There is an ongoing debate in my English department about instructing writing. Do we teach students how to write or do we guide them how to become writers? Let me clarify. One of my coworkers, who I will call Irene, believes most students are clueless how to write an essay and must be taught writing by strictly following a template. According to Irene, we need to teach our students to follow the Jane Schaffer method to construct a paragraph, or mimic Graf and Birkenstein’s They Say, I Say to develop a thesis. If we do so, eventually our students will have the tools to write like an academic.