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Ireland's Funniest Signs - Irish Independent

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Ireland's Funniest Signs
Irish Independent
St. Thomas's Church, in the Church of Ireland parish of Booterstown and Mount Merrion, Dublin. The church has been amusing (and bemusing) passers-by for years with its witty signs.
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A Hard Lesson: My daughter Lost Her Stuffed Bunny

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We are still on vacation and on the road again. We were heading from Atlantic Beach, North Carolina to Wilhmington, North Carolina to visit my business partners, mentors and friends, Tanya Aliza an...
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kids never cease to amaze

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'Saturday Night Live' Best and Worst Sketches: Edward Norton Tricks and Treats - Yahoo TV (blog)

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Yahoo TV (blog)
'Saturday Night Live' Best and Worst Sketches: Edward Norton Tricks and Treats
Yahoo TV (blog)
>This week's "Saturday Night Live” encapsulated everything wrong and right about the show these days.
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Tamborine Mountain Golf Club

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Yesterday, the Vets went to Tamborine Mountain Golf Club in the Gold Coast Hinterland.

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After walking nine holes in the delicious cool breezes with lovely bird calls all around, I spent the next 2 hours in the cosy clubhouse.

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Go For It

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Key 5 – Go For It – 5 Magical Keys to Selling Success

You have to take action and go for it before the strategy is perfectly clear, because there is no perfectly clear perfect strategy that works every single time, the exact same way every single time. If there was, we’d all be zillionaires!

Let’s just be real here for a second. Nothing’s perfect. Right? There’s nothing perfect in life.

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You have to use many different ways as calls to action. You can’t keep using the same method over and over – use different stories and experiences to bring people into a decision making mode where they’ll buy.

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What Can a 1970s TV Theme Song Teach you About Money?

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What Can a 1970s TV Theme Song Teach you About Money?
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Triumph, tragedy and the Carnival cruise catastrophe

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Aside from being convinced that I’d seen the whole Carnival Triumph story play out before – pretty much the same thing happened in 2010 with the Carnival Splendor – my interest was piqued by Twitter…
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What my tomatoes taught me about quantum mechanics

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Most people outside the esoteric worlds of little-science physics (aka quantum mechanics) and big-science physics (aka cosmology) will at some point realise both worlds fly in the face of intuition.Why…...
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Double Dog Dare Ya

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Remember these? If you do, this Tshirt is for you.Supplies are Limited and These Shirts won't last long, get it before it's gone. Wear this Shirt with Pride.Only available until June 25.-Made in America - Important: Select Style Dropdown Below to view all styles of shirts available. Order more than 1 and Save on Shipping!
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10 Unconventional Romantic Comedies You Can Watch On Netflix Right Now

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In the mood for a romantic comedy that bucks tradition? Check out these ten titles available on Netflix streaming right now. (Stuff I watch...
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Life Lessons From Dr. Seuss - Do You Remember

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DYR commemorates the author’s death with a look at all of the whimsical wisdom he left behind.
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Make a Decision: Key 5 Magical Selling

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How Failure Can Lead us to Make a Decision

A lot of people would say oh no it’s just the same, it’s the same, it’s the same. They don’t want to take feedback from their environment (in other words, learn from failure), they don’t want to keep going, they don’t want to keep fighting. If you want to know what happened that lead up to this statement, read here.

But you know what David did, he looked that button right in the eye, he looked that failure right in the eye and he said, “Fuck that, I’m in!”

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The more you believe that powerful things can happen in your life once you make a decision, the more they tend to happen. It’s unbelievable how consistent that is.

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Top 15 Things to NEVER Do (pass this along to your kids)

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It’s time for you to be afraid of a few things.

(Message from one of my mentors, Tony Rush)

 These are not myths.  These are absolute facts and
no one can deny them.   If you want to be absolutely safe in life (until you die),then here is a virtual “buffet” of anecdotes, tips and
thoughts to keep you from death and from any new
experiences….
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Are you doing what you want to bedoing with your life right now? If not….why not? What are you waiting for? So no one is really “playing it safe”.
You’re either playing SMALL or you’re playing BIG.
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20 Awesome Funny T-Shirts to Wear this Summer | J32 Design

20 Awesome Funny T-Shirts to Wear this Summer | J32 Design | Funny Quirky Stuff | Scoop.it
J32 Design is a website that showcases designs for business cards and other products which are offered by print on demand services.
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Lemons into Lemonade? Really?

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Lemons into Lemonade? Really?
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A must-watch video from 19 year old Dakota.

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Video Melbourne Train Safety – Dumb Ways to Die

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Video Melbourne Train Safety – Dumb Ways to Die
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Latest update today 10 March 2013. Now the views on the original video are up to 41.5 million, so it has proved to be really catchy and shareable. I’m just updating my post here so I can share it on Pinterest, something I didn’t do when I made the post first. My trigger was seeing someone sharing just the YouTube video on Pinterest.

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Better than sext? New Facebook app could change the mating market

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I’m intrigued. And horrified. And curious.
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I can see this really taking off...

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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 --

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved to another seat.This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  The man seemed more amused.  When on the fourth...
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only on a bus LOL

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Paramedics Rush To Revive God Following Latest Suicide Attempt

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LAS VEGAS—Clark County paramedics responded Thursday to a frantic 911 call from an Econo Lodge motel where the Lord Our God, Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, was found naked and unconscious following an unsuccessful suicide attempt, the third such incident in recent years.

 

Upon entering the premises and finding God unresponsive, EMTs reportedly spent 45 minutes reviving the omnipotent being, who sources said had used a leather belt to hang Himself from a showerhead after ingesting an unknown quantity of Ambien.

 

“Our initial examination showed the Almighty had no pulse, and His all-seeing eyes had completely glossed over,” said paramedic Geoff Redkinson, noting that a housekeeper had entered God’s room at 9:30 a.m. to find the television on, empty whisky bottles strewn about, and lines of cocaine on a fold-out ironing board. “In addition, His skin—normally bathed in holy, radiant light—had turned a dull greenish-blue, classic signs of late-stage hypoxia.”

 

“I immediately placed the Lord on his back and initiated CPR while a member of my team prepared to pump His stomach,” he continued. “This succeeded in stabilizing the deity’s vitals enough to transport Him to the hospital, where emergency doctors and clergy were waiting.”

 

God reportedly took more than 4,000 Ambien before the pills had any effect.

 

Those close to God reported He had recently grown far more depressed and withdrawn from humanity than usual, sleeping 16 to 20 hours a day and taking weeks to respond to even the most basic of prayers. His characteristically thunderous voice, sources said, had been reduced to a faint whisper that unpredictably gave way to tears whenever anyone mentioned salvation, kindness, mercy, or any of His works.

 

Then on Wednesday evening, the Supreme Being, who is said to struggle daily with the loss of His only son, untold millennia of war and genocide, chronic weight gain, and the aftermath of His messy 15,088 BC divorce, was reportedly “pushed over the edge” when 62-year-old San Antonio resident Cleon Jenkins lost his job at the local Toyota plant and with it his only means to pay for his wife’s chemotherapy.

 

Hoping to offer some sort of explanation for the decision to end His infinite life, the Lord left a brief suicide note scribbled on a yellow legal pad.

 

“I am so sorry,” He Who Commanded Light to Shine Out of Darkness wrote. “I’d hoped it didn’t have to come to this. But I hurt constantly and I don’t want to be here anymore.”

“Goodbye,” the note concluded.

 

The higher power’s latest botched suicide attempt comes in the wake of several widely publicized previous tries, including a 1985 standoff with police on the lip of the Grand Canyon that ended with God stepping off the edge, plummeting downward, but then at the last second deciding to turn Himself into a bird and fly away before impact.

 

More recently, on a gloomy late-winter day in 2006, God made an impulsive trip to the outer solar system with the intention of throwing Himself in front of a speeding comet—only to turn back after noticing how beautiful Earth looks from deep space and realizing He couldn’t go through with it.

 

Speaking to reporters at a hastily arranged press conference at Valley Hospital Medical Center, where God was admitted, divine spokeswoman Hayley Greenwood, 36, updated billions of concerned followers on the deity’s condition.

 

“I am happy to report that Our Lord and Heavenly Father has regained consciousness and is comfortably levitating in the recovery room,” Greenwood said. “Also, I can confirm that God has enrolled in a rehabilitation and support program at the local YMCA with the goal of returning to His position as the guiding light of our souls as quickly as possible.”

 

“However, until then I ask that everyone respect God’s privacy,” she added. “The best thing you can do now is to keep Him in your thoughts and prayers during this very difficult time.”

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