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Hecate Directional Spell

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Goddess of the Night The Crossroad loom before us Uncertainty is a constant for the Enlightened Those that seek a Betterment are often torn as to which choice is Best A Focus is what is sought We S...
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Inanna Sensual

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Inanna you are the Best At making sure Lovers pass this Test Because it better be good or they will just jump to the Next   Love is important but over this Sex does Loft Oh come on, we all want to ...
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Hecate Charisma Spell

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The ways of Chaos and Magick are Great We seek to mold others so they will aid us in reaching our true Fate   For in the world of competition and Vice Humans swarm over everything like maggoty Lice...
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Base Jumper Part II

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They shared a quiet ride home. Dak’s mind was full of questions, but Erin’s mood remained taciturn. It wasn’t until they were almost back to their small apartment that she asked, “You aren’t upset ...
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Ask the Ghetto Shaman

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Dear Ghetto Shaman,

I need some help! I need to cleanse my life-funked chakras, Shaman man. Wax on, wax off.

Jasmine

 

Dear Jasmine,

I can recommend several techniques. All of my latest breakthrough procedures are covered in my latest book Misguided Meditations: The Art of Quantum Pimping.

The Ghetto Shaman

P.S. Skip Chapter 7: Drumming Circle Jerk. Seriously, this is at the request of my lawyer.

 

 

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Daily Discord - A Place for Raging Moderates, Tragic Optimists, and Integral Outcasts

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Sarcastically Salving Society. Home of the Transcosmetic Party, a place for raging moderates, tragic optimists, and integral outcasts
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Dear Ghetto Shaman,

I started my teen years smoking lots of pot, but then I heard methamphetamine can enhance your sexual prowess. But now after using meth for several years I can’t seem to get a date. Don’t chicks no how cool meth is?

Scabby and Toothless


Dear S & T,

Anything in excess can be counterproductive, young grass-smoker. Try mixing things up with some crack.

Sincerely,

The Ghetto Shaman

P.S. Oh, and chicks no how to spell know.

 

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Daily Discord - Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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Dear Ghetto Shaman,

We have this life to overcome all of the attachments that you seem to advocate. Have you ever been to the rainforests of South America? Have you ever met a real Shaman?

Bardo


Dear Bardo,

Sorry, only one question per customer. I will answer your first question: no, I haven't, but I have been to the Peruvian Amazon.

The Ghetto Shaman

 

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Daily Discord - Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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Dear Ghetto Shaman,

 

I read your book The Power of Now, Bitches and it’s the same title as Eckhart Tolle’s book, The Power of Now.  You just added the word "bitches" at the end.  Is there no limit to your audacity?

S. Latte


Dear S,

 

Nope…besides, I also added the comma.  It didn’t get there by itself.  If you want to see where I really rip off Tolle, read my masterpiece When Stillness Spews.

The Ghetto Shaman

 

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Daily Discord - Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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Dear Ghetto Shaman,

What do you think about Chuck Hagel’s nomination for Secretary of Defense?

Wyatt


Dear Wyatt,

I endorsed and supported Thor, the God of Thunder. I’m old school.

Regards,

The Ghetto Shaman

P.S. I do support the Discord’s nomination of Martha Stewart as the Secretary of the Interior. What she can do with curtains and a few throw pillows..

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Daily Discord - Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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In my version of reality Peppermint Patty was naked and Lucy wasn’t... Stolen from The Daily Discord
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Daily Discord - Denny’s CEO: No Hobbit Meat in Our Grand Slam Breakfast

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Denny’s CEO: No Hobbit Meat in Our Grand Slam Breakfast...stolen from The Daily Discord .... check out more comedy daily on The Daily Discord http://www.dailydiscord.com

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Serpent Eating a Rat

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Snakes and rats are two animals that are often not considered have stellar reputations. Snakes are conceptualized as evil from genesis to Robert E Howard’s Conan novels. Even with current modes of ...
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Black Ops 2 Christmas Noobs (Trolling / Funny Kills / Moments / Funtage)

Leave a Like if you enjoyed it, Happy Christmas Noob Hunting :) Friends in the video: Nogla - http://www.youtube.com/user/DaithiDeNogla Moo Snuckel - http://... (I liked a @YouTube video from @vanossgaming http://t.co/j0GVkMNg...
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The Romans taught me that the true meaning of Christmas is killing people different that yourself. It is a breath of fresh air to see this tradition kept alive...or dead.
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Cluster F

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Two skins brushed roughly past him and Talon growled when they spilled three sips of cheap beer on his boots. Worse yet, it was his own. Despite his true desires, he let it go. No need to go down i...
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A new Talon adventure begins now! Join Talon as he enters the biggest Punk show New Cluster has ever seen - Cluster F http://wp.me/p3uYOg-2d

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Saving Money (Part II)

Moving through the stygian night, he followed the lanky form of Rick-the-dick. They were passing through the slums of southern New Cluster, which were some of the worse parts of the city and of cou...
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Talon is forced to improvise when he is ordered to help Rik the Dick hunt for Human flesh in..Saving Money (Part II) http://wp.me/s3uYOg-115
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Base Jumpers Part III

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The questions and paperwork hadn’t ended that night, but had continued into the next day. He and Erin had been put up by an unknown, but not unguessed at benefactor in the High Valley Hotel. Now he...
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What do you do when the assassin sent after keep coming even when you have already killed him? Base Jumpers continues http://wp.me/s3uYOg-45

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Dionysus Green

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Who loves you Mary-Jane Do not let it be a Pain  Life Is full of Strife Yes, we want to accomplish and Succeed But is some ways betterment is also fueled by Greed Sometimes we Attack But it is also...
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I Have a New Dionysus Spell up on the Mystic Chaos Star! Dionysus Green

 

Become one with the Green Machine

 

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The Space for Rent

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Space for Sale,

 

The Ghetto Shaman column is available for anyone who can send funny material to me in a timely manner. I don’t care what his excuse is this time, I don’t care if he lost his fifth grandmother, again, or his parole officer has more stipulations, or he's on another Mad Dog vision quest. I am washing my hands of that new age miscreant!

 

Pierce X. Winslow

 

P.S. Send me the goods now, Shaman, or you’ll never work in this virtual town again!

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Daily Discord - Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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The Ghetto Shamen has as locked in the dripped alcve under Winslow's pool, help.

 

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Daily Discord - Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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Sarcastically Salving Society. Home of the Transcosmetic Party, a place for raging moderates, tragic optimists, and integral outcasts
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Dear Ghetto Shaman,

Stressed out! Yoga not working! Help!

J


Dear J,

Have you purchased any of my relaxation CDs, like Harnessing the Power of Anxiety? Just the price tag alone will start you on your way to accessing the many higher-states of distress. As seen on Jitter and Pacebook. Or, why not try some life-affirming body shots down at your local pub?

You’ll be glad you did.

The Ghetto Shaman

 

P.S. It's also the time of year to grab a Guinness. Have you ever seen a stressed out leprechaun?

 

 

 

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Daily Discord - Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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Daily Discord - Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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Dear Ghetto Shaman,

I started this with Dear Douchebag, so if it says "Dear Ghetto Shaman" above this, I knew it!!

Gerbs


Dear Douchebag,

Never go up against an established columnist with the power of editorial license. And please pick up a copy of my latest book Expressing Gratitude Through Violence at no additional discount to you.

Sincerely,

The Ghetto Shaman

P.S. You're supposed to ask a question, douchebag.  See?  You can't win.

Ask your question, bitch...

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Daily Discord - Starbuck's Rosetta Stone

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Daily Discord - A Place for Raging Moderates, Tragic Optimists, and Integral Outcasts

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Homeland Security bans 7 out of 10 Ghetto Shaman's New Year's Resolutions.

 

The FDA bans the other 3

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Daily Discord - "Why did the Mayans Build the Fiscal Cliffs in the first place?"

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