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The pursuit of truth and beauty

The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives. (Albert Einstein) http://www.enstructive.com/the-pursuit-of-truth-and-beauty/
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The secret to creativity

The secret to creativity knows how to hide your sources. (Albert Einstein) http://www.enstructive.com/the-secret-to-creativity/
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Two Things to Worry

In life there are two things to worry about: either you are well or you are sick.If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick there are only two things to worry about: either you get well or you die.If you get well then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die... http://www.enstructive.com/two-things-to-worry/
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Comparing butt and g

A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said… ”Hey honey, you’re getting fat. Your butt is huge. I’ll bet it’s as wide as the gas grill.” Feeling... http://www.enstructive.com/comparing-butt-and-g/
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The Ultimate Rejection

Q: What is the ultimate rejection? A: Your hand falls asleep while masturbating. http://www.enstructive.com/the-ultimate-rejection-2/
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After a preacher died and

After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. “I don’t understand,” he complained to Saint Peter. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.” “Our policy here in Heaven is to... http://www.enstructive.com/after-a-preacher-died-and/
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Duck

One day there are three drunk teenagers (girls). In the middle of the night they are driving home. The driver swirves and goes off a cliff and all three die. In heaven there is only one rule don’t step on a duck (there are ducks every where). So a few hours later the first woman steps on a... http://www.enstructive.com/duck-2/
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Penny Bar

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “One penny?!” exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, “Yes.” So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, “Could I have a nice... http://www.enstructive.com/penny-bar/
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Best staff member

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, so later he could remember how his staff “miss” him. Most... http://www.enstructive.com/best-staff-member/
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3 Men in Heaven

3 men went up to heaven and St.Peter said, “Whatever you do don’t step on a cloud.” So the first guy is walking along and he steps on a cloud and he gets this really ugly girl on his back. The other two said, “What happened?” He said, “I stepped on a... http://www.enstructive.com/3-men-in-heaven/
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When sorrows come

When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions. (William Shakespeare) http://www.enstructive.com/sorrows-come/
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Battery and a Woman

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. http://www.enstructive.com/battery-and-a-woman/
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You're so ugly...

You’re so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school, she was arrested for littering! http://www.enstructive.com/youre-so-ugly-8/
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Lickety-split

The businesswoman, in town for an important meeting, checked into her room at the swank hotel and unpacked her bags. Noticing that her best suit had been badly wrinkled during her flight, she telephoned the desk and asked the hotel’s valet service to pick it up for pressing. Almost... http://www.enstructive.com/lickety-split/
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No Hocky

Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? Because everytime they go into the corner, they open up a convenience store. Submitted by Curtis Edited by blueindiansquaw http://www.enstructive.com/no-hocky/
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He who inherits riches shall never know the...

He who inherits riches shall never know the joy of toiling endlessly for his daily bread. http://www.enstructive.com/he-who-inherits-riches-shall-never-know-the/
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New Son-in-law

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory... http://www.enstructive.com/new-son-in-law/
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Tracker

A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak… “woman,... http://www.enstructive.com/tracker/
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