Another perfect day in the Caribbean, no? Wait a moment now...Holy guacamole, it's the Mark of Spanky! Perhaps the sign of some hidden treasure? Hidden...no. Treasure, oh yes, my friends. Powered by the energy and fun of one dozen bolts of lightning, I give you my new children's book The Legend of Muchacho Spanky. Now hear me out...it's free on Amazon.com...at this very moment for you, no? ¡Sí! The whole family will enjoy or there is a problem with your family. Now go, and enjoy! Muchacho insists.