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Man Shoots Girlfriend In The Back While Fighting Over The Walking Dead

Man Shoots Girlfriend In The Back While Fighting Over The Walking Dead | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Rick Grimes on AMC's Walking Dead is allowed to shoot people—he lives in a TV zombie apocalypse (AMC).

 

TOPIC:  Dumbest fight I had was over ____________.

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Tooth lost, woman jailed in Vero Beach Pringles attack

Tooth lost, woman jailed in Vero Beach Pringles attack | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Vero Beach woman accused of conking her father with a Pringles can and knocking out a tooth was arrested on a battery charge, according to a recently released affidavit.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing ya had thrown at ya.  An ex once wizzed a can of Chunky Soup at me.  What item of food was thrown at ya?

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Tom Cruise’s height: Do short men really have rotten personalities?

Tom Cruise’s height: Do short men really have rotten personalities? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
When news of the TomKat split erupted a couple of weeks back, I braced myself for the inevitable.

 

TOPIC:  Any truth to the short guy syndrome ladies?  Women that won't date a guy shorter than you no matter what tell us why.

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How to Introduce Your Ex to Your New Boyfriend

How to Introduce Your Ex to Your New Boyfriend | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
In all the hubbub surrounding Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise...

 

TOPIC:  I say avoid introducing exes at all costs but if ya have kids its gonna happen.  Anyone have their current better half become friends with their ex?  Was your ex invovled in your wedding?  

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Things That Make You Undateable

Things That Make You Undateable | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Okay, we get that couples are more compatible when they share the same views on politics, religion, and what makes for a killer Saturday night.

 

TOPIC: This article is stupid but its a great topic.  What really makes someone undateable?  Here are a few from my experience:  Three or more cats, a stuffed animal collection on the bed, doesn't like the original 90210, won't eat french fries,  tofu is their favorite food.

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21 Signs Your Husband Is Having An Affair

21 Signs Your Husband Is Having An Affair | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
By Michael Howard, Wendy Kay, Donn Peters, and Susanne Jorgensen for YourTango.com Every woman in a relationship worries about infidelity, but unless he stumbles in late at night smelling like cheap perfume, it can be tough to tell whether your...

 

TOPIC:  Can you add to this list?  How did you find out HE was having an affair.  How many times have you forgiven him?  Did it get you a "free pass?"

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Do You Feel Weird About Keeping In Touch With Guys You've Hooked Up With? AKA Hey Social Networks, Stop Tormenting Me With My Past!: Smitten

Do You Feel Weird About Keeping In Touch With Guys You've Hooked Up With? AKA Hey Social Networks, Stop Tormenting Me With My Past!: Smitten | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
You guys know I have a very strict pretty lax policy on not staying in touch with exes.

 

TOPIC:  Are you allowed to keep in touch with exes?  Do ya have a "no-naked rule" that your better half has given you for facebook?  Any ex try and hook up again on facebook knowing you were in a relationship?

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Kris Humphries Girlfriend Myla Sinanaj Likes her Coffee Black ....

Kris Humphries Girlfriend Myla Sinanaj Likes her Coffee Black .... | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Kris Humphries GF Myla Sinanaj is in a tight spot -- she's been dating a guy for 5 months who says he's single, trashing the in-laws of his estranged…...

 

TOPIC:  I think it's creepy that Kris Humphries is dating a look a like of Kim K.  Anyone marry someone that dated someone that looked like you?  I won't date blondes any more.  Anyone not date a certain "look" or "profession?"

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Cow helps man pop the question

Cow helps man pop the question | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man surprises his cow-mad girlfriend by proposing to her in the middle of a field in Wiltshire.

 

TOPIC:  How was an animal invovled in your proposal?  Least romantic proposal?  Proposals gone bad?

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John Cena -- Why His Marriage Fell Apart

John Cena -- Why His Marriage Fell Apart | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It's becoming apparent why John Cena's marriage to his high school sweetheart fell apart -- the house they were remodeling was sending them to the poor…...

 

TOPIC:  I never knew that home remodeling is one of the biggest causes of a break up.  Can anyone relate?  What was the one thing you fought over that led to the end of your relationship?

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30 Sex Tips Every Woman Should Consider by the Time She's 30

30 Sex Tips Every Woman Should Consider by the Time She's 30 | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Ever wonder how your sexual experiences stack up against the average woman's? We made a list of 30 sex moves, acts, and games you should try (or at least consider) by the time you're 30. Looking for something a little less racy?

 

TOPIC:  I always love these lists and females REALLY get off on this kind of stuff.  Anyone do all 30?  Anyone have something to add to the list?  Who really has time for all this stuff?

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You farted in front of him....now what?

You farted in front of him....now what? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Every couple will have awkward situation now and then. What matters is how you handle it. We talked to Judy Kuriansky, Ph.D., author of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, for relationship advice on navigating these love dilemmas.

 

TOPIC:  Anyone NEVER let one go in front of their guy?  Is this the WORST possible thing that can happen?  How did you handle that "first" time.  Nothing like illustrating the absurd by being absurd.

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My husband needs porn on TV to get him in the mood for sex

My husband needs porn on TV to get him in the mood for sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Now he literally can’t get turned on in the bedroom unless there’s a porn film playing at the same time          ...

 

TOPIC:  Is porn ruining your relationship?  Does your man need to have porn on for you to get it on?

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7 Things Men Wish Women Knew

7 Things Men Wish Women Knew | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We got Dane Cook to give us a sneak peek into the male mind. We got him to spill about relationships, hook-ups, and the best way to pick up a man.

 

TOPIC:  Turn it around.  What are things women wish men knew about them?

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The Wordsworths Of OkCupid

The Wordsworths Of OkCupid | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Ladies love poetry. Sometimes. But these guys on OkCupid aren't exactly Pablo Neruda.

 

TOPIC:  You can also do an entire week on this.  Solicit for bad poetry from guys (women love to hang onto this stuff).  Feature one a day?  Grand prize at end of the week?

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12 Ways To Enjoy A Wedding Single

12 Ways To Enjoy A Wedding Single | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
You stagger home from work way too late, open your mailbox, and there they are. Another wedding invitation!

 

TOPIC:  Can you go to a wedding alone?  What message does it send a guy if you ask him to a wedding?  Are wedding receptions the easist place to "hookup?"  Who has hooked up at a wedding reception the most times?

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Faking It Might Actually Lead to Love

Faking It Might Actually Lead to Love | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
No, not that kind of...

 

TOPIC:  Who HATED their better half when they first met?  Longest you were friends before hooking up?  What made ya one day decided "I WANT this person?"

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What Guys Really Think: About One Night Stands and Sex On a First Date

What Guys Really Think: About One Night Stands and Sex On a First Date | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Recently, a reader asked me some questions about what guys really think about sex, and I felt compelled to ask around for some answers for her.

 

TOPIC:  Anyone marry what they thought was gonna be a one night stand?  Who has had the most?  Oldest lady to admit to a one night stand?  Anyone planning on having one this weekend?

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What Your Dog Says About Your Sex Life

What Your Dog Says About Your Sex Life | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Are you a chihuahua person or a golden retriever fan?

 

TOPIC:  If a guy has a small dog is he a sissy?  Women with poodles or purse dogs high maintenence?  If your dog doesn't like someone you are dating do you break up with them?  How has a pet ruined a relationship?

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Cute Things Guys Do.....REALLY????? What Guy Does THESE?

Cute Things Guys Do.....REALLY?????  What Guy Does THESE? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Here are our favorite wack-yet-lovable stuff our men do.

 

TOPIC:  Any guy ya know do any of these ladies?   How about weird things your guy does.

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Is self-marriage for you?

Is self-marriage for you? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Whether it's the ultimate in narcissism or a form of accountability, the trend of people marrying themselves seems to be catching on.

 

TOPIC:I love this.  Does this mean you have to wear a ring?  I NEVER plan on living with someone ever again.   Don't have kids and don't want them.  Are people like me selfish or just being honest?

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Relationship Agreements

Relationship Agreements | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Relationship experts tell us that the most important thing about a relationship is communication—each partner being clear and honest about their needs and expectations. If...

 

TOPIC:  Great idea but how do you think a woman would respond to this?  Anyone have one?  How about creating one for women and one for men.  Make it downloadable off your web site.

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Lies Men Tell Women - Top Ten Lies Men Tell

Lies Men Tell Women - Top Ten Lies Men Tell | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Male experts list the most common lies men tell their girlfriends and wives -- and what the real deal is behind each.

 

TOPIC:  When is okay to lie?  Reasons why WOMEN have lied to their men?  Best lie a guy tried to get away with?

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Is "too hairy" a reason to be dumped?

Is "too hairy" a reason to be dumped? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  This article list ten silly reasons people got dumped.  Make your own list from listeners that were dumped for a crazy reason.

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Kim to Rihanna: Stay Away From Kanye

Kim to Rihanna: Stay Away From Kanye | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West publicity stunt —er, relationship—lives on: A jealous Kim has now banned all other women from hanging around her man. "Kim is incredibly protective of Kanye... Celebrity News Summaries.

 

TOPIC:  Crazy rules he/she has or had in the relationship.  Why would you "ban" a certain person?  Have them tell you who the person is and WHY they are banned?

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