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1 woman, 23,467 great outfits over 6 days and other assorted reasons why we hate Miranda Kerr
Let's make a list of the things Miranda Kerr has that we would like, and see if it's painful to read:
Fit husband, loads of money, legs up to her boobies (which are perfect, of course), a cute bouncy baby with chubby cheeks, a washboard stomach which appeared ten minutes after giving birth, a red leather bag which she carries everywhere, various styles of Louboutins, pouty red lips and shiny hair.
Oh and just in case that first list didn't sting like salt in the eyes, let's write down just some of the various designers she's been wearing and do an approximate estimation of how much just one outfit might cost her:
Cherry red Prada leather tote (£1590), Nobody jeans (£119), Fendi Spring 2011 tri-colour belt (£280), Jimmy Choo brown vacchetta and suede 'Valley' platform stiletto sandals (£732), Collette Dinnigan white dress (£1194).
That's a total of £3915 folks. We just bought a new car that cost less than that.