"After the results of the first round of the parliamentary elections, there were several calls to declare the independence of the Heliopolis district from the rest of Egypt. Hey, we’re the only district where a liberal beat a Muslim Brotherhood by a landslide. We’re the only district that voted for a candidate with long hair whose girlfriend is a movie star. People in Montazah, Alexandria, voted for a guy who called democracy haram or forbidden. The prick then used the democratic process in order to get a parliament seat!
So we can presume that it is quiet understandable why we want to be separated from Egypt. Why we want nothing to do with the rest of our previous country.
To make things simplier, I decided to propose how our new country will look like. So ladies and gentlement, welcome to The Republic of Heliopolis." (The Big Pharaoh)
J'ai relevé ce commentaire d'un lecteur :
"I do realize this is supposed to be satire, but I just have to say that rich liberals such as yourselves will NEVER understand the rest of this country and therefore can really never contribute to the rest of the country reaching its potential. You mock and denigrate the poor and uneducated in English on the internet because you can get away with it and your only contact with them is as your maids and drivers and bawwabs and office “boys”. If we had a truly economically fair country, the truth you don’t want to face is you probably couldn’t afford their services anymore because you would have to pay them a lot more than you do now."