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How to Dirty Talk - What to Say in Bed

How to Dirty Talk - What to Say in Bed | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
According to experts, the sexy phrases you whisper, moan, or scream trigger a neurochemical reaction that gets him hotter for you than ever.

 

TOPIC:  Stranbgest thing you ever blurted out in the bedroom?  Did he ever say something that turned out to be a relationship killer?

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What Guys Really Think: About One Night Stands and Sex On a First Date

What Guys Really Think: About One Night Stands and Sex On a First Date | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Recently, a reader asked me some questions about what guys really think about sex, and I felt compelled to ask around for some answers for her.

 

TOPIC:  Anyone marry what they thought was gonna be a one night stand?  Who has had the most?  Oldest lady to admit to a one night stand?  Anyone planning on having one this weekend?

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30 Sex Tips Every Woman Should Consider by the Time She's 30

30 Sex Tips Every Woman Should Consider by the Time She's 30 | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Ever wonder how your sexual experiences stack up against the average woman's? We made a list of 30 sex moves, acts, and games you should try (or at least consider) by the time you're 30. Looking for something a little less racy?

 

TOPIC:  I always love these lists and females REALLY get off on this kind of stuff.  Anyone do all 30?  Anyone have something to add to the list?  Who really has time for all this stuff?

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How to Stop Your Neighbors From Having Annoyingly Loud Sex

How to Stop Your Neighbors From Having Annoyingly Loud Sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It might be a little passive aggressive but here's a hilarious way to stop your neighbors from having cat-howling, bunny-bumping, orgasmic tongue screaming sex:...

 

TOPIC:  This one is pretty self explanatory.  Twist the topic and have people call in who have been asked to "keep it quiet."  I imagine that would be awkward.

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Set your alarm clocks, fellas! Women's sexual appetite peaks at 11pm on Saturday night, says study

Set your alarm clocks, fellas! Women's sexual appetite peaks at 11pm on Saturday night, says study | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The finding is just of the statistics to emerge from a nationwide study investigating the truth behind female libido, commissioned by Women's Health magazine.

 

TOPIC:  Do you make an appointment for sex?  DStrangest place ya "did it" just because she was in the mood?

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Reader's Dilemma: I Hooked Up With My Friend and Then Freaked Out, But Now I Want To Try Again!: Smitten

Reader's Dilemma: I Hooked Up With My Friend and Then Freaked Out, But Now I Want To Try Again!: Smitten | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  You hooked up with a friend and have no intentions of making it friends with benefits..now what?  Friends with benefits---how do you initiate that talk?  Are there a list of rules to follow?  Anyone hook up with a friend and have a relationship INSTANTLY happen?

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The Totally Embarrassing Thing that Happens When I Kiss. Please Pass the Tissues. : Smitten

The Totally Embarrassing Thing that Happens When I Kiss. Please Pass the Tissues. : Smitten | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
I honestly thought I was the only one who occasionally suffers from acute embarrassment when I kiss, but as I recently found out, I am not alone. Four out of five Smitten bloggers can relate to my misfortune.

 

TOPIC:  This is from Glamour...a magazine I find quite moronic but it gives ya a good springboard for a topic:  "bedroom blunders"  what went wrong when you were trying to get a little romantic?

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Excessive car sex is arousing the ire of some NYC residents

Excessive car sex is arousing the ire of some NYC residents | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Sex in the city is thriving on one midtown Manhattan block, where clubgoers are getting down and dirty in the back seats of their cars. They don't call it the Naked City for nothing, we guess.

 

TOPIC:  Who lost their virginity in a car?  What song was plkaying on the radio?  Who has kids in college but still had sex in a car within the last week?

What happened when ya got busterd having sex in the car (best if it was her dad)?

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13 of the Grossest, Weirdest Pickup Lines We Have Ever Heard, Ever.: Smitten

13 of the Grossest, Weirdest Pickup Lines We Have Ever Heard, Ever.: Smitten | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The very concept of catcalls and pickup lines are weird enough: Does this guy really think that he can get us to go home with him with the power of one phrase? Apparently, some do. And here are some real...

 

TOPIC:  Funny article to talk about.  Have women call in with their bad lines to ad to the list.  Have the single studs call in and see if they can work their "game" on the female volice of the show.

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Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist

Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

I'd like to ask you a few questions, UPROXX readers. 1. Did you recently attend a Megadeth/Motorhead show in Chicago? 

 

TOPIC:  Wildest place ya got lucky?  The shortest amount of time in meeting someone and then doing the "mommy and daddy dance?"

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5 Things You Didn't Know About Women

5 Things You Didn't Know About Women | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
You've studied them carefully, but there are still a few things you don't know about the fairer sex.

 

TOPIC:  #4 Says that if you are gonna cheat make sure its a meaningless one night stand as opposed to emotionally bonding with someone.  Really?  Have the women explain that to ya.  I don't get it.  I used to date a chick that got pissed because I posted an Xmas card of one of my female friends and her family on my refrigerator.

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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
During a vice operation late Friday evening, a Florida detective was trolling for hookers when he pulled up to a 47-year-old suspect and “asked if she wanted a ride.” The woman accepted the offer, go...

 

TOPIC:  Let's talk about frood and sex here.  I think that if a guy invites you to HIS place for a dinner that he has made for youthen you are expected to "give it up."  Caveat is that he has to make it NOT order take out and put it on a plate.  Thoughts?  Does it send the same message if you invite him to your place for a meal?

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Why women lose interest in sex

Why women lose interest in sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Study: The longer a woman is in a relationship, the more her sexual desire decreases. Men reported no such decrease.

 

TOPIC:  Longest "dry spell."  Why did YOU lose interest in sex?

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Jane Fonda's rampant sex life ... at 74

Jane Fonda's rampant sex life ... at 74 | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
LIFE between the sheets is more 'fulfilling' than ever for veteran actress...

 

TOPIC:  Oldest people you walked in on having sex.  When was the last time you saw one of your parents nude?

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How To Send Sexy Texts....Has ANYONE Sent Something Like This?

How To Send Sexy Texts....Has ANYONE Sent Something Like This? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Experts say the hottest texts are like foreplay. They're flirty and playful, and hint at what's to come. Try one of these. They should get things going.

 

TOPIC:  These texts are stupid.  Why not have someone on your show test these to their better half and see what the response is.  Ask listeners for "sexy texts" they received.  The more silly the better!

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My husband needs porn on TV to get him in the mood for sex

My husband needs porn on TV to get him in the mood for sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Now he literally can’t get turned on in the bedroom unless there’s a porn film playing at the same time          ...

 

TOPIC:  Is porn ruining your relationship?  Does your man need to have porn on for you to get it on?

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70-Year-Old Virgin Seeking Suitor

70-Year-Old Virgin Seeking Suitor | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Steve Carell's character in Judd Apatow's "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" can breathe a sigh of relief; he's no longer the oldest virgin capturing pop culture's attention.

 

TOPIC:  Where did u lose ur viginity?  Oldest virgin listening.  Longest dry spell?  Who is in a sexless relationship?

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Man Stabbed Friend During Argument Over Who Has The Most Sex, Police Report

Man Stabbed Friend During Argument Over Who Has The Most Sex, Police Report | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An argument between two South Carolina men over which one of them “can have the most sex” ended Sunday with a stabbing, police report.

 

TOPIC:  Roommates from hell.  Roommate pet peeves.  "You knew it was time to kick your roommate out when he/she did _____________."

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Nympho kept victim captive for 36-hour forced sex session

Nympho kept victim captive for 36-hour forced sex session | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
GERMAN nymphomaniac met her latest victim on way home from sex addiction therapy...

 

TOPIC:  Any guy listening that had to end a relationship because she demanded too much sex?   How often is "normal sex?"  Who has had the most partners in one day?  Who has the longest dry spell but is still in a relationship?

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Man Caught Going 111 MPH Says He Was Rushing To Go Have Sex

Man Caught Going 111 MPH Says He Was Rushing To Go Have Sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
One can only wonder whether Zachary P. Ramirez has a slow hand to go with that apparently lead foot of his.

 

TOPIC:  Excuses you have used to get out of tickets.  Most expensive ticket ever written?  Who has most tickets in a week?

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Worker injured during sex gets compensation payout

Worker injured during sex gets compensation payout | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A WOMAN who was injured while having sex in her hotel room during a work trip is entitled to compensation.

 

TOPIC:  How did you injure yourself in the bedroom.

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German man flees partner who demanded way too much sex

German man flees partner who demanded way too much sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A desperate man in Munich fled onto a balcony and called police for protection after his insatiable companion for a one-night stand refused to let him leave her flat, police said Thursday.

 

TOPIC:  Is there a man listening that complains about too much sex?  Excuses you use to get out of sex.  Is lack of sex grounds for divorce?  

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Lies Men Tell Before Sex

Lies Men Tell Before Sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
That's why we asked you to tweet us the biggest doozies you've heard from dudes in search of a little nooky. Get ready to LOL at these weak lines.

 

TOPIC:  This topic really has no timeline and you can use it any time.  Some of these lines (or maybe most of them) are REALLY pathetic.  I'm sure many of your female listeners can add to this list.

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Pickup Lines for Girls - How to Pick Up a Guy

Pickup Lines for Girls - How to Pick Up a Guy | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We got dating experts to spill their secrets on which pickup lines you should use on guys.

 

TOPIC:  Run these seven tips past the ladies and see if they agree that if they said or did this to a dude he should figure they are hitting on them.  Cheesy pick up lines?  Worst pick-up line you ever heard ladies?  Why not have some of the douche-bag guys call in and try their pick up lines out on the female of your show.

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Police: Boy catches grandpa naked on bed with dog

Police: Boy catches grandpa naked on bed with dog | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Florida man admitted he knew it was wrong to try to have sex with the family dog, according to a report.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing ya caught grandpa doing?  Strangest thing you walked in on.  When was the last time you saw your parents naked?

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