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Cops: Drunk UGA fan groped, licked, flashed restaurant patrons

Cops: Drunk UGA fan groped, licked, flashed restaurant patrons | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Woman kicked out of both El Jinete, Friends Sports Bar during Georgia's SEC Championship Game appearance...

 

TOPIC:  Why were you kicked out of a bar?  What did you do when you were groped?  What was your "whiskey moment."

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Half-naked woman terrorizes Pasadena auto shop with crowbar

Half-naked woman terrorizes Pasadena auto shop with crowbar | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
PASADENA - A half-naked woman was arrested Tuesday morning after screaming and running around an auto repair shop with a crowbar, authorities said.

 

TOPIC:  When have you seen "crazy-naked."  "Naked" is one thing..."crazy" is another...but when you get the combination...you have radio GOLD!

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Grandparents drunkenly towed girl behind SUV in toy car, deputies say

Grandparents drunkenly towed girl behind SUV in toy car, deputies say | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The grandparents of a 7-year-old girl gave her a car ride Sunday, but sheriff's deputies say there were two major problems: they towed the girl in a plastic car behind their SUV, and the driver of the vehicle was drunk while they towed her.

 

TOPIC:  What did your grandparents let ya do with the promise of "never to tell mom or dad?"

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FHP: Car-theft suspect caught defacating on side of I-95

FHP: Car-theft suspect caught defacating on side of I-95 | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A woman was arrested and suspected of stealing a car after she was caught defacating on the side of Interstate 95, WPBF 25 News has learned.

 

TOPIC:  Tell us something that made ya say "WTF!!!!"

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Woman's 'cop fantasy' ends with DUI charge

Woman's 'cop fantasy'  ends with DUI charge | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Woman's 'cop fantasy' ends with DUI charge, ALTOONA, Pa.

 

TOPIC:  What creepy fantasy did your better half approach you with?  Females tell us your secrets to getting out of tickets.  Who has gotten out of the most?

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Radiologist banned after being found drunk at work in a Brisbane hospital

Radiologist banned after being found drunk at work in a Brisbane hospital | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A RADIOLOGIST has been conditionally banned for being drunk on the job - having consumed a litre of wine while working at a Brisbane public hospital.

 

TOPIC:  Tell us about your co-worker that gets hammered at the work place. I knew I had too much to drink when I did __________________."

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NAKED, DRUNK AND LOOKING FOR CIGARETTES

NAKED, DRUNK AND LOOKING FOR CIGARETTES | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

Naked drink-driver rolled 4WD on cigarette quest: 

 

TOPIC:  Strangest place you were caught naked.  Where did you see someone ya didn't know naked?

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Drunk Lawyer Locks Herself Out of Apartment, Tries to Break-In Via Garbage Chute, Almost Loses Arm

Drunk Lawyer Locks Herself Out of Apartment, Tries to Break-In Via Garbage Chute, Almost Loses Arm | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
On Friday night, a wasted lawyer locked herself out of her Manhattan apartment. Pretty standard stuff, right? I mean, who hasn't done that at some point?

 

TOPIC:  How did you hurt yourself breaking into your home?  Tequilia moments.

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Drunken Pewaukee man unaware he was hit by train

Drunken Pewaukee man unaware he was hit by train | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  "I had one too many one night and when I woke up I was told that I did ____________."

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Police: Applicant at Ormond bar drinks shots as 5-year-old sits in car - Breaking News

Police: Applicant at Ormond bar drinks shots as 5-year-old sits in car - Breaking News | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Breaking news from The Daytona Beach News-Journal, your hometown newspaper.

 

TOPIC:  Worst experience interviewing someone.  Anyone ever not get offered a job but get asked out by the interviewer?

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Man caught sleeping in someone else's bed

Man caught sleeping in someone else's bed | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Man caught sleeping in someone else's bed | fort, sleeping, beach, someone, bed, walton, caught, else...

 

TOPIC:  Starnge places ya passed out.  Sleep walking stories.  My doctor has me on Seraquel and I actually got up, unlocked two deadbolts on my front door, and walked 1500 feet down the street until I walked into a palm tree.

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DRUNKEN WEDDING GUEST WON'T STOP DIRTY DANCING WITH THE GROOM--POLICE CALLED--GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

DRUNKEN WEDDING GUEST WON'T STOP DIRTY DANCING WITH THE GROOM--POLICE CALLED--GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The Morning Journal is your source for all Northeast Ohio 24-hour breaking news, local news, sports, entertainment and more. View daily weather updates, watch videos and photos. Keep up with Northeast Ohio's News and Northeast Ohio local Sports.

 

TOPIC:  Who was biggest drunk at your wedding?  Why did the poilice show up at your reception?  What went wrong at your wedding?

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Deputies: Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate

Deputies: Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:   What went wrong when ya called for help?  Ask dispatchers to call in with dumbest 911 calls.  After _______ happened I'll never drink ______ again!

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