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Top 10 Punishments for Geeks

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10. Six words: Offer regular coffee, serve only decaf.
9. Force him to watch the movie Waterworld without the ability to mute or fast-forward.
8. Release a new game-changing smartphone that runs all kinds of apps and that everyone instantly wants, but neglect to put in such basic features as copy-and-paste and undo until two years later.
7. Force her to write an article for publication, defending the existence of Jar-Jar Binks and the casting of Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker.
6. Reprogram his electronic music players so that before listening to anything by Weird Al, Jonathan Coulton, Paul and Storm, Marian Call, or the podcast of any public radio show, he must first listen to an entire song by Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, or Britney Spears.
5. Force her to write an essay explaining why Star Trek V is the best of all the Star Trek films without employing irony.
4. Broadcast a really good space-western TV show, move it around a lot from time slot to time slot to make sure its ratings suck, then after it starts to really become popular with the geek community cancel it with three episodes still in the can.
3. Give him an about-to-expire gift certificate for a shirt from a website that sells awesome geeky shirts, but that — as he finds out only upon attempting to check out, of course — only has “Hello Kitty” shirts in stock.
2. Force her to play Monopoly for six straight hours while people at neighboring tables play Settlers of Catan and Ticket to Ride. For added misery, make one of her fellow players one of those people who constantly offer trades like “I’ll give you Water Works for Park Place” because they figure eventually someone will accept. For even more added misery, pick a Monopoly set based on a geeky subject, like Star Wars, The Muppets, Nintendo, or Pixar films.
1. Force him to take a seven hour plane flight sitting next to a teenager who worships the Twilight books and films and can’t wait to tell you all about why.
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R.I.P. Winamp: Winamp to Shut Down For Good

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Well, that really whips the llama's ass!
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Mark Laird MSc's curator insight, November 25, 2013 6:50 PM

Gutted! What a program!

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Space Invaders Ceramics Class up Your Kitchen

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by mudstuffing s Etsy shop

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KatRas's curator insight, January 17, 2014 7:23 AM

That is brilliant, the combination of old and new. Inspirational print for T-shirt and zine.
 

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Super Mario Happy Meal Toys from Mcdonald’s Japan: You Deserve a Break Today

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grrrrrr

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The Walking Dead Monopoly

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at ThinkGeek or Amazon.com!

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Donald McClendon's curator insight, November 17, 2013 4:20 PM

Finally! For all my "walker" friends out there, the ultimate board game!

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A Wes Anderson Tribute

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Spoke Art Gallery

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KatRas's curator insight, January 17, 2014 7:26 AM

Well i just had to scoop.it as i love Wes Anderson and everything he does. Also what could be better combination(for my project, than this) sci-fi and Wes!

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3A Toys – Iron Man Toy

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Every Single Death in the Game of Thrones Series

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The proof that George RR Martin is absolutely ruthless.

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Kévin Lahouratate's curator insight, March 12, 2014 11:37 AM

Pas grave ils vont tous revenir d'une façon ou... d'une autre! 

Andy Senko CDP's curator insight, January 5, 2015 6:06 PM

...that took some time...

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Disney Princesses as Final Fantasy

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FizX Entertainment's comment, October 21, 2014 8:16 PM
cool
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The Life and Times of an Aging Superhero Captured in Oil Paintings

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sooooooo nice

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FizX Entertainment's comment, October 21, 2014 8:17 PM
this is awesome
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Shanghai Theater Accidentally Uses Photoshopped fanmade Poster for Thor 2 Instead Of Real Thor

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Ah ah !

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