Great post by Charles Hugh Smith:
"...Greetings. Please select one of the following options.
"The Working Group for Global Domination does not exist. Members please press 1.
"If you are a European leader seeking a secret bailout, please press 2.
"If you are Chinese leader seeking assistance purchasing another Beverly Hills mansion with cash, please press 3.
"If you are a domestic banker seeking another tranch of our $29 trillion in backstop funding, please press 4.
"If you are an incumbent POTUS seeking re-election in a recessionary year, please press 5.
"If you represent one of our proxy trading desks, please press 6 for your S&P 500 futures purchase instructions. As a reminder, please trade your own account via black pools. ..."
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