Straight Up Offensive.

Whaaaaaat. Yes, a couple of days can seem an eternity.

"Even if the burning ball of fire in the sky (that nobody really understands) is officially named Fred."

It's still not a valid reason to fall off the face of the Series of Tubes.

This is a self- intervention. 

Actions do speak louder than words. 
Nobody's a jerk here.
Pinky Promise not to intentionally come off as one either.
Invincible contracts have been reviewed.

@ All who have been glaring with the Stink Eye...

Calm Down. <3