Oh, Mike Heath, friend of Porno Pete, what sayeth you about the murkiest depths of thee evil gaynesses of Maine? Forsooth!
"As our society continues her descent into the gloomy depths love compels us to come together here today. The inky blackness of evil only appears solid. The flicker of a solitary candle reveals the deception. Light always forces darkness to flee. Darkness has no power over light … and love.