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A Dolphin Tale

A Dolphin Tale | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
If management can stay out of its own way, Miami has a shot at making some noise this season.
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David Garrard is starting QB on Miami Dolphins’ first depth chart - MiamiHerald.com

David Garrard is starting QB on Miami Dolphins’ first depth chart - MiamiHerald.com | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
The Dolphins have listed David Garrard, the team’s most consistent passer so far in camp, as their first-string quarterback.
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The Countdown Begins: Miami Herald Deathwatch

The Countdown Begins: Miami Herald Deathwatch | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it

Via Random Pixels Blog:

 

There's no way to sugarcoat this: The Miami Herald is dying.

 

Let's check the vitals:

 

- McClatchy, the Herald's parent company, in its latest quarterly report to the Securities and Exchange Commission, listed its debt at $1.6 billion...

 

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Allen West's Rise From the Florida Fever Swamps

Allen West's Rise From the Florida Fever Swamps | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
A short, strange trip into the belly of the anti-Shariah beast.
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Eyes Reveal Who's Straight & Who's Gay, Study Suggests

Eyes Reveal Who's Straight & Who's Gay, Study Suggests | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it

Whether you're gay, straight or somewhere else on the spectrum, the truth of who attracts you could be in your eyes.

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America's Missile Defense System Operators Sure Do Love Porn | Motherboard

America's Missile Defense System Operators Sure Do Love Porn | Motherboard | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
Government employees are just like you and me. Just like you and me, they wake up in the morning, put on some chinos, go to work and sit at a computer all day. Just like you and me, sometimes they get bored, so they surf the web a little bit.
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Letters of Note: To Hell with Hitler, From Patrick Hitler to FDR 1942

Letters of Note: To Hell with Hitler, From Patrick Hitler to FDR 1942 | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it

Fascinating 1942 letter from Patrick Hitler (Adolf's nephew and only descendant) begging FDR to be allowed to enlist in the US Navy and fight his Uncle who "so despotically seeks to enslave the free and Christian people of the globe." 

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Ranking NFL's 100 Hottest Cheerleaders -- Bleacher Report

Ranking NFL's 100 Hottest Cheerleaders -- Bleacher Report | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
There is no sports league in America bigger and more popular than the NFL , so it's no surprise that every element of the game—from the draft to the fantasy game—is operated at an elite level...
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Eccentric Billionaire Wants To Clone A Dinosaur For A ‘Jurassic Park’-Style Resort

Eccentric Billionaire Wants To Clone A Dinosaur For A ‘Jurassic Park’-Style Resort | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
Clive Palmer isn't just creating a replica of the Titanic. He's also rumored to be planning to clone a dinosaur for his Palmer Resort.

 

Apparently someone didn't actually read or watch Jurassic Park. 

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Was This Disgraceful Olympic Boxing Match Fixed?

Was This Disgraceful Olympic Boxing Match Fixed? | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
Knockdowns are exceedingly rare in Olympic boxing. Japan's Satoshi Shimizu knocked down Azerbaijan's Magomed Abdulhamidov five times in the third and final round of their bantamweight bout yesterday.
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Usain Bolt London 2012 Olympics Final vs every 100m medalist!

Superb graphical comparison by the New York Times. Evolution of the human race, literally.
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Last-place Miami Marlins lament $190 million spending spree - MiamiHerald.com

Last-place Miami Marlins lament $190 million spending spree - MiamiHerald.com | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
Marlins president David Samson promised that every mistake made in the team’s makeover will be examined. ‘We set ourselves up for it,’ he said.
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Why the special relationship (US-Israel) isn't going anywhere

Why the special relationship (US-Israel) isn't going anywhere | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
Fascinating factoid: 80 percent of the world's Jews live in US and Israel (roughly an equal sp...
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Via The Onion: Mood In Gotham City Rogues Training Camp Upbeat

Via The Onion: Mood In Gotham City Rogues Training Camp Upbeat | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it

GOTHAM CITY—At a press conference following Monday's practice, newly appointed Rogues head coach Adam Kewell said the team was feeling cheerfully optimistic about the upcoming season despite the constant reminder of the devastating terrorist attacks that killed thousands in the city last winter. "Obviously football had to take a backseat for a while there, and our thoughts are with all the victims and their families," said Kewell, referring to the bombings that destroyed much of the city's infrastructure and obliterated the field at Gotham Stadium, forcing the Rogues to play home games at Gotham Tech Stadium. "We only have one player left on the roster from last season, but everyone in this organization knows how important football is to the Gotham community, especially this year. If we can help the healing process by winning some football games, then that's exactly what we're going to do." Rogues officials later unveiled the team's new jerseys, which feature 89 black patches commemorating the Gotham City players and coaches who lost their lives during the tragic attacks.


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NASA picks Boeing, SpaceX, Sierra Nevada to develop shuttles for human spaceflight

NASA picks Boeing, SpaceX, Sierra Nevada to develop shuttles for human spaceflight | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
NASA Has Picked the Private Firms That Will Shuttle Americans Into Space...
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The Olympics or Soft Porn? Female, Gay Fans Gawking at Male Athletes

The Olympics or Soft Porn? Female, Gay Fans Gawking at Male Athletes | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
From Ryan Lochte to Tom Daley, the Web is awash with lascivious pictures of the men of the London Games. Did ‘Magic Mike’ set the stage for the worldwide gawkfest?
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Snežana Rodić, a slovenian long jumper with a sexy warmup

Snežana Rodić, a slovenian long jumper has careful warmup for the Olympics, as caught by shady cameraman...

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5 Things They Don't Want You to Know About the Olympics

5 Things They Don't Want You to Know About the Olympics | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
The Olympics are all about the love of sport, country and your fellow man. Maybe. Just don't look too closely behind the scenes.
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Eccentric Billionaire Wants To Clone A Dinosaur For A ‘Jurassic Park’-Style Resort

Eccentric Billionaire Wants To Clone A Dinosaur For A ‘Jurassic Park’-Style Resort | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
Clive Palmer isn't just creating a replica of the Titanic. He's also rumored to be planning to clone a dinosaur for his Palmer Resort.

 

Apparently someone never actually read/watched Jurassic Park...

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Chinese Diver Wins Gold, Is Finally Told That Her Mother Has Cancer And Her Grandparents Died A Year Ago

Chinese Diver Wins Gold, Is Finally Told That Her Mother Has Cancer And Her Grandparents Died A Year Ago | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it
Wu Minxia took gold in the 3m synchronized springboard, and in doing so became the first woman in history to win three consecutive Olympic golds.
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Former Miami Hurricanes Lamar Miller & Olivier Vernon Make Strong Early Impressions at Dolphins

Former Miami Hurricanes Lamar Miller & Olivier Vernon Make Strong Early Impressions at Dolphins | Crap You Should Read | Scoop.it

Via ProCanes:

 

Former Hurricanes Lamar Miller and Olivier Vernon have made strong early impressions on Dolphins teammates. “Lamar’s burst is unreal,” cornerback Sean Smith said. “Every day he’s had at least one 15, 20 yard-run. The guy has great vision.”

 

Vernon has had at least two sacks in training camp, and Cam Wake said there’s no dropoff when he replaces a veteran: “I’m really excited [about him]. He has a lot of spunk.”

 

Said defensive line coach Kacy Rodgers (father of the UM safety): “Oliver has a long way to go technique-wise, but he plays with the right temperament..."


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