Is it becoming a chore to write countless Internet comments? Do you get tired of senselessly ranting on forums and message boards? Well even though it's not for sale, this robot designed for Internet commenting may have the answer. Designed by inventor Simone Geirtz, self-proclaimed "expert in shitty robots," the Comment Assistant machine specializes in the thoughtful dialogue that happens online. As a demonstration, Geirtz included a sample of the robot's wisdom: "DFGJKNABEHOÖägk'åD^KFIål'kuähiostöeagrluefykdtsrDY4579UEHOTI"