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Half-naked woman terrorizes Pasadena auto shop with crowbar

Half-naked woman terrorizes Pasadena auto shop with crowbar | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
PASADENA - A half-naked woman was arrested Tuesday morning after screaming and running around an auto repair shop with a crowbar, authorities said.

 

TOPIC:  When have you seen "crazy-naked."  "Naked" is one thing..."crazy" is another...but when you get the combination...you have radio GOLD!

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Naked woman with history of breast, buttocks offenses nabbed in Vero Beach

Naked woman with history of breast, buttocks offenses nabbed in Vero Beach | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC/BIT:  Get a female listener to agree to meet her man totally naked when he comes home that night.  Make sure she records it on her iPhone and e-mails you the mp3.  Good horizontal tease for PPM.

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Cafe boss faces jail after holding barista interviews with female applicants while naked

Cafe boss faces jail after holding barista interviews with female applicants while naked | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A COFFE bar owner in northern England tried to conduct face-to-face interviews with female job hunters while he was naked.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing that happened during a job interview.  When did you run into "suddenly naked guy?"  This  ususally happens on a date when the female goes to the bathroom and when she comes back he's on the couch and suddenly naked!

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Police: Boy catches grandpa naked on bed with dog

Police: Boy catches grandpa naked on bed with dog | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Florida man admitted he knew it was wrong to try to have sex with the family dog, according to a report.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing ya caught grandpa doing?  Strangest thing you walked in on.  When was the last time you saw your parents naked?

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MAN DRIVES CAR INTO HOUSE, GETS NAKED AND CHASES WOMAN DOWN THE STREET

MAN DRIVES CAR INTO HOUSE, GETS NAKED AND CHASES WOMAN DOWN THE STREET | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Rossford Police are investigating an accident where they say a man drove his truck into a house, on top of a car, and into another building.

 

TOPIC:  Why did ya finally have to take away the car keys from your parents?

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NAKED, DRUNK AND LOOKING FOR CIGARETTES

NAKED, DRUNK AND LOOKING FOR CIGARETTES | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

Naked drink-driver rolled 4WD on cigarette quest: 

 

TOPIC:  Strangest place you were caught naked.  Where did you see someone ya didn't know naked?

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Excessive car sex is arousing the ire of some NYC residents

Excessive car sex is arousing the ire of some NYC residents | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Sex in the city is thriving on one midtown Manhattan block, where clubgoers are getting down and dirty in the back seats of their cars. They don't call it the Naked City for nothing, we guess.

 

TOPIC:  Who lost their virginity in a car?  What song was plkaying on the radio?  Who has kids in college but still had sex in a car within the last week?

What happened when ya got busterd having sex in the car (best if it was her dad)?

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Resident charged with shaking ‘his wee-wee’

Resident charged with shaking ‘his wee-wee’ | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Zot L. Szurgot allegedly walked out of her house naked, turned to five of her neighbors and started wagging her penis.

 

TOPIC:  Have people call in with 3 words that describe a funny story.  "Neighbor shaking wee-wee" is funny.  The three words will determine if you want to hear the rest of the story.

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Bare breasts, 'Poem of dead tree' showcased on suddenly topless woman!!!

Bare breasts, 'Poem of dead tree' showcased on suddenly topless woman!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  Ladies...when and why did you flash someone?  When did you see a guy just "pull it out?"  Somehow its always funny to hear about women flashing others and hearing women talk about why guys just "pull it out."

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Fired For Being Over-Exposed: Reporter Sarah Tressler Fired for Stripping

Fired For Being Over-Exposed: Reporter Sarah Tressler Fired for Stripping | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Journalists, as a general rule, hate to let themselves become the story. However, there are exceptions, and one of them has just left the Houston Chronicle's newsroom.

 

TOPIC:  I used to be a stripper but now I'm a __________.  How do strippers date?  Are they up front right away?  Who DO they date?  Anyone used to be a stripper and their better half has no idea?

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CK man arrested for dropping pants, filming students' reactions

CK man arrested for dropping pants, filming students' reactions | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Craig E. Donelson, 56, was charged by county prosecutors Tuesday with voyeurism. He remains in the Kitsap County jail.

 

TOPIC:  When is the last time you mooned or were mooned?  Is this something only guy's do?  Be fun to hear female mooning confessions:  "Hi.  My name is ___________ and I am a mooner."

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