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Tooth lost, woman jailed in Vero Beach Pringles attack

Tooth lost, woman jailed in Vero Beach Pringles attack | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Vero Beach woman accused of conking her father with a Pringles can and knocking out a tooth was arrested on a battery charge, according to a recently released affidavit.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing ya had thrown at ya.  An ex once wizzed a can of Chunky Soup at me.  What item of food was thrown at ya?

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Ferris Bueller: Corvette convertible taken on weekend joyride in Cocoa, Florida

Ferris Bueller: Corvette convertible taken on weekend joyride in Cocoa, Florida | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
After being handed the keys to a 2012 Corvette convertible, the temptation was too great to resist for Premier Parking Spot owner Jay Nieves (pictured) who used it as his own for three days.

 

TOPIC:  Sneaking out of the house stories.  Cutting school stories.  Taking the pare3nts or neighbor's car stories.

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Senior Citizen Attacks Golfing Bachelor Party

Senior Citizen Attacks Golfing Bachelor Party | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Things got pretty darn crazy at a Jacksonville Beach, Fla., bachelor party on Saturday, and not because of strippers or booze. The Florida Times-Union reports that a group of six golfing gents was...

 

TOPIC:  Bachelor party stories.  What happened on the golf course you wouldn't believe.  Who got attacked by a senior citizen?

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ITS GREAT TO BE AN ANIMAL LOVER BUT YA BETTER PUT THOSE PUPPIES AWAY!!!

ITS GREAT TO BE AN ANIMAL LOVER BUT YA BETTER PUT THOSE PUPPIES AWAY!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A 21-year-old Fort Myers woman was arrested Saturday after a complaint
about her topless sunbathing escalated to a confrontation with police.

 

TOPIC:  Ask the ladies where they accidentaly lost their top.  Everytone seems to have a story on this.

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Mother accused of choking teen boy at St. Petersburg mall over Facebook comments

Mother accused of choking teen boy at St. Petersburg mall over Facebook comments | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
ST. PETERSBURG — Police have arrested a 46-year-old woman they say choked a teen boy in the middle of Tyrone Square Mall because he had posted comments on Facebook that upset her daughter.

 

TOPIC:  When did you have to call another parent over something that was done to your kid by theirs?  Stories of adults acting like children.

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Sheriff fires four Pinellas County deputies for 'extreme loafing' while on the clock

Sheriff fires four Pinellas County deputies for 'extreme loafing' while on the clock | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Four Pinellas County deputies were fired after they were found to have shirked their duties while on the clock.

 

TOPIC:  Things you or co-workers would do while on company time.  What did the boss ask you to do on company time that was clearly not business related?

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FHP: Car-theft suspect caught defacating on side of I-95

FHP: Car-theft suspect caught defacating on side of I-95 | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A woman was arrested and suspected of stealing a car after she was caught defacating on the side of Interstate 95, WPBF 25 News has learned.

 

TOPIC:  Tell us something that made ya say "WTF!!!!"

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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
During a vice operation late Friday evening, a Florida detective was trolling for hookers when he pulled up to a 47-year-old suspect and “asked if she wanted a ride.” The woman accepted the offer, go...

 

TOPIC:  Let's talk about frood and sex here.  I think that if a guy invites you to HIS place for a dinner that he has made for youthen you are expected to "give it up."  Caveat is that he has to make it NOT order take out and put it on a plate.  Thoughts?  Does it send the same message if you invite him to your place for a meal?

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