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Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay attacks elderly woman

Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay attacks elderly woman | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  Other than a dog or a cat what animal has attacked you?  Who has the most pets in their home?  Anyone listening that has a pet monkey?  If your pet attacks your date is that a sign he/she is not worthy?

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What Your Dog Says About Your Sex Life

What Your Dog Says About Your Sex Life | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Are you a chihuahua person or a golden retriever fan?

 

TOPIC:  If a guy has a small dog is he a sissy?  Women with poodles or purse dogs high maintenence?  If your dog doesn't like someone you are dating do you break up with them?  How has a pet ruined a relationship?

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Paw-some photo-bombing from man's best friend as dogs show the humans how it is done

Paw-some photo-bombing from man's best friend as dogs show the humans how it is done | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
As these pictures show, no animal can photobomb a picture like man's best friend. With no regard for time, place or ceremony, these dogs make a great holiday or family snap memorable for all the wrong reasons.

 

TOPIC:  I love photobombs.  This is more of a web thing than an actual topic/bit.  People love animals.  Have a "pet photo-bomb" contest.   Drives hits to the web.

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Injured Bobcat bites stupid woman!

Injured Bobcat bites stupid woman! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An adult bobcat caused quite a scene around 8:30 Thursday morning after apparently being hit by a car on US 301.

 

TOPIC:  When animals attack!  I was minding my own business when a ____________ attacked me."

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Teenager Fights Back in Rabid Fox Attack

Teenager Fights Back in Rabid Fox Attack | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
How far would you go to protect your family's pet? one teenager's encounter with a rabid fox showed just what she would do to defend the dog she loves so much.

 

TOPIC:  Other than a cat or a dog...what animal were you attacked by?  I was chased by a wart hog in my development while jogging in the middle of the night.

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Man divorces wife over her 550 cats

Man divorces wife over her 550 cats | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Usually when the term 'unreasonable behaviour' is used as a justification for divorce, it's a rather subjective phrase.

 

TOPIC:  Who has the most animals inside their house?  Who ended a relationship over a pet?   Who spoils their pet the most?

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What Does a Man's Pet Say About His Romantic Potential?

What Does a Man's Pet Say About His Romantic Potential? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The guy you're dating owns an iguana. Is this a dealbreaker?

 

TOPIC:  GREAT list.  I think a guy with more than two cats needs to be dominated.  Bird guy is weird guy.  Never have known a bird guy that wasn't a bit off.  I think snake chick would be a wild one.  Before I leave this earth I would like to date snake chick.  Always stay away from spider people.  You see how easy this one is to bring up on the radio!

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