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Jaguar driver fined after swearing at cyclist 25 times in 35 seconds

Jaguar driver fined after swearing at cyclist 25 times in 35 seconds | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
Mark Baldwin, 60, launched the foul-mouthed tirade against cyclist Eddie Bell, 38, after he pointed out the driver had stopped his £45,000 Jaguar in a bike-only box in Pevensey, East Sussex.
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He deserves a month in prison as well to settle his foul mouth down. Pomposity personified.

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Charming Norfolk village pub named the best in Britain

Charming Norfolk village pub named the best in Britain | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
The Rose and Crown in Snettisham, Norfolk, was awarded the prestigious Pub of the Year title in the latest edition of the Good Pub Guide, while Pipe and Glass in South Dalton was best for food.
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For some people this would be worthy of a pilgrimage!

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Man tells of agony at the hands of BBC paedo ring involving DJ Alan Freeman and evil pal Jimmy Savile

Man tells of agony at the hands of BBC paedo ring involving DJ Alan Freeman and evil pal Jimmy Savile | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
The traumatised victim claims he was just 11 when German film actor Victor Beaumont lured him to his plush London flat where the BBC stars raped him
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This is written as though the journalist is both judge and jury. I would like to suggest this is yet not proven.

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Paolo Di Canio SACKED by Sunderland just five matches into disastrous new season

Paolo Di Canio SACKED by Sunderland just five matches into disastrous new season | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
The club confirmed the news on their website this evening after yesterday's 3-0 defeat at West Brom, leaving Kevin Ball in temporary charge
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another one bites the dust......

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Colorado floods: Stories of grief, generosity and gratitude - wtkr.com

Colorado floods: Stories of grief, generosity and gratitude - wtkr.com | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
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Colorado floods: Stories of grief, generosity and gratitude
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BOULDER, Colorado (CNN) — The numbers are stark: As many as six dead. Hundreds more unaccounted for. Up to 1,000 people still awaiting evacuation.
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Our prayers are still with the people suffering in Colorado

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America's Got Talent Cas Haley Amazing!!!

Amazing!!!!!!!
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Here's a really good audition..

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Rugby team licks its wounds as it sets new British record for a compet

Rugby team licks its wounds as it sets new British record for a compet | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
Holyhead Rugby Union XV's are pictured losing in spectacular fashion to Llanidloes on Saturday after conceding 29 tries and 18 conversion.
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a very close game of rugby...

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» 3 Common Study Habits that Surprisingly Don’t Work - World of Psychology

» 3 Common Study Habits that Surprisingly Don’t Work - World of Psychology | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
The funny thing about school is that everyone expects you to study, but you never take a class called, How to Study Effectively.
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This is interesting but not definitive. Use whatever method works best for you.

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Sharing Cat enjoys a massage (video) Love ~ Funny Jokes to cheer U up

Sharing Cat enjoys a massage (video) Love via http://t.co/x1MZmHfjhh
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The purrfect massage...

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Raging California wildfire threatens more of Yosemite

Raging California wildfire threatens more of Yosemite | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
A California wildfire that has scorched an area nearly as large as New York City near Yosemite National Park was 20 percent contained Tuesday, officials said.
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Let's pray the firefighters can control this terible fire

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Fracking blamed for over 100 earthquakes in Ohio

Fracking blamed for over 100 earthquakes in Ohio | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
Youngstown went from no fault-line activity to an "earthquake swarm" in the course of a year (Northerner jokes aside, really who is it that thinks this is what the UK needs?
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like I said...."Who is protesting that we can't get enough fracking?"

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Anyone having a Fracking meeting needs to read this..

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Top 5 Twitter jokes about thrifty Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger - Daily Star

Top 5 Twitter jokes about thrifty Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger - Daily Star | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
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Top 5 Twitter jokes about thrifty Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger
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Top 5 Twitter jokes about thrifty Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger.
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Am I right Arsenal are not in debt?  They are always in the mix at the end of the season and Wenger doesn't really need to prove he's a good manager. He's kept Arsenal in the Champions League where my team, Liverpool, hasn't  been for a while.

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Least funny jokes of 2013 Edinburgh Fringe - Telegraph.co.uk

Least funny jokes of 2013 Edinburgh Fringe - Telegraph.co.uk | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
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Least funny jokes of 2013 Edinburgh Fringe
Telegraph.co.uk
The funniest joke of the Edinburgh fringe was announced today but, as ever, for every good joke, there are any number of bad ones.
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Your choice....

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Number of pupils labelled special needs falls by 200,000 after schools are told to stop using label to cover up poor teaching 

Number of pupils labelled special needs falls by 200,000 after schools are told to stop using label to cover up poor teaching  | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
It follows a landmark Ofsted report in 2010 which revealed that schools may have wrongly labelled as many as 450,000 children as having special needs.
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Teachers being blamed again for bad parenting, television and lazy kids. I don't believe the figures. The statements were often demanded by the parents.

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Boy tries to smuggle a TURTLE through security... in his pants

Boy tries to smuggle a TURTLE through security... in his pants | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
Congcong was so enamored with the turtle, he refused to let go of it. He secretly stuffed the reptile into his underwear at Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport, China
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I was shell shocked reading this!

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Rolf Harris is axed from kids' TV show and cruise ships amid sex abuse allegations

Rolf Harris is axed from kids' TV show and cruise ships amid sex abuse allegations | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
The Aussie entertainer has been replaced as the narrator on Olive the Ostrich and his paintings have been removed from all Cunard ships
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This is unfair or has Rolf Harris been found guilty?

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FARK.com: Fark Video Player (4365716) Greatest impromptu piano duet by a 90-year-old couple in the Mayo Clinic lobby you'll hear today. Cool tag because there is no AWESOME tag

FARK.com: Fark Video Player (4365716) Greatest impromptu piano duet by a 90-year-old couple in the Mayo Clinic lobby you'll hear today. Cool tag because there is no AWESOME tag | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
Satirical views on interesting, bizarre and amusing stories, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.
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This is delightful...

 

 

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Funniest audition on britains got talent!!!

Steven Hall is the funniest guy on Britains Got Talent and I hope that he will win. Everyone vote for him!
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Here's a real funny set..

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Worst Funny X Factor Audition

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She might not be good but this is really bad mannered..

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10 brilliant kids jokes - Herald Sun

10 brilliant kids jokes - Herald Sun | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
10 brilliant kids jokes
Herald Sun
More: kids jokes for every occasion. Why do ghouls and demons get on so well? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. What do you call a guy with no legs in leaves?
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I'll own up.....I had a peep!

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Things Learned At: The Edinburgh Fringe 2013 - The Quietus

Things Learned At: The Edinburgh Fringe 2013 - The Quietus | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
Things Learned At: The Edinburgh Fringe 2013
The Quietus
He interrupts his own stories with vaguely related digressions from his scatty brain. ...
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some people who might be coming our way........(I hope not!)

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Sharing Squirrel interrupt tennis match (video) Love ~ Funny Jokes to cheer U up

Sharing Squirrel interrupt tennis match (video) Love via http://t.co/rzrLBNEljg
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I love squirrels and this shows why....

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Russia accuses West of jumping gun on Syria

Russia accuses West of jumping gun on Syria | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
Moscow says Britain's U.N. resolution is premature, given that weapons inspectors are still in the field.
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There is an element of truth in this

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Liverpool one of the safest cities to live in, says UK Statistics Authority

Liverpool one of the safest cities to live in, says UK Statistics Authority | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
The figures may end the TV image of Harry Enfield’s thieving, fighting three Scousers with their “Calm down, calm down” catchphrase (From here on in, Liverpool shall be known for its fit birds, football, funny people and just generally being fabulous...
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They're a good lot......at heart...

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I Love My Country is a shapeless shambles - and now I've decided to emigrate - Mirror.co.uk

I Love My Country is a shapeless shambles - and now I've decided to emigrate - Mirror.co.uk | Jokes and Funny Stories around the Globe | Scoop.it
Mirror.co.uk
I Love My Country is a shapeless shambles - and now I've decided to emigrate
Mirror.co.uk
But back to the frenetic fray... where team captains Frank Skinner and the ubiquitous Micky Flanagan desperately tried to be funny.
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somebody else has noticed.....

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