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Red Lycra Spandex Animation Agent Zentai Suit - Zentai Store US

Red Lycra Spandex Animation Agent Zentai Suit - Zentai Store US | Machinimania | Scoop.it
Best price!Red Lycra Spandex Animation Agent Zentai Suit from Superhero Costume  ...

 

Need a gift for Christmas? Any Super Heroes out there? It's all about the dress they say and here it is, the store where you can buy it at a very nice price ;-)

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The Birds and the Bees

The Birds and the Bees | Machinimania | Scoop.it
Dad and Son discuss the Birds and the Bees, but who knows more? (Funny cartoon from Bruce Sallan!

So lovely twisted ;-)

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12/02 Mike Luckovich cartoon: Immigration check | Mike Luckovich

12/02 Mike Luckovich cartoon: Immigration check | Mike Luckovich | Machinimania | Scoop.it
Monthly galleries: | November | October |September Osama bin Laden | Favorites of 2010 (12/02 Mike Luckovich cartoon: Immigration check ...)...

It's gone a be hard to be a Santa this year ;-) @safegaard

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Someone was having a really bad day! ;-)

Someone was having a really bad day! ;-) | Machinimania | Scoop.it

This, apparently is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.:

 

Dear Sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1977, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my pension book, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my National Health card, my driving licence, my car insurance, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Mary Anne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologise, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you and me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my bloody address!!!!

What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal arseholes workin' there? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for gods sake. I just want to go and park my arse on some sandy beach somewhere. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, you'd be the last bloody people I'd want to tell !!

Well, I have to go now, because I have to go to the other end of the poxy city to get yet another copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of £30. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooooooooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the bloody place like chickens with our heads cut off, then have to find some arsehole to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic morons) Hey, do you know why we couldn't smile if we wanted to? Because we're totally pissed off!

Signed

An Irate Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 ............ I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had full security clearances over 25 of those years enabling me to undertake highly secretive missions all over the world. ......... However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor - WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN SODDING PAKISTAN !

Sincerely,

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Wonder JLaw Wall: PEPPER, pour homme...

Wonder JLaw Wall: PEPPER, pour homme... | Machinimania | Scoop.it

If it was in the store i think it would be a hit this Christmas     ;-) @safegaard

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Cartoon Movement - One Big Happy EU Family

Cartoon Movement - One Big Happy EU Family | Machinimania | Scoop.it
I've been following the Eurozone crisis as closely as I can, from my cushy vantage point in Canada.
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Every time I hear someone say "it's genetics" ... on Twitpic

Every time I hear someone say "it's genetics" ... on Twitpic | Machinimania | Scoop.it
Every time I hear someone say "it's genetics" causing their weight gain, I think of this cartoon.

Joke off the day, incredibly funny ;-)  ...  @safegaard

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Brutal Knitting

Brutal Knitting | Machinimania | Scoop.it
Creepy sci fi and horror inspired custom knitting by Tracy Widdess contact let's be friends $150 +/-...

The perfect Christmas gift for your mother in law, ;-) .. @safegaard

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Funny Cartoon of the Week November 23, 2011 - refrigerator ...

Funny Cartoon of the Week November 23, 2011 - refrigerator ... | Machinimania | Scoop.it
All cartoons excerpted from the Funny Times. We post a new cartoon every Wednesday and keep a complete archive of old toons. Fame is fleeting, satire endures forever! refrigerator.
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Mystery Fanfare: Cartoon of the Day: Thanksgiving CSI

Mystery Fanfare: Cartoon of the Day: Thanksgiving CSI | Machinimania | Scoop.it
Cartoon of the Day: Thanksgiving CSI. Cartoon: The DarkSide Weekly. Posted by Janet Rudolph at 5:42 AM · Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook. Labels: Cartoon of the Day, CSI, Thanksgiving ...

Just for fun ;-) .. @safegaard

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Awesomely Weird 3D Printed Coffee Cups | Geekosystem

Awesomely Weird 3D Printed Coffee Cups | Geekosystem | Machinimania | Scoop.it
For most of us veteran coffee drinkers, having a morning cup is not unlike taking your vitamins or smoking crystal meth; there's nothing particularly magical about the experience, you just need to get that stuff inside you.

 

Need a Christmas gift and it should be a funny one? Have a look. @safegaard

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Watch now: Heisenberg Humor | NOVA | PBS Video

Quantum mechanics is nothing to laugh at. Well, sometimes it is.

Academic nerd humor - it's funny :-) ..@safegaard

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Saved By the Facebook Timeline [CARTOON]

Saved By the Facebook Timeline [CARTOON] | Machinimania | Scoop.it
Facebook executives said they planned on using early adopters to train others how to implement and manage their Facebook Timelines.
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Just the Speed Bump cartoon of the day

Just the Speed Bump cartoon of the day | Machinimania | Scoop.it

Laugh off the day - @safegaard

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Stop laughing at me – Cartoon of the Day

Stop laughing at me – Cartoon of the Day | Machinimania | Scoop.it
Stop laughing, here's a cartoon to start the day.
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The Skydiver: animation by Cardboard City Films — Lost At E Minor: For creative people

The Skydiver: animation by Cardboard City Films — Lost At E Minor: For creative people | Machinimania | Scoop.it
Inspirations for you The Skydiver: animation by Cardboard City Films:
Lately, I have been w...

It is strange but it's also very inspiring and a great way to build up a funny animation story. Very nice Animation joke.  @safegaard

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QC: New Comics Every Monday Through Friday

QC: New Comics Every Monday Through Friday | Machinimania | Scoop.it
New Questionable content toon available at http://t.co/cyhWgEmw - ND...
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iClone 4S.mov

A video advertisement from another space or time which appears to be promoting the iClone 4S.

 

For all iClone users - this is incredibly funny :-)

ps: It's even tag´d as both  iPhone and iClone on you tube.

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Ow.ly - image uploaded by @TorontoStar

Ow.ly - image uploaded by @TorontoStar | Machinimania | Scoop.it
View and share this image from @TorontoStar and hosted by Ow.ly (RT @staropinion: Editorial cartoon for Oct.)...
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World Population Reaches 7 Billion (cartoon by Chappatte)

World Population Reaches 7 Billion (cartoon by Chappatte) | Machinimania | Scoop.it
© Chappatte in "NZZ am Sonntag" (Zurich) (World Population Reaches 7 Billion (cartoon by Chappatte): © Chappatte in “NZZ am Sonntag” (Zurich) http://t.co/R4bUr46y...)...

 

And some say there are even more cellphones around,- @safegaard

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October 2011 Strategic Humor - Harvard Business Review

October 2011 Strategic Humor - Harvard Business Review | Machinimania | Scoop.it

This must be Harvard Humor ;-) @safegaard

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What it's like to own an Apple product - The Oatmeal

What it's like to own an Apple product - The Oatmeal | Machinimania | Scoop.it
"My family, $40 ea. or $100 for all!" What it's like to own an Apple product (toon) http://t.co/piDrE4qO...
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Cartoon: Buh-KAAAAWWW! | Noise to Signal Cartoon

Cartoon: Buh-KAAAAWWW! | Noise to Signal Cartoon | Machinimania | Scoop.it
A cartoon about social media, business and how we live & work in a digital world (Ha! The next frontier for Angry Birds? Say it ain't so!
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