days in prison after police say he cut a pet fish in half during a domestic dispute.
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Man tells dispatchers he’s killing himself, they need to “hurry up” because he’s an organ donor

Man tells dispatchers he’s killing himself, they need to “hurry up” because he’s an organ donor | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
SKOWHEGAN, Maine — A Maine man told a 911 dispatcher he was killing himself and first responders needed "to hurry up" because he was an organ donor.
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Uber passenger films 'prostitute performing oral sex on driver'

Uber passenger films 'prostitute performing oral sex on driver' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Uber customer filmed his driver allegedly receiving oral sex from a woman while on a ride in Chicago on July 17. The passenger claims Uber offered him $10 in credit while investigating.
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Michael Phelps didn’t actually race a real shark on TV, and viewers aren’t happy

Michael Phelps didn’t actually race a real shark on TV, and viewers aren’t happy | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Discovery Channel's much-hyped ‘Phelps vs. Shark: Great Gold vs. Great White’ special was missing one key ingredient.
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Shopper who brings pet SHEEP banned from Lidl after 'hitting staff'

Shopper who brings pet SHEEP banned from Lidl after 'hitting staff' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Andrew Dunleavy, 32, from Portrush, Northern Ireland, became embroiled in a row with Lidl staff after bringing pet ewe, Chops, into his local store. Police have told him not to return to any Lidl.
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Jaxon Social tried to cover up health inspector's sign requiring shutdown

Jaxon Social tried to cover up health inspector's sign requiring shutdown | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Jaxon Social tried to cover up a health inspector’s sign temporarily shutting the restaurant down, the Department of Business and Professional Regulation confirms.
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Creepy clown with a machete arrested in Waterboro

Creepy clown with a machete arrested in Waterboro | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
HOLLIS, Maine (NEWS CENTER) -- It's the end of July and we already have the first creepy clown sighting of the year in Maine, and state police say this one was holding a machete.
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Teacher who cartwheeled without underwear given probation

Teacher who cartwheeled without underwear given probation | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
(AP) — A former substitute teacher in Oklahoma who exposed herself to students when she did a cartwheel while wearing a long skirt but no underwear has pleaded guilty to a reduced charge. Defense attorney Nathan Milner told KTUL TV that Sponsler believes the incident was "blown out of proportion" and is glad the case is over.
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Naked bank robbery suspect arrested in Fort Lauderdale

Naked bank robbery suspect arrested in Fort Lauderdale | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Fort Lauderdale police arrest naked bank robbery suspect; he allegedly ditched his clothes when the red dye packet exploded.  
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Police: Suspect eats own feces, spits it at officers in patrol car

Police: Suspect eats own feces, spits it at officers in patrol car | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police in California say man who was arrested defecated, ate his feces and then spat it at officers while being driven to jail in a patrol car
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Officer shoots self in leg during firearms training

Officer shoots self in leg during firearms training | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An officer's gun accidentally discharged while training with the Passaic County Sheriff's Office on Tuesday.
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Florissant city janitor accused of taking illicit photos of female employees, stealing underwear

Florissant city janitor accused of taking illicit photos of female employees, stealing underwear | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A City of Florissant employee is accused of photographing up the skirts of female city employees and breaking into homes to steal underwear.
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Panhandler holding unusual sign shot in northwest Houston

Panhandler holding unusual sign shot in northwest Houston | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Houston police hope surveillance video from a nearby gas station will help investigators track down the person who shot a panhandler overnight.
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Cleveland man shot over $10 lawn mowing debt

Cleveland man shot over $10 lawn mowing debt | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Cleveland man was shot in the hip at his East Side home Saturday night during a dispute over $10 in yard work, police say.
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Nearing 400, homicides in Chicago continue to outpace last year

Nearing 400, homicides in Chicago continue to outpace last year | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
At least six people were killed and 35 others injured in weekend shootings, including an attack on the Dan Ryan Expressway.
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Felon named 'Fellony' charged with new felonies

Felon named 'Fellony' charged with new felonies | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
What’s in a name? In the case of one Oregon man, a lot.
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