This is funny by GE Christenson:
(DRAFT - not for release until late December 2012 pending Congressional approval!)
Dear (Insert name of taxpayer from database here):
As you know, we are living in trying and uncertain times. Our economy has been in the worst slump since the 1930s. To counter the slump, the U.S. Treasury Department and the Federal Reserve are pumping unprecedented amounts of money, both borrowed and printed, into the economy. The total to date for bailouts, outright purchases, "loans," "investments," and guarantees exceeds $16 Trillion, with much more on the way.
We at the Department of Equal Financial Opportunity ...
Click through to read the rest. It's funny. I know what I would do with my check.