I propose we invent some new “badges/statistics” which can be “awarded” by AMS automatically, based on the list of publications, and noted in the MathSciNet Author’s Profile. The awardees can then proudly mention them on the department websites, they can be included in Wikipedia entries of these mathematicians, etc. Such statistics are crucial everywhere in sports, and most are individual achievements. Some were even invented to showcase a particular athlete. So I thought – we can also do this. Here is my list of proposed awards...[I]magine AMS awarded badges the same way MathOverflow does, i.e. in bulk and for both minor and major contributions. People would just collect them in large numbers, and perhapsspark controversies. But what would they look like?