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The Wordsworths Of OkCupid

The Wordsworths Of OkCupid | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Ladies love poetry. Sometimes. But these guys on OkCupid aren't exactly Pablo Neruda.

 

TOPIC:  You can also do an entire week on this.  Solicit for bad poetry from guys (women love to hang onto this stuff).  Feature one a day?  Grand prize at end of the week?

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My husband needs porn on TV to get him in the mood for sex

My husband needs porn on TV to get him in the mood for sex | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Now he literally can’t get turned on in the bedroom unless there’s a porn film playing at the same time          ...

 

TOPIC:  Is porn ruining your relationship?  Does your man need to have porn on for you to get it on?

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Set your alarm clocks, fellas! Women's sexual appetite peaks at 11pm on Saturday night, says study

Set your alarm clocks, fellas! Women's sexual appetite peaks at 11pm on Saturday night, says study | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The finding is just of the statistics to emerge from a nationwide study investigating the truth behind female libido, commissioned by Women's Health magazine.

 

TOPIC:  Do you make an appointment for sex?  DStrangest place ya "did it" just because she was in the mood?

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Judge texts shirtless photo to bailiff

Judge texts shirtless photo to bailiff | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A DETROIT judge from a legendary legal family has admitted to texting a shirtless photo of himself to his bailiff's cellphone, where her husband found it.

 

TOPIC:  Anyone get sexted by a co-worker?  Anyone get an accidental sext or better yet who did YOU accidentally sext?

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Wife uses porn to turn on hubby

Wife uses porn to turn on hubby | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
QUESTION: My husband and I are very busy — work and kids take up a lot of our daily lives. I recently found that if I want sex and I link my husband to a porn site I like, I get very good results.

 

TOPIC:  Any other woman do this?  Do ya bring the lap-top in bed?  Any guy out there upset because his WOMAN is watching too much porn?

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Carolyn Hax: Keeping a husband out of the delivery room

Carolyn Hax: Keeping a husband out of the delivery room | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Her husband’s presence in the delivery room for her first baby was an uncomfortable milestone. What’s the right way to ask him to stay away for the next baby?

 

TOPIC:  Anyone else ban their husband from the delivery room?  Who got into a fight because of who wanted to be in the delivery room?

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15 Things I've Learned From 15 Years Of Marriage

15 Things I've Learned From 15 Years Of Marriage | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Our list does not resemble the ones you'll find in Cosmo. We have never had a regular date night, nor do we prioritize "communication" or play sex games or see a therapist.

 

TOPIC:  This really is a great list and can fill a few breaks.  I would ask for people married over 15 years to add to the list.

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Woman allegedly beats husband with vacuum over his facial hair

Woman allegedly beats husband with vacuum over his facial hair | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
I have a little prank I like to play on my wife whenever I have a full beard going. When it's time to shave I lop off everything but the mustache.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing you had thrown at you (an ex threw a can of soup at me).  Dumbest fight you had was over ______________.

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Be careful what you wish for... man tells wife who lost her voice for 33 years 'you were better when you couldn't talk'

Be careful what you wish for... man tells wife who lost her voice for 33 years 'you were better when you couldn't talk' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Jan Christian, 52, of Cincinnati, Ohio, was left without a voice for 33 years following a car accident at the age of 17 which broke her neck in four places. After seven operations on her larynx she is able to talk again.

 

TOPIC:  For a million dollars what ability do you have right now would you give up?   I don't see the need for my little toe.  I think females would disagree.  You can cut my little toe off for $50K.

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